• stupid super powers.
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post the dumbest super-powers you can think of, such as the ability to shape-shift into a cardboard cut-out of yourself.
ability to change colors while ignited
the ability to see through glass as if it wasn't there
the ability to turn any vegetable into a pumpkin as long as it has the same shape and size as a pumpkin
The ability to turn into a stone statue.
[QUOTE=Davidn64;48476749]The ability to turn into a stone statue.[/QUOTE] I could see that being useful in a lot of situations, like turning yourself into a real life stoner comic with a shit punchline.
I got an old classic. The ability to be invisible, but only when you aren't being observed.
your finger-tips put grass stains on everything you touch.
you no longer poop because your butthole has become a black hole. this is great but also slightly annoying as it swallows the earth around you. at least you don't have to poop anymore.
You get Wolverine's Adamantium claws but they deploy backwards and just extend into your hand and wrist.
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The ability to make monopoly money out of real money.
Ability to hear people's thoughts, but only in Hindi
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The ability to teleport a centimetre every 4 hours.
[QUOTE=The Dovahneer;48477159][t]http://www.comicsbeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/606267634812406907994706-1000x1015.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] But Monsoon from Metal Gear Rising is quite the boss battle.
ability to make any soda nearby flat
The ability to turn wine into water.
Only i can think of is that gay guy in Misfits who teleports into a closet if he swears.
[QUOTE=LaTrefle;48477452]Only i can think of is that gay guy in Misfits who teleports into a closet if he swears.[/QUOTE] wait is it something like the nearest closet or a specific closet because if its the latter i can think of uses for that
Being able to run super fast, but only one leg has the super speed.
the ability to spawn your shoes in your feet but only while you are about to sleep
The ability to turn into a statue. But it's irreversible.
[QUOTE=SevenBillion;48478115]Ability to blink your eyes very fast[/QUOTE] Fast enough to generate wind to disable opponents?
Ability to cure cancer with your poop, but it still tastes and looks like poop.
ability to turn half empty glass to half full one.
The ability to be invisible, but only while yelling
Being aquaman.
[QUOTE=Hugo Strange;48477187]The ability to teleport a centimetre every 4 hours.[/QUOTE] Could I store this power for 24 hours to be able to teleport 8 centimeters?
Being able to use your deep pockets to swing the vote in your favour.
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