So here are the rules, continue on with the last post but this time there is no word limit
I will start.
Jeff went to Louisiana to buy............................
corn. He bought it and went home. The end.
of the line." he said, furiously jerking his cock as he shat up the entire facepunch forum.
The satisfaction was too much, going through the greatest sensation he ever had in his life, his heart stopped, and he died and went to Heaven, where he met god and Jesus.
But Jesus was like "dude, I died for your sins and you show your appreciation by jacking off?" and sent him to hell
And then Satan was like "fuck, that was pretty evil dude. why don't you become my right hand man?"
So Jeff became Satan's right-hand man, right next to postal, who does Satan's bidding when not moderating the hell on earth [sp]the rust subforum[/sp]
But Jeff wasn't satisfied. No, he had bigger ambitions. He wanted to take Satan's position.
So he shanks Satan but.......
Satan is like "dude what the fuck I thought we were bros" and he fries Jeff's ass back to the apocalyptic Earth. Now Jeff must discover a way back into hell to take what is rightfully his.
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