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Ever wanted your dickcheese nuked off your sack? Impress the ladies with clean not your shitty Axe smell
I'm not quite sure why I started buying it other than my brother telling me "it owns" and so I bought a pack of two and my brother rushed into the shower almost immediately, what the fuck?
here's something from their website
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The Lava Bar is the original heavy-duty hand cleaner. Since 1893, do-it-yourselfers, coal miners, and oil rig workers have depended on the power of pumice in Lava to cut through even the toughest grease and grime.
Lava's name was derived from one of its key ingredients-pumice. A by-product of volcanic activity, pumice is used in combination with other cleaning and moisturizing agents to clean and soften even the dirtiest of hands.
The Lava Bar is available in a 5.75 oz. bar and 5.75 oz. twin-pack for heavy users.
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[url]http://www.lavasoap.com/[/url]
Sounds tough, tough enough for someone to complain it stings and burns after using one, yeah I didn't believe it. yea yeah, so later I wanted to relax and quit the day and I finally opened one of the bars, first though it was nothing out of the ordinary, until I rinsed it, it felt like [b]SANDPAPER[/b].
It only stings after applying over an area more than 3 times, results are not good if you do it hard enough, leaves the skin super dry and tear opens your pours, equivalent to having broken skin (or is it in the first place?) Seriously this stuff is next to bleach and it works.
This is stuff will wipe out even your natural skin oil, and so clean it feels like your skin cells are being peeled off, this is serious stuff.
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Ouchy to your skin
I gotta buy me some of this shit.
Real men bathe in sand paper.
Harden the fuck up Craptasket
Sounds EXTREME
Did you buy this in a store or can you only get it online?
I love this soap
they have liquid pumice soap at the auto shop in my school. Its pretty gritty but it doesn't sting, more like tickles.
[QUOTE=Dragon;16446304]Sounds EXTREME
Did you buy this in a store or can you only get it online?[/QUOTE]
Got it at wallmart.
Lava also makes a liquid hand soap with pumice.
Gojo is also a great soap to remove dirt and grime.
send me 1000 bars!
[QUOTE=Craptasket;16446328]Got it at wallmart.[/QUOTE]
Is it at target?
[QUOTE=ventilated;16446337]Lava also makes a liquid hand soap with pumice.
Gojo is also a great soap to remove dirt and grime.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I use gojo liqiud all the time after getting dirty under the car, it's cool
the gojo stuff I used had a nice orange smell, mmm
I really want a bar of this now.
Stick a bar up your ass.
Wonder how it would feel.
[QUOTE=Craptasket;16446361]Yeah, I use gojo liqiud all the time after getting dirty under the car, it's cool[/QUOTE]
I always see gojo around but it's all sold out.
[QUOTE=mrhiggens;16446316]they have liquid pumice soap at the auto shop in my school. Its pretty gritty but it doesn't sting, more like tickles.[/QUOTE]
basically soap with vulcanic "sand".
Got some of that stuff myself. Removes motor-oil from my hands easely.
Can you use this daily? I shower daily and my skin gets really fucking dry just using regular weak soap, will this be worse?
[QUOTE=Plasticnoob;16446569]Can you use this daily? I shower daily and my skin gets really fucking dry just using regular weak soap, will this be worse?[/QUOTE]
You bet.
I need to try this sometime.
I'll give :20bux: to anyone who uses this as lube.
[QUOTE=Plasticnoob;16446569]Can you use this daily? I shower daily and my skin gets really fucking dry just using regular weak soap, will this be worse?[/QUOTE]
This is fine if you have naturally very hydrated skin.
I use this shit to get grease and shit off my hands, that's it, that shits to rough to use for anything else.
Basically only use it if you've got fucking napalm all over your face or something. It gets the impossible shit off, that's what its intended for. Don't use this shit when you sneeze into your hand or something. Unless you sneeze crude oil that is.
Seems more like a product from Paper Street Soap Company...
I'm sure it works great on blood stains.
You aren't supposed to shower with it...
I have been using this stuff for ages, most people who do manual labor use it. Working with grease or oil or anything manly... Which most people on these forums don't know about, but there are a few people who actually do work.
However, you put it next to your sink and scrub your hands with it...
The burning and stinging means that it works.
[QUOTE=Slig army;16446788]I'm sure it works great on blood stains.[/QUOTE]
Yeah it does, the cops never even found the bo- NOTHING OF INTEREST.
This is some badass soap.
I have some similar stuff in paste form. Great to clean really dirty hands or feet. Not really useful for general cleaning.
I wonder if the Wal-Mart by my house sells them...
[QUOTE=Craptasket;16446259] and tears opens your pours[/QUOTE]
brb getting rid of blackhead with this awesome soap.
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