Beer has gotten me in alot of trouble lately. I need a substitute for beer. It needs to be legal in Canadia, and it won't make me a fat fuck. Also smoking is off limits. I'm gunna start smoking in 30 years when I'm useless.
I don't have the cash to hire a homo counselor, so I go on facepunch cause you guys are free.
Must be cheep, no hookers. I can't find then and heard they are like +$500
This is a serious thread.
A lot of people on FacePunch are addicted to Doctor Pepper or Mountain Dew. You could try that out.
Lots of soda.
[I]Lots.[/I]
It actually ain't a bad replacement, though.
Water.
Lots of it.
[QUOTE=T3h_K3b0b;23417358]A lot of people on FacePunch are addicted to Doctor Pepper or Mountain Dew. You could try that out.[/QUOTE]
Ok, I should try that.
Don't drink Mountain Dew, lowers sperm count.
O'Dules non alcoholic beer.
Root beer.
go home and drink your sissy apple juice while i tame a polar bear using my biceps
[QUOTE=Raunchy;23417818]Don't drink Mountain Dew, lowers sperm count.[/QUOTE]
That's a myth.
And that's also good.
Cause you wont get your gal pregnant
Gum. I'm an addict :sun:
Smoking weed helped my dad quit drinking. But that's illegal so go with soda or non alcoholic beer.
[QUOTE=T3h_K3b0b;23417358]A lot of people on FacePunch are addicted to Doctor Pepper or Mountain Dew. You could try that out.[/QUOTE]
I'm a proud Mountain Dew addict.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;23417304]Beer has gotten me in alot of trouble lately.[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure it's your attitude that got you into trouble.
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[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;23417551]jager[/QUOTE]
It's like someone vomited black liquorice and then you're drinking the vomit
hot, non complaining girlfriend?
Coca-cola. take my word for it.
[QUOTE=Raunchy;23417818]Don't drink Mountain Dew, lowers sperm count.[/QUOTE]
Unproven soccer mom grocery store myth. And even if it did, who the hell would care? You keep producing more and more.
[QUOTE=T3h_K3b0b;23417358]A lot of people on FacePunch are addicted to Doctor Pepper or Mountain Dew. You could try that out.[/QUOTE]
alot of people on facepunch are also under the legal age to drink too
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if your Canadian then stick with drinks from this century from this side of the world too..
Coca cola, Pepsi, Mt. Dew, Dr pepper..
Stay away from things from Mexico..