• Man in Thor costume scares off burglar
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I know it's a bit late, but it's still news, and still funny. [url]http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/01/01/Man-in-Thor-costume-scares-off-burglar/UPI-50001230838212/[/url] [release]EDINBURGH, Scotland, Jan. 1 (UPI) -- A man who dressed as the Norse god Thor for a costume party in Scotland said he returned home and scared off a burglar who had entered his house. Torvald Alexander, 38, a construction firm manager who stands at 6 feet tall, said he ran after the burglar with his red cape and silver-winged helmet still in place, making for an intimidating sight, The Daily Telegraph reported Thursday. "As soon as he saw me his eyes went wide with terror," Alexander said of the burglar. "He looked like he had had a few drinks and decided to do a late night break in, but he hadn't counted on the God of Thunder living here." "I had just got back from a fancy dress New Year's party and because I have a Norwegian name I decided to go as Thor," he said. Alexander said the burglar did not have time to steal anything from the house and fled from a ground floor window without his shoes. He said the shoes will be turned over to police to help them attempt to identify a suspect.[/release] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Something that happened 8 months ago is not news" - verynicelady))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Xaphania;17177690]Torvald Alexander[/QUOTE] :cawg: That costume fits to him
Thor angry. THOR SMASH
No one fucks around Thor. No one. Anyway, it is pretty funny.
Awesome man.
[img]http://images.epilogue.net/users/abi/Thor.jpg[/img] I would be scared too.
What a pussy criminal.
This man is a badass. I can just imagine him saying something like, "[b]I AM THOR, GOD OF THUNDER! WHO DARES ENTER MY SACRED DOMAIN? PREPARE TO FACE THE WRATH OF MY MIGHTY HAMMER![/b]"
Lol. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Why reply" - verynicelady))[/highlight]
Reverse robbery, he gave him his old shoes
Wait wait wait, he left without his shoes on? What sort of burglar removes their shoes to do a robbery? Afraid he'd leave mud on the carpet?
That's fucking badass.
[QUOTE=TrueNash;17177986]Wait wait wait, he left without his shoes on? What sort of burglar removes their shoes to do a robbery? Afraid he'd leave mud on the carpet?[/QUOTE] He sneaked around most likely.
The burglar was actually Jörmungandr in disguise. It's Ragnarök already.
Nah, it was probably Loki being a douche, as usual.
[img]http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-scotland.gif[/img] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Why reply" - verynicelady))[/highlight]
I wish stuff this cool happened more often.
[QUOTE=Luxo;17178461]I wish stuff this cool happened more often.[/QUOTE] "Man in Anubis costume wielding a sickle decapitates man about to rob old lady"?
Did anyone else get distracted by the other article with these weman [img]http://photos.upi.com/Features/22e6096bc3b97394047f40adeb812b29/PETA-protests-National-Hot-Dog-Day_1.jpg[/img] [url]http://www.upi.com/News_Photos/Features/PETA-protests-National-Hot-Dog-Day/2095/[/url]
[QUOTE=Jewels;17179732]Did anyone else get distracted by the other article with these weman [img]http://photos.upi.com/Features/22e6096bc3b97394047f40adeb812b29/PETA-protests-National-Hot-Dog-Day_1.jpg[/img] [url]http://www.upi.com/News_Photos/Features/PETA-protests-National-Hot-Dog-Day/2095/[/url][/QUOTE] No because they are from peta.
[QUOTE=Jewels;17179732]Did anyone else get distracted by the other article with these weman [img]http://photos.upi.com/Features/22e6096bc3b97394047f40adeb812b29/PETA-protests-National-Hot-Dog-Day_1.jpg[/img] [url]http://www.upi.com/News_Photos/Features/PETA-protests-National-Hot-Dog-Day/2095/[/url][/QUOTE] It's cool because I'd bet cash money the cloth underneath that lettuce can be traced to some sort of animal byproduct.
ew girls... they have no dicks for me to suck... gross -lankist
[quote=Title]Man in Thor costume scares off burglar [/quote] :cawg:
Meh, Hulk>Thor
Laughed pretty hard. [editline]11:27AM[/editline] [QUOTE=plokoon9619;17180240]Meh, Hulk>Thor[/QUOTE] Punisher (uses) Hulk to >Wolverine, Spiderman, and Daredevil. So he > EVERYONE.
[QUOTE=plokoon9619;17180240]Meh, Hulk>Thor[/QUOTE] When it comes to scaring people Cthulhu>Hulk or Thor. Good luck not shitting yourself if you're out late in the dark and you see a 6-7 feet tall one of these coming at you: [img]http://7deadlysinners.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/cthulhu_mask.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=acds;17180316]]Good luck not shitting yourself if you're out late in the dark and you see a 6-7 feet tall one of these coming at you: *image*[/QUOTE] O R'lyeh? [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Why reply" - verynicelady))[/highlight]
Odin > Thor
[QUOTE=acds;17180316]When it comes to scaring people Cthulhu>Hulk or Thor. Good luck not shitting yourself if you're out late in the dark and you see a 6-7 feet tall one of these coming at you: [img]http://7deadlysinners.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/cthulhu_mask.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I'd have to be pretty drunk for that to freak me out.
[QUOTE=derekjeterfan;17180082]ew girls... they have no dicks for me to suck... gross -lankist[/QUOTE] Wow, you sound just like Lankist!
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