• Facepunch, I can't fucking pee.
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It's starting to annoy me. If i pee while standing up, it goes like this: [img]http://i40.tinypic.com/5v7jhx.png[/img] and if i sit down, this is the result: [img]http://i41.tinypic.com/4qsu0.png[/img] Facepunch, what the fuck do i do? [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Didn't read the sticky" - Dragon))[/highlight]
Peeing shotgun? What the fuck, you have holes in your dick?
point your dick directly down, force it down to the water oh god
:flashfap:
Piss in a toiletpaper roll
Did you try alternate fire modes?
maybe put toilet paper down in the water where you're going to pee so you don't get splashed
FacePunch is not a doctor, no matter what we claim.
Stop fapping so much
How to: Piss
he doesn't need a doctor, it'll probably go away soon
put a straw in there thats what I do
Incoming: Circumcized vs uncircumcized war.
Go piss outside or something
i call bullshit.
Stick your dick into a girl and piss. Thats where babies come from.
circumcised 4 life
roll down foreskin roll up foreskin [img]http://www.snorgtees.com/images/ProblemSolved_ThumbnailC.gif[/img]
haha shotgun pee mode Glad to see this doesn't happen to just me well it's not always though. TRY NOT PUSHING SO HARD
Nowadays i mostly sit down for "Max Accuracy", but after these ricocheting events, I'm even scared for sitting down.
[QUOTE=Saza;20882011]haha shotgun pee mode Glad to see this doesn't happen to just me well it's not always though. TRY NOT PUSHING SO HARD[/QUOTE] only happens to me after masturbating yes
there's a fucking spear close to your penis, that would make anyone nervous
put a funnel on the end of your dick
[QUOTE=mak364;20882121]put a funnel on the end of your dick[/QUOTE] Or roll it into a bottle. that way you don't have to move away from your PC either :buddy:
Hmm, see a doctor?
push the dick down when you sit down
lol penis
anal sex with the nearest women in the area
Can't breath... Oh God...
spread your pussy
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