• Boy Fakes Kidnapping to Hide Bad Grades
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[url]http://apnews.myway.com/article/20090915/D9ANEGIO0.html[/url] [quote]Sep 14, 9:05 PM (ET) HUNTSVILLE, Ala. (AP) - An 11-year-old boy gets high marks in storytelling after staging a hoax to cover up his bad grades. Police said the boy faked his kidnapping Friday to avoid bringing home a bad report card, saying that a man with a pistol snatched him after he left Ed White Middle School. The boy said the man forced him into a "beat-up car" and threatened to kill him. The student said he escaped by jumping out of the car but wasn't able to grab his bookbag, which contained the report card. He ran to his grandparents' house and later confessed to lying. His grandfather called police to apologize. Sgt. Mark Roberts said police were suspicious that the boy was able to "escape" with his band instrument, but not his bookbag. Roberts said the boy faces no charges at this time. --- Information from: The Huntsville Times, [url]http://www.al.com/hsvtimes/hsv.html[/url] [/quote] I don't even know what to say. This kid is amazing.
Best idea ever, Give this kid an A+ and a medal!
Wow. That kid might have overreacted a bit. Or his (grand)parents are really pushy. I sometimes have dreams like this, where I fuck up horribly and end up having to do something drastic to hide it.
Kid's creative, I'll tell you that. Should of left that "band instrument" too, though.
kids are stupid
Boy who cried wolf springs to mind... "Mommy, I'm calling from a secret location, a man is holding me ransom and says he'll kill me if you dont pay up!" "Oh, sure there is. If you got another F I'm gonna be so pissed."
[QUOTE=sp00ks;17354405]kids are stupid[/QUOTE] Like you :D we live all in a small world.
I wish I would have thought of that. Props to the kid.
When I was in middle school I took my scanner and MSpaint and changed my report cards and got rid of all the -s
"the boy was able to "escape" with his band instrument, but not his bookbag." lololol
[QUOTE=Ginteru;17354362]Best idea ever, Give this kid an A+ and a medal![/QUOTE] [img]http://imgkk.com/i/R40.jpg[/img] No medal for [i]you[/i], sonny.
that IS a bit drastic, but creative all the same
[quote]Sgt. Mark Roberts said police were suspicious that the boy was able to "escape" with his band instrument, but not his bookbag.[/quote] Should've said that he managed to grab the first thing at hand and run off.
Mark roberts is my dad
[QUOTE=smurfy;17354623][img]http://imgkk.com/i/R40.jpg[/img] No medal for [i]you[/i], sonny.[/QUOTE] [img]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/11/2/633612228626504161-spies.jpg[/img] [B]"Say what, Mister Dead Corpse?"[/B]
Or he could have said that he got bad grades because he didn't let his teacher touch him.
[quote]Sgt. Mark Roberts said police were suspicious that the boy was able to "escape" with his band instrument, but not his bookbag. [/quote] No shit that he got bad grades when he fucks up with mistakes like that! Oh, do give me clocks, I still don't have a new one.
Smart. But not smart enough.
[QUOTE=Ginteru;17354717][img]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/11/2/633612228626504161-spies.jpg[/img] [B]"Say what, Mister Dead Corpse?"[/B][/QUOTE] [img]http://imgkk.com/i/O0m.png[/img] UNLESS IT'S A FARM
[QUOTE=smurfy;17354899][img]http://imgkk.com/i/O0m.png[/img] UNLESS IT'S A FARM[/QUOTE] [img]http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii137/ruthlessmango/soldier72tn9.jpg[/img] [B]Hello boys, sorry to break your combo.[/B]
Why the fuck did he confess?
How fucking dumb do you have to be to get an F in 6th grade?
Lol thats a good idea
[QUOTE=Victor Leferve;17354490]Boy who cried wolf springs to mind... "Mommy, I'm calling from a secret location, a man is holding me ransom and says he'll kill me if you dont pay up!" "Oh, sure there is. If you got another F I'm gonna be so pissed."[/QUOTE] nah, parents are always gona be really paranoid
That was a bit too complex... Why didn't he just tell them straight.
[QUOTE=BaconDioxide;17354372]Wow. That kid might have overreacted a bit. Or his (grand)parents are really pushy. I sometimes have dreams like this, where I fuck up horribly and end up having to do something drastic to hide it.[/QUOTE] I had a dream where Butthurter started talking to my maths teacher on steam while she was doing some graphs or something on the projector. Also in that dream I had a picnic in a giant fountain and surfed on a train and managed to survive drowning. But in real world, I think this is pretty cool. A well constructed plan if you will.
He shouldn't be playing all of those video games. Kid is going to grow up to be a loser. Probably wants to be a video game designer.
[QUOTE=Lighting;17355208]That was a bit too complex... Why didn't he just tell them straight.[/QUOTE] Maybe his parents'll have him kidnapped for being a failure.
Reminds me of one time I had an identical website built of my school with the online grade reports completely faked to the last detail. Which me and my friends used to fake our reports and grades for a few years. No one ever found out. Cost me like £70 though.
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