• Having a lonely Thanksgiving? Me too! But I figured out an awesome quesadilla recipe.
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Feeling sad and depressed that you have no one to love on Thanksgiving? Make yourself one of these: [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/or1dnq.png[/IMG] [b]Whaat the fuck is that?[/b] It's what I call a [highlight]Lonely Thanksgiving Egg and Cheese Quesadilla[/highlight]! It tastes real good if you make it right! And you like eggs, tortillas, and cheese! And some oil and a tad of salt. 'Cause shit, baby, that's all you need to make this lonely sentimentality pacifier--straight to your tummy! Oh, and a spatula. You'll need a spatula. [b]OHGODOHGODI'MSOLONELYHOWDOIMAKETHIS[/b] It's simple! Okay! Here's what you do! Get a stove or hot plate or whatever heating thingy, and a skillet/pan/whatever. I used an iron skillet. It might stick during cooking if you don't have an iron skillet or something that doesn't stick. Get yoself that pan on that burner and then put some oil in it, a moderate amount of oil, get it all in the pan (if the pan is the right size for your tortilla, yeah--you only need one tortilla, baby, yeah) and then throw that motherfucker right in (the tortilla, that is). Then rub it all in the oil and shit, make it feel nice and good, and then flip it and get oil on the other side too. Now here's what you do, man: QUICKLY, TAKE THY EGG. Crack it upon yonder edge of frying pan and thusly empty contents of eggshell on top of quesadilla. Then gather yeself some salt and thereto sprinkle a moderated amount of salt on to the egg and its constituents. Now, take heart and wait with some patience for the egg to slowly cook on top of said tortilla until the whites do indeed turn pearly white and somewhat solid, though most like to chance it will be that the egg yolk and the white directly about said yolk shall not cook. 'Tis most important that thou didnst not wait too long before placing thy egg on to the top of thy tortilla elsewise thy bottom of thy tortilla will thy burn thy a little bit. [b]NOW THE IMPORTANT PART PAY ATTENTION PEOPLE[/b] You're gonna flip this bitch. You're gonna flip this bitch real hard. Okay, make sure your egg isn't super moving around--the whites around it should solidify so it's not gonna just slide off your tortilla. Now lift up your tortilla, egg and all, with your spatula--now flip it and splat. The yolk'll probably break, but that's okay. Now, if you're using the right stuff it WON'T stick to the bottom of the pan much at all--and if you DO it right. So, let it cook a little--and then pick it up and flip it again. The egg ought to have become a solid wall of eggy goodness. Now, take your cheese (I used mozzarella but you can use whatever you think will taste awesome, yo) and then sprinkle some of that shit right on there, and then fold the bitch over (the whole tortilla, egg cheese and all, that is), press that shit down, and then wait 'til the cheese melts a bit. It don't even gotta melt all the way! Flip it a bit to get an even cook too, then pull that bitch out and eat the motherfucker! [b]ARE YOU LONELY? NO. FUCK NO. YOU'RE NOT. YOU HAVE SCYZE'S [highlight]LONELY THANKSGIVING EGG AND CHEESE QUESADILLA[/highlight] AND YOU'RE NOT FUCKING LONELY YOU'RE JUST EATING IT TO BE IRONIC, RIGHT? FUCK YEAH. YOU'RE A REAL MAN (OR WOMAN). FUCK LONELINESS. [highlight]HAPPY THANKSGIVING, BITCHES.[/highlight][/b] [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/or1dnq.png[/IMG][IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/nbaftc.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/krbfd.png[/IMG][IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/krbfd.png[/IMG][IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/krbfd.png[/IMG]
You posted the image 6 times in 3 different sizes.
[QUOTE=Da Big Man;18569585]You posted the image 6 times in 3 different sizes.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i46.tinypic.com/krbfd.png[/img][img]http://i46.tinypic.com/krbfd.png[/img][img]http://i46.tinypic.com/krbfd.png[/img][img]http://i46.tinypic.com/krbfd.png[/img][img]http://i46.tinypic.com/krbfd.png[/img][img]http://i46.tinypic.com/krbfd.png[/img]
Thank you I am not lonely anymore [img]http://imgkk.com/i/R4zahg.png[/img]
Turkey Sandwich.
Silly American, thanksgiving was last month. :smug:
[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;18569630]Silly American, thanksgiving was last month. :smug:[/QUOTE] Uhmmmm it's November sir I don't know what you're doing.
[QUOTE=gReplay;18569651]Uhmmmm it's November sir I don't know what you're doing.[/QUOTE] you know what trolling is right?
[QUOTE=Dragoonx;18569682]you know what trolling is right?[/QUOTE] Do you
[QUOTE=Dragoonx;18569682]you know what trolling is right?[/QUOTE] uh
[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;18569630]Silly American, thanksgiving was last month. :smug:[/QUOTE] Silly non-American, American Thanksgiving is this month. Enjoy your box.
Cool. I need this. Thanks, Scyze.
[QUOTE=Agoat;18570157]Cool. I need this. Thanks, Scyze.[/QUOTE] Glad to help, fellow [b]man[/b] (I think).
I love quesadillas
Should have at least used turkey... what kind of thanksgiving quesadilla is this?
Unless you have no family, friends, or lover, you can't really have a lonely Thanksgiving.
And here I was logged on msn on a different address on my laptop sending messages like ' I love you and I wish you were here'. I just needed a quesadilla :buddy:
I just made that holy shit that thing is fucking delicous!
My life is now complete!
[QUOTE=gReplay;18569651]Uhmmmm it's November sir I don't know what you're doing.[/QUOTE] Thanksgiving is in October in Canada.
[QUOTE=deadscope;18574894]I just made that holy shit that thing is fucking delicous![/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=211437&dateline=1245275124[/img]:hf:[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=27883&dateline=1258952598[/img]
you so funnay
[QUOTE=shill le 2nd;18574932]Thanksgiving is in October in Canada.[/QUOTE] Canadians celebrate Thanksgiving? I thought it was like a U.S only thing. (pillshereigrims and all) EDIT: oh its for celebrating harvest or sumthing
Oh man, I need to start saving these recipes facepunch comes up with.
I didn't get turkey on the Canadian one OR this one. Fuck Thanksgiving. No quesadilla is going to cheer me up. :frown:
Shit is so good I made it my avatar.
egg quesadillas are eeeghh
when is thanksgiving?
[QUOTE=BricknHead;18576071]egg quesadillas are eeeghh[/QUOTE] Pretty awesome if you throw some crumbled bacon on it. [editline]01:41AM[/editline] I just realized that can be applied to just about anything
[QUOTE=Talat112;18576202]Pretty awesome if you throw some crumbled bacon on it. [editline]01:41AM[/editline] I just realized that can be applied to just about anything[/QUOTE] everything can have bacon on it.
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