• Little girl claims she didn't eat doughnut. Evidence strongly suggests otherwise.
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[url]http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/26/little-girl-claims-she-didnt-eat-doughnut-evidence-strongly-suggests-otherwise-4846057/[/url] [quote] Any criminal worth their salt will tell you that if you first get rid of the evidence, then the interrogation is a piece of cake. Unfortunately for this greedy minor, she forgot to do the first step and so despite remaining remarkably composed when her mother questions her about breaking into the doughnuts stash, the chocolate icing on her face really weakens her position. [/quote] The trial continues.
[quote]And when Mandy points out the frosting on her daughter’s chin, she thinks fast. ‘That is chocolate,’ she says, looking surprised. ‘I guess Ben pushed it in my mouth.’ Loyal brother Ben even corroborates. ‘Yeah I did!’ he says.[/quote] What a twiiiiiiiiist!
why didn't they use a taser
I'd say 5 years on parole
Clearly it's Nutella working together with the Islamic State. Can't the mother see that the chocolate is but a tool of war?
can't wait for people to come in to this thread and suggest that this animal doesn't deserve the death penalty
proof that children are moral-less heathens who care not for justice
SEND HER TO THE CHAIR...No wait that isn't cruel enough, in fact some would say she would be getting what she wants...Hmmm..I GOT IT, GROUND HER, No TV, No Friends, NOTHING for a month, we'll see how she acts after a month.
Firing squad or the justice system has failed us once more!
No no no, you have this all wrong. Yes, the crime may be abhorrent, but to even consider executing this young woman means sacrificing that which makes us human: our soul. Rehabilitation is the best option here: have her do the housework and laundry for a few years while gradually reintegrating her into society.
Donuts should be decriminalized, but I still don't think that we're in a position where it's safe to legalize them.
Should have tazed her in the arm, police BRUTALITY!
[QUOTE=Zambies!;45804475]why didn't they use a taser[/QUOTE] Shoot the arm! Not the torso! Murderous pigs!
[QUOTE=Teddybeer;45804603]This is why we need doughnut control.[/QUOTE] You retard, according to this graph doughnuts have brought obesity rates to an all time low [img]http://i.imgur.com/6ShFizR.png[/img] Blue is obesity rate, red is doughnuts per capita, and the X axis is years 11, 12, and 13 you fucking idiot!!! maybe if you stopped reading and listening to the LIEberal media you would know better, you bleeding heart.
This is clearly the fault of the Obama administration, coupled with further pushing of the gay/transgender agenda by the liberal Jew media.
"Sensational Headlines"
[QUOTE=Zambies!;45804729] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/6ShFizR.png[/IMG] [/QUOTE] He has a graph! This clearly must be true you cant argue with a graph
[QUOTE=Baron von Hax;45804749]"Sensational Headlines"[/QUOTE] Wow! I almost thought I was in Mass Debate for a second!
throw her into a chamber built out of lego's.
death penalty
This wouldn't happen if it weren't for radical feminism and the fat acceptance movement
I blame Bush.
not newsworthy
They start putting doughnuts unwillingly when they're young and when they grow up, they go to dark places and stick whole cakes to girls walking alone! When will the bake culture stop?!
[QUOTE=Blind Lulu;45806064]You're not newsworthy.[/QUOTE] well done
[QUOTE=Excalibuurr;45806176]Sorry but this graph is bullshit, may I ask where did you find these statistics?[/QUOTE] The most accurate site on the web [url=http://www.drudgereport.com/]dickface[/url]
ok so a little kid stole something, hows this newsworthy? kids steal shit all the time.
Just another smear job from the left-wing Lame Stream Media
its due to these doughnut stashes that these crimes will continue to exist. the only way for this problem to stop is to get rid of doughnuts in amerca all together. you never see this sort of thing happen in germany! BAN ASSAULT DOUGNUTS IN AMERICA
Did anyone even do a background check? She shouldn't have even been allowed within 50 yards of that doughnut.
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