I want to share a story with you because I find that after some thought, it may offer an advantageous perspective on some of the presented themes.
The journey begins following the goings-on of a certain cashier at an indefinite Wal*Mart where Tracy McLesly is the subject in question. He worked at the shitty till. His till light flickered, cockroaches ate his rations, and his socks were always wet from the snake urine - everpresent in the consumer outlet. The clock ticked slowly, but he couldn't read it because Tracy McLes. was deaf, and the clock only ticked. There are no clocks in Walmart. All he knew was that he had been spending far more time than he wanted making small-talk with the senior greeting staff, often flirting unconsciously with 91 year old Gretta Feaslebottom. Weird shit.
By 2009, McL.,T. was a shell of his former self; no longer able to have children and unable to find his nail clippers, his toe nails become long and gnarly. They grew and grew, beyond his shoes until they protruded akin to mushroomed-out gopher claws.
"Hello, Tracy" the voice came from beyond.
Tracy looked beyond his coloured contact lenses. They made it look like he had no pupils, he couldn't see, but it was worth it. It was [I]cool.[/I]
"My name isn't Tracy. It's Ken.", Tracy replied, attempting nonchalance.
"Your nametag says Tracy. Tracy McLesly. That's you."
Ken was terrified.
In fear, man can call upon energies of no other type. In terror, these energies possess a man.
With white knuckles Ken McLesly tore the conveyer-sheet from his till, deftly vaulting into the aisle at the same time. He skillfully punched the stranger in the throat and balls at the same time with the same fist, if you see the 3D version. Swiping his feet out, Tracy-Ken McLesbian rolled the man into the sheet of rubber, much like a carpet robbery with a doughy centre.
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I don't understand any of it. Someone care to translate?
what the hell was the purpose of this
dude what
A+ Awesome read, made me lose 10 lbs, would read again
Forced the "randomness" to hard man.
This thread has given me a new outlook on life. Starting tomorrow I'm going to stop being the shy kid that doesn't talk much, I'll go out, ask the I girl like out on a date, start working out at the gym, and volunteer at the local animal shelter.
I thank you op, for with out this thread, I may have never seen the light.
I jizzed. It was just that good.
PUI ?
I expected street fighter for some reason.
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"Hello, Tracy" the voice came from beyond.
Tracy looked beyond his coloured contact lenses. They made it look like he had no pupils, he couldn't see, but it was worth it. It was [I]cool.[/I]
"My name isn't Tracy. It's Ken.", Tracy replied, attempting nonchalance.[/QUOTE]
Tracy is deaf, but he heard "Hello, Tracy" from behind.
I'm fucking watching you.
AAA++ thread
i'm at a loss
so was Ken, just Ryu with a blonde wig?
[QUOTE=GhostProject;34751872]Tracy is deaf, but he heard "Hello, Tracy" from behind.
I'm fucking watching you.[/QUOTE]
Zoinks, Scoob
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[QUOTE=meepugh;34751352]Forced the "randomness" to hard man.[/QUOTE]
Look beyond
[QUOTE=ShootEvryRapper;34752182]Zoinks, Scoob
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Makes sense. Thanks.
[QUOTE=AK'z;34752203]Makes sense. Thanks.[/QUOTE]
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