• Angry Militia Leader: Stop Mailing Us Dildos
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[quote]No one ever said it’s easy to take a stand against the federal government: it’s cold, there aren’t enough snacks, everyone is pissy, and a bunch of strangers won’t stop sending you hate mail and dicks.[/quote] My favorite bit: [quote]He takes particular issue with an enormous dildo and a “bag of dicks” that appear to be made out of candy—a form of snack, so I’m not sure what his beef is here. Militia spokesperson Maureen “Mo” Peltier echoes Ritzheimer’s disgust: "People spending money to send items representing their hate. That could have been spent on good things. Or those in need. Or something. Billy Gober posted a genius idea, sell it back on ebay. So, keep sending stupid shit, it’s gonna turn a dime for them. Lol Economics!" I love the idea of the Oregon militiamen selling dildos on eBay, so yes, consider the plan fully endorsed.[/quote] [URL]http://gawker.com/angry-militia-leader-stop-mailing-us-dildos-1752580458[/URL]
They will go down in history as the militia who stood up to tyranny, but were so poorly prepared that they had to sell dicks on eBay for money.
[QUOTE]People spending money to send items representing their hate. That could have been spent on good things. Or those in need. Or something.[/QUOTE] So... spending money on guns?
[QUOTE=Zero-Point;49527136]They will go down in history as the militia who stood up to tyranny, but were so poorly prepared that they had to sell dicks on eBay for money.[/QUOTE] Fuck them. They're just a bunch of nationalist fucks occupying a wildlife refuge.
Send them fleshlights too. Fuck em.
[img]http://puu.sh/mv5Ze/aa1e566ccf.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=TAU!;49527293]Send them fleshlights too. Fuck em.[/QUOTE] I'm sure they will. Hopefully they don't re-sell them.
[QUOTE=soccerskyman;49527283]Fuck them. They're just a bunch of nationalist fucks occupying a wildlife refuge.[/QUOTE] Oh the humanity. It's 187,757 acres and they're occupying like 1 acre of it. The fish, birds and everything else will be fine. It's not like they're having a bubba hunting party out there.
send me some
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;49527377]Oh the humanity. It's 187,757 acres and they're occupying like 1 acre of it. The fish, birds and everything else will be fine. It's not like they're having a bubba hunting party out there.[/QUOTE] I realize they aren't exactly a tremendous threat, I just think their cause/ideology and the way they are going about it is dumb.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;49527377]Oh the humanity. It's 187,757 acres and they're occupying like 1 acre of it. The fish, birds and everything else will be fine. It's not like they're having a bubba hunting party out there.[/QUOTE]And? They're violent, dangerous dipshits who seized federal property in defense of arsonists and are threatening to murder anyone who tires to dislodge them.
[QUOTE=soccerskyman;49527392]I realize they aren't exactly a tremendous threat, I just think their cause/ideology and the way they are going about it is dumb.[/QUOTE] My only issue is they don't actually have a demand. They just keep saying vague things like "give them back their land and stop controlling their lives." Like, what does that mean? Disbanding the BLM? Than say that. Because right now no one knows what they want. Aside that, you know, it is what it is. Looks like they may be getting ready to leave. This basically a peaceful protest at this point. Civil disobedience. The only difference is they're carrying guns around so unlike a typical protest they're not getting maced or hauled off by riot police they're just being left alone.
[QUOTE=Mariobro;49527323][img]http://puu.sh/mv5Ze/aa1e566ccf.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] God I wish I had enough money to blow over a grand on an elaborate scheme to tell people I don't like to go fuck themselves.
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;49527412]God I wish I had enough money to blow over a grand on an elaborate scheme to tell people I don't like to go fuck themselves.[/QUOTE] If I had the money, I'd do similar too. They can go fuck themselves.
[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;49527401]And? They're violent, dangerous dipshits who seized federal property in defense of arsonits and are threatening to murder anyone who tires to dislodge them.[/QUOTE] Well, I don't think he was an arsonist. The BLM has some positive things about it but generally they're completely disconnected from the people they're supposed to be serving and do some really shitty stuff to them. For example, getting these guys arrested for being "arsonists", putting them in prison and than when they get released after serving their time they were tried again and sentenced again and they throw around the word "domestic terrorist" for people who I don't think were being malicious when they started the fires that didn't harm anyone. As far as violent? The protestors haven't done anything. Except make threats and I doubt they will act on them. The FBI is being smart about it and just waiting them out.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;49527405]My only issue is they don't actually have a demand. They just keep saying vague things like "give them back their land and stop controlling their lives."[/QUOTE] So the types of things you hear on conservative talk radio.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;49527421]Well, I don't think he was an arsonist. The BLM has some positive things about it but generally they're completely disconnected from the people they're supposed to be serving and do some really shitty stuff to them. For example, getting these guys arrested for being "arsonists", putting them in prison and than when they get released after serving their time they were tried again and sentenced again and they throw around the word "domestic terrorist" for people who I don't think were being malicious when they started the fires that didn't harm anyone. [/QUOTE]They were arsonists. They even admitted to starting the fires, which as it turns out were actually lit to cover up illegal that had been carried out on their property. They weren't tried and sentenced again, their sentence was amended because it wasn't actually appropriate to the crime the committed. So they were never properly sentenced to begin with. Nobody called the arsonists terrorists, just the dipshits who stormed a federal building with weaponry and are now threatening to kill people if they try to stop them. [QUOTE]As far as violent? The protestors haven't done anything. Except make threats and I doubt they will act on them. The FBI is being smart about it and just waiting them out.[/QUOTE]When you seize property while armed with dangerous weaponry, that's violent. You don't have to actually kill anyone to be violent.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;49527405]My only issue is they don't actually have a demand. They just keep saying vague things like "give them back their land and stop controlling their lives." Like, what does that mean? Disbanding the BLM? Than say that. Because right now no one knows what they want. Aside that, you know, it is what it is. Looks like they may be getting ready to leave. This basically a peaceful protest at this point. Civil disobedience. The only difference is they're carrying guns around so unlike a typical protest they're not getting maced or hauled off by riot police they're just being left alone.[/QUOTE] That's the only problem you have with them? Also, I'd bet that if the group were something like BLM or ALF/ELF or something, they would've been SWARMED by riot police by now. Make no mistake, for one reason or another, they are being tolerated. [editline]14th January 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;49527421]Well, I don't think he was an arsonist. The BLM has some positive things about it but generally they're completely disconnected from the people they're supposed to be serving and do some really shitty stuff to them. For example, getting these guys arrested for being "arsonists", putting them in prison and than when they get released after serving their time they were tried again and sentenced again and they throw around the word "domestic terrorist" for people who I don't think were being malicious when they started the fires that didn't harm anyone. As far as violent? The protestors haven't done anything. Except make threats and I doubt they will act on them. The FBI is being smart about it and just waiting them out.[/QUOTE] I wouldn't call property damage violent (in some circumstances, justified. Direct action gets the goods, after all) but I would certainly call threatening the life of someone violent.
This is my kind of warfare
[QUOTE=Mariobro;49527323][img]http://puu.sh/mv5Ze/aa1e566ccf.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] They could probably just re-sell that and get $1,000 for the militia.
Much as I hate to say it, I'd probably take him at his word. Fortunately, these guys are idiots and tools. If they weren't, they might realize that they are literally being sent money for free. It doesn't matter how you personally feel about a commodity; there are people out there who want to buy it. So if these guys had half a brain in their heads they could probably finance their "Militia" using penis candy, dildos, and lubricant. It looks like they haven't figured it out though..... I hope they don't start.
[QUOTE=Mr Nagasaki;49527531]They could probably just re-sell that and get $1,000 for the militia.[/QUOTE] massive lube repackaging operation they could stand to make alot of money.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;49527377]Oh the humanity. It's 187,757 acres and they're occupying like 1 acre of it. The fish, birds and everything else will be fine. It's not like they're having a bubba hunting party out there.[/QUOTE] Isn't the building also... vacant? Until they showed up, anyway
[QUOTE=Mariobro;49527323][img]http://puu.sh/mv5Ze/aa1e566ccf.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Wow congrats mate, you just donated 1k to a group you hate.
Good luck selling 1k of lube though
this is where they realise it's more lucrative to just sell dildos and lubricant than to gain independence, and become some sort of wildlife sex shop
[QUOTE=Cloak Raider;49528542]this is where they realise it's more lucrative to just sell dildos and lubricant than to gain independence, and become some sort of wildlife sex shop[/QUOTE]Are they going to be selling to the wildlife? Like give dildos to bears and such?
[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;49528591]Are they going to be selling to the wildlife? Like give dildos to bears and such?[/QUOTE] nah this is all just a strat from the feds force them to rely on their supply of dildos and lube, and then when they're fully dependent, we cut the supply they'll be begging for the halcyon days of free dildos and lube
[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;49528591]Are they going to be selling to the wildlife? Like give dildos to bears and such?[/QUOTE] Why does the idea of strapping a few dildos to a bears head to make a mohawk sound hilariously entertaining? :v:
Freshly squeezed from Kim Jong-Un's lube factory.
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