• Sicily couple murdered man with butter
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[quote=Yahoo News][B]A Sicilian couple thought they had the perfect weapon to get rid of her ex-husband -- a slab of butter which would melt after they asphyxiated him, the Corriere della Sera newspaper reported Saturday.[/B] But a post-mortem found remains of the butter in the airways of Calogero Lo Cocco and the pair were unmasked, the paper said. On Wednesday Lo Cocco, 40, had gone back to the marital home he had not visited since his divorce, where his ex-wife lived with her new boyfriend at Campobello di Licata near Agrigente in southern Sicily. They had set upon him and suffocated him with the butter, before claiming he had arrived drunk and attacked them, forcing them to tie him up, when he had suddenly collapsed and died.[/quote] [url=http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20110205/tod-sicily-couple-murdered-man-with-butt-879dccc.html]Source[/url] Once word of this begins to spread they're really going to get churned out.
Haha! [i]What?[/i] This is going to be one slippery defense in court.
That's actually quite... creative.
[QUOTE=Jumbo_Grill;27916464]That's actually quite... creative.[/QUOTE] Too bad for the murderers it was a complete failure.
I can't believe it's not murder. Oh wait, it is.
Almost as good as the lady who killed her husband with a piece of frozen meat and then fed it to the police investigators :v:
[QUOTE=Nerts;27916496]Almost as good as the lady who killed her husband with a piece of frozen meat and then fed it to the police investigators :v:[/QUOTE] That's a short story by Roald Dahl :V
Perfect crime? Kill someone with an Icicle....A weapon will never be found.
9 for originality Only reason it wasn't a 10 was because they got busted.
I guess you could say their plan melted
[QUOTE=Randdalf;27916513]That's a short story by Roald Dahl :V[/QUOTE] And here I thought you couldn't make that shit up.
They thought they would be able to grease their problems away.
There's better ways to commit a crime like this. You can't put ice down the throat, because it'll kill the tissue, leaving a trace. As will butter. One of the less effective ways to do something along these lines is to have a slab of ice in a warm room, and force the person you want to kill to stand on it, with their neck in a noose. Tie up their arms, and make an alibi, come back, untie, and wait. [editline]7th February 2011[/editline] Wait, the binding marks will show up. Nevermind [editline]asd[/editline] Just watch Detective Conan if you want awesome ideas. God damn, I accidentally rated myself box
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They didn't realize that even after the butter melted it would still be in his airway? What a couple of fucking morons
what?
I still like my old idea of inviting a buddy fishing, getting drunk as fuck, and pushing him overboard and drowning him, claiming he fell off as long as conscience doesn't get you the worst that you could end up with is a BUI
Fat kills
What if you made a shank out of ice, stabbed someone to death, then let the ice melt. No murder weapon.
This type of thing happened in a Dan Brown book. A guy was knocked out with snow bullets and had snow put in his throat.
Well at least he won't have to worry about his cholesterol now.
Butter be more careful next time.
Read "Silly couple murdered man with butter" Made so much more sense..
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;27917602]I still like my old idea of inviting a buddy fishing, getting drunk as fuck, and pushing him overboard and drowning him, claiming he fell off as long as conscience doesn't get you the worst that you could end up with is a BUI[/QUOTE] Why would you murder your buddy [editline]7th February 2011[/editline] I don't like that idea
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here's an idea - stab someone with an icicle. it'll melt away after and they'll have no prints
Stab somebody with candy cane and throw the body into an anthill. Wait they would probably eat the body whole. Even better I guess.
Oh he asked to be tied up and then he fell over dead... hmmm. not suspicious at all....
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