• Ask my pet rock anything
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My pet rock has been living with me for the past six months and I thought I'd introduce him to the internet.
[QUOTE=The golden;39398691]How much does it cost to get his nails clipped?[/QUOTE] Not much anymore thanks to the pick axe I pick up a while back. Groomers usual cost $150. And I only get the thing for a day.
Pics
[QUOTE=salmonmarine;39398735]Pics[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Law7Vb3.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39398760][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Law7Vb3.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Pfft, yeah right. That rock is way too hot to be your pet. Timestamp or it didn't happen.
[QUOTE=Mr. Tripp;39398771]Pfft, yeah right. That rock is way too hot to be your pet. Timestamp or it didn't happen.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/k3S0IX2.png[/IMG]
Do you find Paper Scissors Rock to be racist, or would you say it's a fair representation of your respective peoples' strengths and weaknesses?
[QUOTE=MazerRackham;39398804]Do you find Paper Scissors Rock to be racist, or would you say it's a fair representation of your respective peoples' strengths and weaknesses?[/QUOTE] He doesn't like to talk about the war. He hasn't been the same since paper beat rock.. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/6A5dnRi.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39398779][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/k3S0IX2.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] No, he needs to be holding a sign that says the date and time.
[QUOTE=Mr. Tripp;39398836]No, he needs to be holding a sign that says the date and time.[/QUOTE] He and paper don't really... Get along.
Tell rock to grow some hair.
How do you dispose of his feces?
[QUOTE=Ryu-Gi;39398844]Tell rock to grow some hair.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kfCqE7U.png[/IMG] Chai pet. Not even once.
What does your rock eat?
[QUOTE=Consentes;39398847]How do you dispose of his feces?[/QUOTE] He has a liter box. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XD1KnjG.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39398868]He has a liter box. [/QUOTE] So he's a cannibal?
[QUOTE=Sebixxx;39398873]So he's a cannibal?[/QUOTE] No thats just what digested scissors looks like.
He's so cute :3 Got one myself I call him Charlie, he's a pretty big rock
Does persistent movement affect his ability to gather moss?
[QUOTE=MazerRackham;39398910]Does persistent movement affect his ability to gather moss?[/QUOTE] Depends, Are we talking moss moss or just the green stuff that grows on his head?
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39398926]Depends, Are we talking moss moss or just the green stuff that grows on his head?[/QUOTE] I think if it's green and growing then it counts. Kudos.
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;39398948]What does your pet rock think about my pet rock? [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0iwcFWR.png[/IMG] His name is Eugene Stoner.[/QUOTE] He says hes a solid 8/10. would stone.
what does his dick look like
[QUOTE=Dog;39398984]what does his dick look like[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/KtIxqCU.jpg[/IMG]
Would you be willing to mate your rock with my rock to create the ultimate rock race?
[QUOTE=Consentes;39399008]Would you be willing to mate your rock with my rock to create the ultimate rock race?[/QUOTE] Since rocks don't have genders why don't we just have a massive rock orgy?
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39399015]Since rocks don't have genders why don't we just have a massive rock orgy?[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://learningfromdogs.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/stonehenge.jpg[/IMG] Pictured: one massive rock orgy. Notice how some of them just like to watch. Nice.
How much do pet rocks cost?
I'm gonna go and collect my rock collection stashed beneath my carrot porn. Should I bring condoms?
Where did he touch you
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