• You heard it here first, "Marijuana’s Evil Threat To Christian America"
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Just for fun, I did a google search for "Marijuana is evil". I've found a pretty goddamn funny leftist Christian website with some facts that I find quite amusing. Here are some of my favourite quotes: [QUOTE=Christian America;28523392]Many Christians have questioned whether or not doing marijuana will send you to hell. The short answer is yes[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Christian America;28523392]Most marijuana users are either atheists or idol worshipers. Instances of abortion and crime are also higher amongst drug users. The drug seems to activate a section of the brain that makes a person become a liberal. The basic traits are the same.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Christian America;28523392]The more sinister point of this review is terrorism. Marijuana funds it. Some strains even have names like ‘Afghan Kush’. The Bush Administration found that money made from selling drugs in the United States helped to fund the 9-11 attacks. You think you’re getting your pot from Mexicans? ‘Juan’ might actually be ‘Ackbar’. Could you really tell the difference?[/QUOTE] So according to Christian America, I fund terrorists, I'm automatically a liberal, an "idol worshipper", and best of all I'm going to hell for using a substance occasionally! I've seen the MJ arguments here on FP, but for once can we all just sit back at laugh at this, because I think it's pretty funny. Here is the full article if anyone wants to see it. [QUOTE=Christian America;28523392]Nancy Reagan, wife of the Great One and mother of the modern Republican Party, started the war on marijuana in the eighties when she recognized the dangers it posed to our youth. Her ‘Just Say No’ campaign saved millions of American kids. Too bad notorious pothead Bill Clinton used the nineties to reverse all her good work. Clinton and the rest of the liberals have been trying for years to get marijuana legalized in the United States. European countries that have done so have seen spikes in liberal populations over the years. No doubt the Democrats believe they can stack the deck in their favor by adding pot to the mix. While doing research for this article, I noticed something very interesting. Most marijuana users are either atheists or idol worshipers. Instances of abortion and crime are also higher amongst drug users. The drug seems to activate a section of the brain that makes a person become a liberal. The basic traits are the same. Serious health risks shouldn’t even be a debate. Left leaning doctors who make things up to get publicity with the college frat boy segment of the population deserve to have their medical licenses revoked. You are taking a drug, of course it is going to hurt your body and make you stupid. The more sinister point of this review is terrorism. Marijuana funds it. Some strains even have names like ‘Afghan Kush’. The Bush Administration found that money made from selling drugs in the United States helped to fund the 9-11 attacks. You think you’re getting your pot from Mexicans? ‘Juan’ might actually be ‘Ackbar’. Could you really tell the difference? This all brings us to Kenyan President Barack Obama. At least that weasel Clinton had the good sense to lie about his drug use. Obama just came out and admitted it, like he was proud. Then he hired his dealer’s wife to be our Secretary of State. Coincidence?[/QUOTE] [url]http://christwire.org/2011/03/marijuanas-evil-threat-to-christian-america/[/url]
I stopped reading when they said it turns people liberal
I mean for god's sake people, "The drug seems to activate a section of the brain that makes a person become a liberal" THE SECTION OF THE BRAIN FOR BECOMING A LIBERAL? [editline]10th March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=d00msdaydan;28523462]I stopped reading when they said it turns people liberal[/QUOTE] Well I don't blame you, I enjoyed giving it a read
At one point or another, I don't know if I should laugh at the sheer ignorance in this, or just cry.
Fyi its satire.
[QUOTE=verne78;28523496]Fyi its satire.[/QUOTE] I don't think it is
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;28523542]I don't think it is[/QUOTE] Either way I wouldn't be surprised.
CunningHam seems to believe it's true [editline]10th March 2011[/editline] Or he might think it's satire, it could be as well I just thought it was a good read. I don't think this is legit.
[QUOTE=d00msdaydan;28523462]I stopped reading when they said it turns people liberal[IMG]http://bestcasinogamingonline.com/crunk/37/543.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] But it all depends on their view towards that kind of discussion.
[quote]The drug seems to activate a section of the brain that makes a person become a liberal.[/quote] Doctor, please help me! I have this terrible disease, it's called liberalism! I'm sorry Contag, but there is no known cure. One day, soon, you will begin to believe that the trickle-down effect and supply-side economics are utterly wrong. But wait! That doesn't mean that... Yes. You may even begin to support the Nordic system. [B]NOOOOOOOOO![/B] [editline]10th March 2011[/editline] [quote]idol worshipers[/quote] [quote]Nancy Reagan, wife of[B] the Great One [/B]and mother of the modern Republican Party[/quote] Oh, you guys.
[quote=]You are taking a drug, of course it is going to hurt your body and make you stupid.[/quote] So what does medicine do? Medicines are drugs.
"Drugs are good, and if you do them people think that you're cool...and if you do them people think that you're cool" Reference, anybody?
[QUOTE=En-Guage V2;28523432]So according to Christian America, I fund terrorists, I'm automatically a liberal, an "idol worshipper", and best of all I'm going to hell for using a substance occasionally![/QUOTE] Wow if your'e that bad, i must be the devil himself... Go me :devil:
If you smoke pot, you will end up in hell. I mean, they don't call it the Nether-lands for nothing. Fortunately though, hell is a pretty awesome place.
That's pretty funny, but their report on Charlie Sheen going crazy because of World of Warcraft is goddamn hilarious :buddy:
[QUOTE=En-Guage V2;28523432]Nancy Reagan, wife of the Great One[/QUOTE] man this got me
Hahaha. [editline]10th March 2011[/editline] you've got to be shitting me.
[quote]Most marijuana users are either atheists or idol worshipers. Instances of abortion and crime are also higher amongst drug users. The drug seems to activate a section of the brain that makes a person become a liberal. The basic traits are the same. [/quote] :wal: are you fucking kidding me?
[QUOTE=GhostPhoster;28524091]:wal: are you fucking kidding me?[/QUOTE] If only they were!
Y'all got trolled. [I]Hard.[/I] Christwire.org is a troll/satire site.
[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;28524439]Y'all got trolled. [I]Hard.[/I] Christwire.org is a troll/satire site.[/QUOTE] This
Juan? could be ackbar could you really tell the difference
Don't judge Christians like this because of these brainwashed conservatives. Not all of us are bad, just the majority are.
Yea, the crazy ones make everybody else look bad.
[QUOTE=En-Guage V2;28523432]Just for fun, I did a google search for "Marijuana is evil". I've found a pretty goddamn funny leftist Christian website with some facts that I find quite amusing. Here are some of my favourite quotes: So according to Christian America, I fund terrorists, I'm automatically a liberal, an "idol worshipper", and best of all I'm going to hell for using a substance occasionally! I've seen the MJ arguments here on FP, but for once can we all just sit back at laugh at this, because I think it's pretty funny. Here is the full article if anyone wants to see it. [url]http://christwire.org/2011/03/marijuanas-evil-threat-to-christian-america/[/url][/QUOTE] Wow, what the fuck... as a christian myself, I just gotta say, I'm so fucking sick and tired of these retarded pieces of horse crap giving us a bad name. I'm catholic and I actively smoke weed.
[QUOTE=coopercrue;28529441]Wow, what the fuck... as a christian myself, I just gotta say, I'm so fucking sick and tired of these retarded pieces of horse crap giving us a bad name. I'm catholic and I actively smoke weed.[/QUOTE] I agree, but I don't smoke weed. I do think we should legalize it. Reduces crime, pain, and sadness.
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I want weed to be illegal just so stoners have to try that much harder to get it. I don't give a shit if that's where my tax dollars go, because it's worth it just to make them have to put forth an effort to do SOMETHING.
[QUOTE=Sockpuppetss;28529628]I want weed to be illegal just so stoners have to try that much harder to get it. I don't give a shit if that's where my tax dollars go, because it's worth it just to make them have to put forth an effort to do SOMETHING.[/QUOTE] I thought you just got banned for posting that ms paint drawing of the pokemon guy?..
Why do people of my faith do this kind of stuff... Seriously, it makes us look bad :(
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