• My cat is one crazy mother fucker.
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If you keep your distance this cat is one peaceful, fairly normal kitten. But if you get close you better be ready for his wrath. He jumps on your head and scratches your shit. Claws your nose and then hides under the sofa. It does this but the most weird bit about it is that it pulls this face before he attacks. [img]http://gyazo.com/9cc1fff5919592f8d1f774a802e5214d.png[/img] Oh and now I can add to my collection of scratches by taking that picture. People are thinking my parents are beating me and shit.
He looks like a drug addict
How long have you had him, has he always been this way?
Beat that pussy into line. :rimshot:
[QUOTE=WebOfTrust;24999308]How long have you had him, has he always been this way?[/QUOTE] Other cat gave birth to him about 3-4 weeks ago. Been like that since he could jump.
My cat is 11 years old and all my friends think he is the devil, he used to claw people and bite them, but he's kinda simmered down.
Oh and when I go out it waits for me to come back and as soon as my foot steps onto that carpet he fucking leaps onto my foot and climbs up to my chest. Digging his fucking claws everywhere.
Then get rid of it, you dunce.
Castrate him - I know, sounds cruel, but most of the time the violent behaviour can be partly removed with this, if you haven't already had it done. You could also try to raise him better - Punish him every time he lashes out after you, let him know who the boss is.
doesnt have shit on my cat
That cat should be your avatar.
[QUOTE=poopsicle;24999584]That cat should be your avatar.[/QUOTE] On it.
Quite a nice looking pussy you got there.
[QUOTE=Assburgers;24999875]Quite a nice looking pussy you got there.[/QUOTE] Thanks, I'd let you stroke it but it'd bite you.
Lol omg rofl dat fnnee xDxD Wait..... No.
Sounds like a cool cat, really.
As said, castrate it. You knew that a huge number of all animal aggression comes from the balls? Its kinda weird, but its true. [editline]03:24PM[/editline] and if it won't work . . . [IMG]http://i27.tinypic.com/voa5wx.jpg[/IMG]
Your cat is possessed. Exorcise him immediately and then burn your house down.
Ok, did we need to know this.
[QUOTE=LordApocca;24999953]Sounds like a cool cat, really.[/QUOTE] You've never had a vicious cat have you.
Cats suck, end of story. They piss all over your house and shit where they please, then they walk on your furniture with the same paws they took a shit in their litterbox on.
[QUOTE=Strongbad;25000147]Cats suck, end of story. They piss all over your house and shit where they please, then they walk on your furniture with the same paws they took a shit in their litterbox on.[/QUOTE] No one cares.
[QUOTE=Supersheepie;24999290]He looks like a drug addict[/QUOTE] Stoner-cat.
[QUOTE=Strongbad;25000147]Cats suck, end of story. They piss all over your house and shit where they please, then they walk on your furniture with the same paws they took a shit in their litterbox on.[/QUOTE] Ok, you have an opinion have fun with that
Punch the fucker in mid-air.
Rated T for Tool.
Sounds awesome. But its facial expression... It is scary. It says something like "I'mma rip you to shreds, motherfucker"
Should of listened to Bob Barker [img]http://www.sluniverse.com/pics/54465.jpg[/img]
Great post would read again. A++ This guy should get a title saying "my cat is one crazy mother fucker"
Why on earth would a cat want to scratch your shit?
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