• Church Finds Out Candles Melt When Lit
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source: [url]http://westchester.news12.com/police-2-candlesticks-stolen-from-st-gabriel-s-church-1.4574848[/url] [quote=Part Of Source] Title - 2 candlesticks stolen from St. Gabriel's Church NEW ROCHELLE - New Rochelle police are looking for a suspect who stole two antique candle holders from one of the city's churches [/quote] Go get these thieves and throw them in jail for life
Candle holders were stolen, not candles.
i dont get what the title has to do with the news story
[QUOTE=Mr Kirill;39508932]Candle holders were stolen, not candles.[/QUOTE] title of news makes you think that they stole candles
But they stole the part that holds candles?
[QUOTE=CubeManv2;39508950]title of news makes you think that they stole candles[/QUOTE] That's why you read articles before posting them
[QUOTE=Glorbo;39509002]That's why you read articles before posting them[/QUOTE] the point is i already knew that, but it was funny none the less
[QUOTE=CubeManv2;39509013]the point is i already knew that, but it was funny none the less[/QUOTE] not really
[QUOTE=CubeManv2;39508950]title of news makes you think that they stole candles[/QUOTE] even if they had stolen candles, how the hell does "candles melt when lit" have any relation to what you posted
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;39509093]church would think they were stolen, when really they just melted. I enjoyed the joke.[/QUOTE] well not really, considering there would be a bunch of wax left if they were melted wasn't a joke in any sense even if you didn't analyze it like I did
Perhaps the candlestick holders melted as well! By Jove!
Jean Valjean?
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