• Super hearing...
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Today, I was walking around with some pals in the cold, and out of nowhere it felt like I couldn't hear out of my left ear. So I sort of started massaging it and then... suddenly... It happened. People started talking and it sounded different. I listened closely, and everyone sounded like they were talking through a friggin voice changer, on the alien setting! Or talking through a fan! It was so wicked! I quickly got home, and I realized, that all sound that comes into my left ear is higher, and everything that goes into the right ear, is deeper. This is so awesome! There is also a delay on everything I am hearing. It is so cool! And it lets me hear conversations so much more clearly! I hope this doesn't go away! Music sounds so different! It's just the greatest! I wish I could record, what I am hearing. It's flipping sweet.
What?
Medical term for what's happening? Research? Any possible way of duplicating these symptoms? :buddy: EDIT: And your avatar perfectly matches your words ^^^^^
I think you got your tic tacs swapped with pills.
[QUOTE=TEH_TPMASTER;19004276]Medical term for what's happening? Research? Any possible way of duplicating these symptoms? :buddy:[/QUOTE] No clue! I have had a record for ear infections. Could just be some fluid in my ear. I'm listening to a song on loop that really accentuates it. Trying to enjoy it while it lasts... :D
You have an ear infection, congratulations.
Meh. It's not like you can hear from long distances or anything. :frown:
[quote=raccoon2112;19004296]you have an ear infection, congratulations.[/quote] a freaking awesome one!!!
So, everything sounds autotuned? So every song you listen to has that ni**er T-Pain in it? :clint:
No, see. You just THINK it sounds differently, because for a bit, you were used to only hearing badly. It happens to me all the time. I was 6 weeks premature, and so a part of my ear is deformed, leaving me prone to ear infections. Myth Busted.
[QUOTE=Aries;19004440]No, see. You just THINK it sounds differently, because for a bit, you were used to only hearing badly. It happens to me all the time. I was 6 weeks premature, and so a part of my ear is deformed, leaving me prone to ear infections. Myth Busted.[/QUOTE] This guy has the same issue as me Sometimes my ear goes pop and I hear "differently" for a few minutes, then it goes away
my ears pop when i yawn all the time and it does that it's so fucking annoying, it's mostly apart of my jaw being fucked up and having tinnitus
[QUOTE=Aries;19004440]No, see. You just THINK it sounds differently, because for a bit, you were used to only hearing badly. It happens to me all the time. I was 6 weeks premature, and so a part of my ear is deformed, leaving me prone to ear infections. Myth Busted.[/QUOTE] Wow, so my hearing is better now?
You're going to die.
Your ears "popped". When there is differential pressure inside your ear canal and outside of it, the eardrum conforms to the side with more negative pressure. This makes sometimes makes things sound funny, sometimes tinny. To correct (un-pop) your ears, pinch your nose so you can't breath out of it and try blowing through it until you hear and feel a pop in one or both ears. If you do it too hard, it will be painful and could blow out your ear drums (they will heal, or may require surgery if you do this).
[QUOTE=Master117;19004750]Your ears "popped". When there is differential pressure inside your ear canal and outside of it, the eardrum conforms to the side with more negative pressure. This makes sometimes makes things sound funny, sometimes tinny. To correct (un-pop) your ears, pinch your nose so you can't breath out of it and try blowing through it until you hear and feel a pop in one or both ears. If you do it too hard, it will be painful and could blow out your ear drums (they will heal, or may require surgery if you do this).[/QUOTE] Are you telling me, I don't have super powers?
[QUOTE=BENJA5;19004272]What?[/QUOTE] your post makes me believe in facepunch
[QUOTE=Maccabee;19004764]Are you telling me, I don't have super powers?[/QUOTE] I don't know how to respond to this. You're pretty dumb to say the least.
[QUOTE=Maccabee;19004764]Are you telling me, I don't have super powers?[/QUOTE] How old are you?
[QUOTE=Maccabee;19004764]Are you telling me, I don't have super powers?[/QUOTE] He really couldn't have said it more clearly. If you want to think you have super powers, then go for it. Hell, maybe your [b]incredible hearing[/b] will land you in a job for the CIA.
-fuck this automerge-
[QUOTE=Master117;19004848]I don't know how to respond to this. You're pretty dumb to say the least.[/QUOTE] I was kidding. [QUOTE=Aries;19004440]No, see. You just THINK it sounds differently, because for a bit, you were used to only hearing badly. It happens to me all the time. I was 6 weeks premature, and so a part of my ear is deformed, leaving me prone to ear infections. Myth Busted.[/QUOTE] I think you are right. It is fading away, slowly. :(
You're a wizard, Harry.
[QUOTE=Ramen;19004871]He really couldn't have said it more clearly. If you want to think you have super powers, then go for it. Hell, maybe your [b]incredible hearing[/b] will land you in a job for the CIA.[/QUOTE] Are you that dense? Of course he was kidding.
I don't think this is good.
[QUOTE=Maccabee;19004946]I was kidding. I think you are right. It is fading away, slowly. :([/QUOTE] Sorry man, you have my sympathy. The first time it happened to me, it felt fucking amazing. Just don't go out of your way to get ear infections to get this euphoria again. It really isn't worth it.
when this is all over, give me your opinion on acid
Ya... It's gone... O NOEZ!
[QUOTE=Maccabee;19004764]Are you telling me, I don't have super powers?[/QUOTE] I have a superpower too, I have a slightly larger sight span than 90% of people. welcome to the lame superhero club!
[QUOTE=Purplevain;19005441]I have a superpower too, I have a slightly larger sight span than 90% of people. welcome to the lame superhero club![/QUOTE] Can i join the club? My left hand starts to tingle when i get nervous.
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