[b] 63% of Americans are dysfunctional. That means we're the majority[/b]
[img]http://images.tvrage.com/shows/7/6367.jpg[/img]
Oh Titus. How i love you
Titus is a regular old sitcom, involving a family and their crazy adventures! Why it's fun for the whole family!
Oh wait.
NO
Titus is remarkable, this is not your ordinary Show. The show aired from 2000 - 2002, on Fox. And as you guessed it, the show was cancelled
because fox forgot to stop touching themselves and renew the program. The show was pretty dark, while it was covered with comedy, alot of
it was dark. The show dealt with child molestation, hijacking planes, abusive relationships, suicide, drunken-abusing father, and mothers trying
to kill their husbands. And there is OH such more, it's just a jolly fun time you sick bastards <3
[b]1. What makes this show so fucking amazing?[/b]
The show had an intresting format, it usually started with Christopher Titus standing in a black and white room with what looks like an electric
chair with him. He talks to the camera about the events happening and the past. The show does a sort of family guy flashbacks. When he
mentions something about his life, it usually flashes back, or imagines a situation involving what he said
EXAMPLE:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYXIjQM4Mkg[/media]
Also what most shows don't do anymore is that it's filmed IN FRONT of a live audience
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-F_B8AByYE[/media]
Makes you just wanna jizz in someones mouth and beat a baby
[b]2. Characters[/b]
[b]Christopher Titus[/b]
Christopher Titus
[img]http://www.sidereel.com/_episodeimage/186.3.21.jpg[/img]
He owns a auto body shop, and repairs cars for a living. He hired his closest friends
To sum him up, he's a Teenage Jock in an adult. He thinks he can solve anything by
A. Beating someone up
B. Lighting something on fire
C. Ignoring it
D. Take his agression out by making a car
He's not the brightest, but by far not the dumbest. His dad is "Ken Titus", in which he has an akward relationship with. It mostly involves
his ass being beaten. But that just means his dad loves him. Other then that he has a half brother named "Dave". Close brothers, dave also
works for chris. On the side he has a girlfriend named "Erin". His original mother is crazy or how Ken puts it
"She shacked up in the wacko basket...Cookie?"
[b]Dave Titus/Scovill[/b]
Zack Ward (FROM CHRISTMAS STORY HOLY SHIT)
[img]http://cocoamichelle.com/images/stories/ama/zack_ward.jpg[/img]
The "idiot" of the show, and personally my favorite character. Instead of being a teenager in an adult like Chirs, he's more of a
child. He follows anything his brother does, wether it be stealing, fighting or...well that's all he does. He thinks he's hand crafted
from god, but always relies on his brother for help and continues to fail at fucking his brothers Girlfriend.
[b]Erin Fitzpatrick[/b]
Cynthia Watros (Friggin Libby from LOST)
[img]http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/j/Cynthia%20Watros.jpg[/img]
Come on, every show that's fucked up has to have SOME common sense. Even though it's a girl from a drug crazed abusing family.
HEY, they are a good match. She mostly has the common sense ideas, even christopher's dad respects her and warns her it's a
"mistake" To date Chris.
[b]Tommy Shafter[/b]
David Shatraw (This was originally Steve Carell, but david got the part)
[img]http://davidshatraw.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/1183658747-sc-33.jpg[/img]
"IS THERE NO GOD?!"
Tommy is described as the only "normal" person in the group, he's considered a little gay, because he over acts everything and
sometimes even uses a lisp. He for the most part has a bit of common sense, even if it's a bit fucked up like bringing cake for someone
dies or ramming his car into a girl he likes. BUT HEY, don't we all do that deep inside?
[b]"Ken Titus" AKA Badass motherfucker[/b]
Stacy Keach (Do i really have to name how awesome this actor is?)
[img]http://timstvshowcase.com/titus3.jpg[/img]
Ken Titus, is the most badass motherfucker ever. He's always drunk, it's hard to find a scene without him holding a beer. He abuses
his sons, he's been divorced more then 6 times including with one wife still trying to kill him. He's a player in his 50's and his motto is
to "Quit Being a Wussy". Inspiring words from an awesome man. Just to sum up how awesome he is, he's had more then 6 heart attacks,
and when he gets them he decided to go buy some beer and eat fast food to calm him down.
[b]3. Christopher Titus[/b]
The show was created by the comedian "Christopher Titus" who is also the star of the show. The show is based on his life and even
his father has admitted that the show is around 70% true. Which is amazing considering the shit that goes down in the show. Chris still
does stand up and you should definatley take a look at it, it's good stuff.
[b]4. The Future[/b]
Being the bastard that fox is, they cancelled the show in it's third season for a being a little to "edgy". Apparently the molestation
episode crossed the line, but the episode does seem a little tame. But the creators of the show have talked about how they were
gonna end the show.
If you don't wanna know (Not really spoiling) then just skip ahead
The writers were gonna have christopher titus talk in the Black and White room and finish a speech about family and life, and then he
walks away into the cornor where the camera slowly zooms out where security guards are watching the monitors. One of the guards
then says to the other about he's "doing it again". From there it zooms out just enough to see a insane asylum. Kinda like ending with
how is mother ended up
[b]5. Videos![/b]
School
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8iSyLywHiM&feature=related[/media]
Racism
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzeSE0JvRcI&feature=related[/media]
Hardass
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1arJOC86YVo&feature=related[/media]
[b]6. End [/b]
[img]http://sharetv.org/images/titus-show.jpg[/img]
Peace Bitches
Sorry for the errors, 4AM means sleepy time for this bastard
[b]If you're to lazy then watch this video to get what titus is really all about[/b]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JCjMZTQnfY&feature=related[/media]
I love this show. Another example of how fucking retarded Fox is. This gets canceled after three seasons, Firefly barely gets to finish a season, 24 gets 8 seasons, and Seth McFarland gets three separate shows.
[QUOTE=Used Car Salesman;21100139]I love this show. Another example of how fucking retarded Fox is. This gets canceled after three seasons, Firefly barely gets to finish a season, 24 gets 8 seasons, and Seth McFarland gets three separate shows.[/QUOTE]
yep. Titus gets canceled because it's "too controversial", meanwhile Seth McFarlane pushes the envelope every chance he gets...
[QUOTE=Xenomoose;21101279]yep. Titus gets canceled because it's "too controversial", meanwhile Seth McFarlane pushes the envelope every chance he gets...[/QUOTE]
"Pushes the envelope"? Bitch, please.
[QUOTE=Xenomoose;21101279]yep. Titus gets canceled because it's "too controversial", meanwhile Seth McFarlane pushes the envelope every chance he gets...[/QUOTE]
It's amazing how much things change in a decade really
It's nice to see other Titus fans here, I was beginning to think I was alone here.
I used to love this show! Then, the whole Fox hammerdown shit... At least I can still get the DVDs or watch it on YouTube. At least.
I have all the episodes on DVD. it was so long since I had first seen the show that I had forgotten that it was one of those "live audience" sitcoms (I always hated canned laughter, but since this show actually HAD a live audience, I guess I could forgive?). but then I payed attention to the show itself. damn, I loved that show. the third season was a bit lacking (I fucking hated that Amy character. she was a pointless addition), but it was great overall. I still can't believe they canceled such a good show....
Oh man if Steve Carell was in this it would've been even better.
[QUOTE=kmathis;21120198]Oh man if Steve Carell was in this it would've been even better.[/QUOTE]
yeah, but David Shatraw is good enough as Tommy.
OMG Zack Ward from Postal!
Bumping this, so more people can take a look at this wonderful show <3
I loved this show and I love Christopher Titus he's easily one of my favorite comedians. More people should know about this show.
[QUOTE=BmB;21095194][img]http://romaexperience.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/titus1.jpg[/img] ?[/QUOTE]
Came in here expecting this.
Severely disappointed. :(
[QUOTE=Spiderjjr45;24579860]Came in here expecting this.
Severely disappointed. :([/QUOTE]
:colbert:
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:colbert:[/QUOTE]
:colbert:
I'm with Mac. the show rocks.
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