• Subsitute for beer?
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Beer has gotten me in alot of trouble lately. I need a substitute for beer. It needs to be legal in Canadia, and it won't make me a fat fuck. Also smoking is off limits. I'm gunna start smoking in 30 years when I'm useless. I don't have the cash to hire a homo counselor, so I go on facepunch cause you guys are free. Must be cheep, no hookers. I can't find then and heard they are like +$500 This is a serious thread.
A lot of people on FacePunch are addicted to Doctor Pepper or Mountain Dew. You could try that out.
Make pot brownies.
Whiskey
jager
vodka
Smoke weed. Healthier than cigarettes and beer.
[IMG]http://learnsomethingnewtoday.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/kidsbeer.jpg[/IMG] Kid's Beer
Lots of soda. [I]Lots.[/I] It actually ain't a bad replacement, though.
Water. Lots of it.
[QUOTE=T3h_K3b0b;23417358]A lot of people on FacePunch are addicted to Doctor Pepper or Mountain Dew. You could try that out.[/QUOTE] Ok, I should try that.
Don't drink Mountain Dew, lowers sperm count.
O'Dules non alcoholic beer.
Root beer.
go home and drink your sissy apple juice while i tame a polar bear using my biceps
[QUOTE=Raunchy;23417818]Don't drink Mountain Dew, lowers sperm count.[/QUOTE] That's a myth. And that's also good. Cause you wont get your gal pregnant
Gum. I'm an addict :sun:
Smoking weed helped my dad quit drinking. But that's illegal so go with soda or non alcoholic beer.
[QUOTE=T3h_K3b0b;23417358]A lot of people on FacePunch are addicted to Doctor Pepper or Mountain Dew. You could try that out.[/QUOTE] I'm a proud Mountain Dew addict.
I have never tried Mountain Dew.
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;23417551]jager[/QUOTE] yessssssssssssssssssssssssss
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;23417304]Beer has gotten me in alot of trouble lately.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure it's your attitude that got you into trouble. [editline]02:44AM[/editline] [QUOTE=ButtsexV2;23417551]jager[/QUOTE] It's like someone vomited black liquorice and then you're drinking the vomit
hot, non complaining girlfriend?
Coca-cola. take my word for it.
[QUOTE=Raunchy;23417818]Don't drink Mountain Dew, lowers sperm count.[/QUOTE] Unproven soccer mom grocery store myth. And even if it did, who the hell would care? You keep producing more and more.
[QUOTE=T3h_K3b0b;23417358]A lot of people on FacePunch are addicted to Doctor Pepper or Mountain Dew. You could try that out.[/QUOTE] alot of people on facepunch are also under the legal age to drink too [editline]01:20AM[/editline] if your Canadian then stick with drinks from this century from this side of the world too.. Coca cola, Pepsi, Mt. Dew, Dr pepper.. Stay away from things from Mexico..
[QUOTE=Raunchy;23417818]Don't drink Mountain Dew, lowers sperm count.[/QUOTE] Really? Shit
Cheap Red Wine.
Jesus, OP is 14 and he is drinking beer already? Guess that's normal, or I'm too much self aware.
Sunflower seeds or whatever the edible ones are called.
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