Gerbil's small guide to posting in PCH&S
Welcome to my small guide.
I made this on the count of seeing many threads with people just saying "My gmod no wurk halp!", and things along those lines.
A few tips to posting in this section....
1. If you have a problem, Just go ahead and look up your system specifications.
There are multiple ways of doing this.
A popular one is to go to start menu, Run, type DXdiag
The info we usually (take that "Usually into account) need is Processor model, Motherboard model, and Graphics card model.
For the processor, look on the system tab.
For the motherboard, Also look on the system tab.
For graphics card, Look on the display tab. The name of your graphics card will be beside the word "name".
1.a CPU-z is also a good program for finding your specifications if you don't know them.
[url]http://www.cpuid.com/cpuz.php[/url]
2. Format your problems into questions, instead of statements
I have seen more and more people recently asking for help in the form of a declarative statement, as opposed to a question.
We can't help you if you don't tell us what EXACTLY you need help with.
3. Be polite.
Most of the time peolpe here are more eager to help if you are nice.
4. Spelling and Grammar.
You don't have to be A++ spelling champion, But it is very suggested that you at least put a bit of effort into spelling.
Also: Language barriers are not an excuse. You can find a friend to translate for you. (If you can't then it is an excuse)
5. Buying something.
I you are buying something, don't be lazy and just do a bit of research, pick something that you think you would need, then ask for our comments on it. Don't let the people here choose for you.
6. Pirated software.
There is no help for this here.
7. Fanboys.
Fanboys are usually not tolerated much here. By not tolerated, I do not mean a mod will ban you for being one, but you will get shit from the people in this section.
Additional info on how to get helped:
If you have a problem that would require the knowledge of computer temperatures, use [url=http://www.cpuid.com/hwmonitor.php]this[/url] program.
Please comment on how I can improve this.
Get the fuck out
[QUOTE=compwhiziitothemax;18655621]Get the fuck out[/QUOTE]
Alright.
all comments are duly noted and picked up at the end of the day.
You've only been at FP for a month or two. So maybe you need to think twice about posted for noobs. Everyone in this section knows how things go down in here.
[QUOTE=Panda X;18655821]You've only been at FP for a month or two. So maybe you need to think twice about posted for noobs. Everyone in this section knows how things go down in here.[/QUOTE]
I've been posting since 08
[quote]Posts Per Day: 55.40[/quote]
Slow the fuck down, holy shit.
[QUOTE=gerbils_alt_2;18655834]I've been posting since 08[/QUOTE]
Well it's time to stop.
This thread is pointless, it's all common sense. No one needs a guide to explain how to post. If they do, they need to gtfo.
you can tell a guide is going to be useless if it has "noob" in the title
what is this, the runescape forums?
Thanks Gerbil for enlightening me.
[QUOTE=reapaninja;18656036]you can tell a guide is going to be useless if it has "noob" in the title
what is this, the runescape forums?[/QUOTE]
gp pls?
Would you like a medal?
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Fucking broke my automerge.
[QUOTE=Yumyumbublegum;18656064]gp pls?[/QUOTE]
no fuk of im lik a hole too lvls abve u u cant tuch dis
[QUOTE=Yumyumbublegum;18656064]gp pls?[/QUOTE]
500 runes black magic armour too.
I have a net worth of like 20m in that game, I had nothing to do with my time before I got a decent computer.
[QUOTE=Yumyumbublegum;18656182]I have a net worth of like 20m in that game, I had nothing to do with my time before I got a decent computer.[/QUOTE]
I played that game in 5th grade.
i can't believe i liked it.
[QUOTE=reapaninja;18656036]you can tell a guide is going to be useless if it has "noob" in the title
what is this, the runescape forums?[/QUOTE]
Psst, this man plays prunescape.
[QUOTE=Yumyumbublegum;18656182]I have a net worth of like 20m in that game, I had nothing to do with my time before I got a decent computer.[/QUOTE]
I went onto one of those "kill anything anywhere" servers like last year and died in about 2 seconds. Lost all my shit.
TRAED M MITHY?
There's already a thread like this: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=607677[/url]
[QUOTE=Roast Beast;18656515]There's already a thread like this: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=607677[/url][/QUOTE]
Which has the best rule of all.
[QUOTE=Cosmic Duck]It's spelled [B]DUAL[/B] core, not [I]DUEL[/I], that's what you do with swords. [/QUOTE]
Meh, Rune Scape was pretty addicting. Killing cows, collecting their hides and selling it in banks to get some money whilst in lower level then after you rank up a bit, flax-picking which gives quite a bit of money as well.
I never went past level 50 because I hit puberty and gained a little common sense around that time.
I never went past level 4
[QUOTE=Unreliable;18656925]I never went past level 4[/QUOTE]
You're a noob!!!
been trolling since 08~
the rules:
1. use common sense
[QUOTE=j00g0t0wnd;18656796]Meh, Rune Scape was pretty addicting. Killing cows, collecting their hides and selling it in banks to get some money whilst in lower level then after you rank up a bit, flax-picking which gives quite a bit of money as well.
I never went past level 50 because I hit puberty and gained a little common sense around that time.[/QUOTE]
i got to 126 you sucK!!!!!!!!!
[QUOTE=Grayron;18657478]i got to 126 you sucK!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]
Ugh, the old fucking days. Running into a bank and your chat would be spammed with "SELLING FLAX 50G EACH SELLING HIDE SE-SE-SELLING" and then the one person who'd actually be there to buy something. The second he says "BUYING.." you'd find like a crowd of sellers running towards him to trade.
gerbs you shouldnt make guides if you cant post well in the first place
Gerbs dont tell me how to psot
[QUOTE=Yumyumbublegum;18656711][img]http://yumyumbublegum.mine.nu/pics/duel.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Ohay, you fixed it.
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