• Women claims to have crashed car fleeing from a Vampire
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[quote] (June 30) -- A Colorado driver thought she spotted a vampire -- then something really went bump in the night. The 58-year-old motorist said she crashed her car into a canal in Mesa County because she was trying to get away from a vampire. Authorities told KKCO-TV that the driver claimed she spotted the bloodsucker while driving on a dirt road outside Fruita, Colo., on Sunday -- so she threw the car into reverse in an attempt to escape. At around 9:25 p.m., the woman's red Chevy Blazer "traveled off the right side of the road, where it rolled into a ditch," according to a Colorado State Patrol police report. Fortunately, the crash -- which occurred three days before the premiere of the hotly anticipated vampire-themed flick "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" -- didn't turn out to be truly bloody. The driver escaped uninjured and was reportedly picked up and driven home by her husband. Law enforcement officials found no traces of alcohol, drugs or vampires at the scene. According to The Denver Post, the driver might have taken some medication earlier in the day. Colorado State Trooper Heather Cobler told AOL News she hasn't received other calls about vampire sightings in Mesa County -- or vampires in general, for that matter. "I haven't had any other reports of anything like this in that area -- or in that weekend," she said. "Nor as a state trooper have I ever been privy to a report of that nature."[/quote] Source: [url]http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/colorado-woman-claims-she-crashed-car-while-fleeing-vampire/19537527[/url] Goddamn it Twilight.
twilight drives people insane
[QUOTE=PivotDJ;23022575]twilight drives people insane[/QUOTE] Haha, drives because she crashed her car driving and is in drives, makes people do something! That's funny!
[QUOTE=PivotDJ;23022575]twilight drives people insane[/QUOTE] more like drives people into canals.
you have 1,666 post. and also, might be true since there was no trace of drugs or alcohol at the scene, also anyone remember the vampire program on national geographic?
[QUOTE=Heartboy;23022602]you have 1,666 post. and also, might be true since there was no trace of drugs or alcohol at the scene, also anyone remember the vampire program on national geographic?[/QUOTE] wow thank you for that I didn't know that I have 1,666 posts. [editline].[/editline] well shit now I have 1,667
They just want your blood
How would you know what a vampire looks like anyways? You'd think they would fit into the crowd. Maybe this lady was up all night watching those old horror movies.
She is 58? Isn't she a little old to be scared of monsters?
[QUOTE=Heartboy;23022602]you have 1,666 post. and also, might be true since there was no trace of drugs or alcohol at the scene, also anyone remember the vampire program on national geographic?[/QUOTE] Right, and there are no other worldly explanations for why she did this. The article itself said she was on meds.
[QUOTE=Colliseemoe;23023419]She is 58? Isn't she a little old to be scared of monsters?[/QUOTE] You don't think all the other people her age are a little old to believe conspiracy theories?
A movie theater in my city had 3,000 people waiting. Now why couldn't that lady drive into the people instead? God, how selfish.
She must be getting excited for Eclipse.
Damn it Edward Cullen! :arghfist:
I thought she would try to have a long distance relationship with him but oh well.
If she crashed why didn't the vampire suck her blood then, or was he just obsessed with her?
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;23023482]Right, and there are no other worldly explanations for why she did this. The article itself said she was on meds.[/QUOTE] actually it said she "might" have been on meds.
[QUOTE=postal;23025535]actually it said she "might" have been on meds.[/QUOTE]Why is there no "good reading" rating?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B3o8YM3FOU&feature=related[/media]
^ The Fuck? People actually believe this? Oki Doki then...
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;23025695] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL] [URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=1B3o8YM3FOU[/URL] [/QUOTE] That's some of the funniest shit I've ever seen.
she was just high and was trying to cove [b]edited:[/b] And, it's wom[B]a[/B]n.
I'd say being in a car with a roof and driving any speed down a road would be enough to keep any unwanted sapiens out of your car. What's the worst a vampire can do in that situation? Get splattered on your bonnet?
Someone obviously had too much to drink after the Twilight premier. Silly woman.
Talk about a Blood Drive
She was drinking.
Police found no sign of Drugs, alchohol, holy water, crosses, garlic, Edward or Jacob
Reports shown they saw a solitary box of Count Chocula cereal in her trunk.
What a douche, all Twi-hards know vampires come out at 12:00 pm, just like the release of Eclipse tomorrow in the UK.
The car's blind spot may have [I]eclipsed[/I] her vision.
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