The Headline Smasher - Stupid headlines generated by analyzing headlines of popular websites
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This site, as the name implies, mashes together a bunch of headlines from various news sites and spits out some comedy gold.
[url]http://headline-generator.herokuapp.com/best[/url]
Some Examples:
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You can generate more and add them to the list and then vote for the best.
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[QUOTE]Today Sure is Silly[/QUOTE]
it sure is
[quote]FBI: If we Treated African-Americans Like we All Need to Move Away From His Wheelchair to Breakdancing in A Motor Home[/quote]
[quote]PS3-Exclusive Version of Pittsburgh Is A Bad Idea.[/quote]
[quote]Hey! Here's How Telling Your Black Friends They're 'Not Really Black' Gets You Access To Battlefield 4 Beta, Which Suddenly Exists[/quote]
every single one of these sounds like an onion headline
[QUOTE]Is this really a planet?[/QUOTE]
Has science gone too far?
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What?
WHAT DO I THINK IT MEANS?
So far I've got:
"Flo Rida and Pitbull Are Stranded on an Enchanted Isle"
"Xbox Live Rewards Program Kicks off with Titstare App and Fake Masturbation"
"Marilyn Monroe Assembled Drones During World War for Cybertron"
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[editline]30th November 2013[/editline]
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a lot
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damn dude that's hardcore
[QUOTE]Report: China Is Hacking The Us Again[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Calling Pikachu Slow Leads to Sudden Cancellation of Fez II[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Wow, Sid Meier Just Made Tea-Bagging Uncool[/QUOTE]
[quote]Fuck Dating a Sikh Viking Yogi Sex God[/quote]
[editline]30th November 2013[/editline]
[quote]Got Cancer? Take Two of 'Em[/quote]
:v:
[QUOTE]Hey, Don't Shave Your Kid's Bedroom Floor?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Do You Want to See This Video of Dogs[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Mountain Dew Are Here and Watch the National Surveillance State[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Pastor Lashes Out at Gay Burger Joint![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]The Bone-Chilling Letter Found in Breast Milk Sold on Internet[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Uh-Oh, Katy Perry Is Made of Poop[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Serbian Village Council Issues Warning That a South Pacific Island Does Not Play GameCube Games[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Archaeologists Finally Open This Bag of Green Beans[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]The Little-Known Story of Friendship Is Magic[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]'Black Keys' Singer My Suicidal Ex Is a Good Burger[/QUOTE]
UFC Fighter Sells His Soul on Instagram
When I Hate Religion’: YouTube PHENOM Explains Who Really Killed President John F. Kennedy? Glenn Beck Went to Jail
Further Proof That Women Don't Just Stand There
[QUOTE]Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Loud-Ass TV Ads Are About to Be Tamed?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Your Grandma Might Have Lied About Having CS Degree[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]I'd Fuck a Dragon[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Rob Ford Coming in a Bikini[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Tim O'Reilly on His Own Murder[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry[/QUOTE]
[quote]21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All[/quote]
[quote]Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER[/quote]
[quote]Microsoft Releases Tool for Humans[/quote]
[quote]Hey, You GUUUUUUYS My Wife Is a GameStop Pre-Order Bonus Coming to PC and Consoles[/quote]
[quote]KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs[/quote]
[quote]UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport[/quote]
[quote]11 Ways to Transform Rihanna Into a Single Human Skull[/quote]
oooooookay
[QUOTE]Insane Super-Genius Cat Opens a Water Bottle in a Bunch of Dudes[/QUOTE]
Wat.
[QUOTE]NBC Has Bought a Gun Store…With a Bat[/QUOTE]
shit.
An on-duty officer does the term '420'
[URL="http://www.headlinesmasher.com/headlines/6094"]TMZ Live Sheen Sex Tape Linked to Missing Witness[/URL]
[URL="http://www.headlinesmasher.com/headlines/6075"]36 Clever Gifts for the Suspected Boston Bombers…[/URL]
[URL="http://www.headlinesmasher.com/headlines/6043"]Yelp User Posts Negative Review Online[/URL]
[URL="http://www.headlinesmasher.com/headlines/6037'"]The First Time You Called Barbie a 'Skinny Bitch'[/URL]
[URL="http://www.headlinesmasher.com/headlines/5995"]Sega Promises Not to Wear Blackface, Salute Hitler[/URL]
Perhaps we should link these in case we want to vote on them?
[QUOTE][URL="http://www.headlinesmasher.com/headlines/6160"]What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica[/URL][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE][URL="http://www.headlinesmasher.com/headlines/6274"]What's Going on in This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names[/URL][/QUOTE]
Stormtrooper Surrounded by Japanese Police After Rolling Through Stop Sign, According to a More Typical Day With PlayStation.
Total War: Rome II Is Impressive, but Can It Save the PC(?)
Amnesia: A Machine That Finds Shiny Pokémon for Nearly a Miracle in the Style Of “Calvin and Hobbes”
Here are a few:
[quote]‘Native American’ Lone Ranger Trailer Actually Has a Weed Screed[/quote]
[quote]Before Jurassic World Was Supposed to Be More Otaku-Ish[/quote]
[quote]What Is the Game Industry[/quote]
[quote]Kylie Jenner My Nipples Got Me Sent to Prison. (Really.)[/quote]
[quote]Sony Turns Hotel Into Giant Pinball[/quote]
[quote]Why Xbox Fans Are Worried Etsy Will Become a President Skilled in Political Money Game[/quote]
[quote]Minn. Dad Comes Forward as San Diego Mayor Bob Filner Is Forced to Sign With Nike[/quote]
[quote]What I Needed, a Mod to Make Life Harder for Local Governments[/quote]
[quote]Why So Many Hot Guys in Expensive Sports Cars?[/quote]
[quote]Team Fortress 2 Gets Its Own Operating System[/quote]
[quote]Have You No Matter the Post PC Era[/quote]
[quote]Woman's Vine Captures Exact Moment Truck Flies Over a Meaningless Marijuana Statistic[/quote]
[quote]Why I Won’t Be World’s Only Superpower in 20 YEARS?? (Check Out My New Favorite Dessert (Not a Euphemism)[/quote]
[quote]Hackathons Are Bad 90s Stereotypes[/quote]
[quote]Guy Walks Into a Binary Font by Reading a Book': The New York City[/quote]
[quote]Justin Bieber: "Stop Smoking Weed, You Little FUCKERS"[/quote]
[quote]An Attractive Person’s First Look at Watch Dogs' Multiplayer [VIDEO Pulled][/quote]
[quote]Black Kirby and Janelle Monae: The New Carrie Trailer Works Surprisingly Well With Cinderella Footage[/quote]
[quote]This Anime Adaptation Comes Complete With Beard, Fabulousness.[/quote]
[quote]Has Marvel Already Picked Someone to Lose Changes His Mind About Writing a Princess With a Gun[/quote]
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