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Hello Facepunch, I am asking for personal help. My life story is this; I had the most caring mother that you could ask for. She would do anything for me including jump in front of a bus. I grew up without a father because I was born while my mother was 16. I didn’t feel like I grew up in poverty because I had the happiest time as a child with my mother as I could have ever asked for. About when I was three years old, she met a a guy that both my mother and I liked very much. She ended up marrying this guy and I loved him as much as I hated my real father (Which is a lot by the way). A year later my baby-brother was born. He was the cutest thing I had ever seen in the world. I loved and cared for him every chance I got. I tried to make sure he would love me forever and we grew an inseparable bond between us. After another two years, my baby-sister was born. My sister and I also grew an inseparable bond that was mended together by love. Our family had trouble keeping up with rent and my step-father having to move from job to job for construction. We finally started to stay living in a home my grandmother owned until the stress of everyday expenses got to my stepfather. He began to sell cocaine to keep up with bills and help fund our everyday spending. He got arrested one day and was sentenced to prison for five years. My brother, my sister, and I were removed from my mother. I was placed with my aunt on my biological father’s part of the family. They were placed with a cousin on my mom’s side of the family. I would cry every night to sleep hoping that I could see my real family the next day. I rarely got to see my mother for the first two years thanks to my satanic bitch of an aunt. My mother would fight once a month in court to try to regain custody just to fail to my aunt’s superior super lawyer. Finally my mother and my aunt signed a document stating that I would have unsupervised overnight visits and that the overall goal was for me to start living with my mother once she got her act together. The document also elevated the case out of family court into superior court. My mother, not represented by an attorney, automatically signed the document thing was an advancement to my case. I did not get a single overnight visit for over two years. Whenever I would tell my aunt I hated her and wanted to live with my mother, she would tell me that I would never go back to live with my mother because she was the better overall parent. This went on until I was in sixth grade. My mother finally got a house with a stabile job and my step-father was released on parole. They regained custody of my brother and sister with a free lawyer they got from family court. That same year my biological father brutally beat me. I reported him while visiting with my mother and the police officer told me to stay with my mom until child services was open the next day. The police officer never got a hold of my father and I was supposed to go over to my aunt’s that night. My aunt called the next day and I told her the whole situation. She immediately contacted her same super lawyer and he got the case dismissed because they should not have released me to my mother, but instead sent me to my aunt’s. After that, my mother finally got visitation every other weekend while my biological father also got the same. I only get the see my true family twice a month for one weekend. In between those weeks I feel like I could just shrivel up and die. My mother has no money for an attorney and cannot get a free attorney because of conflict of interest with my brother and sister. I ask you facepunch; Will you please help me gain enough money for an attorney? Im begging of you. My paypal is -removed-. I swear to you that every bit of my life is true and I really need help. This is a letter of desperation. Really of a last hope.

That's some tasty copypasta

use paragraphs.

Looks real legit to me.

Jesus talk about a wall of text. And no one is going to send you enough money for an attorney, you're crazy. [editline]16th January 2011[/editline] Get a job.

That was beautiful. Do you take Discover or a blank check?

I can't read that shit, and also, the tags don't work and fuck it all up.

Thanks for the info.

Wow, same thing happened to me expect I ended up jizzing all over my cousins face.

:frog:

I'm not going to buy you a pc.

Copy pasted sob story move on. A alternate title would be. TO CRY OR TO LIE (and then later die!!!! SUSPENSE!!!)

how the hell am i supposed to read this

Aren't you supposed to wait 3 months before making another account after being permabanned for scamming nice people?

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The story honestly sounds kind of cliche. I don't buy it.

[QUOTE=goblineat4;27470627]Only idiots can't read a paragraph.[/QUOTE] Only idiots can't hit the enter button once or twice.

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Dear sir or maddam, I am prince from Nigeria...

[QUOTE=BigOwl;27470682]Aren't you supposed to wait 3 months before making another account after being permabanned for scamming nice people?[/QUOTE] He joined October of 2008. Yeah, he TOTALLY just made that account.

Seriously dude I have 0 money for grocries for 2 weeks and you want me to give you my cash because you show up with 12-13 posts and tell us all your a swell guy?

[QUOTE=goblineat4;27470627]Only idiots can't read a paragraph.[/QUOTE] Nice! Insult everyone. Most scammers lay out a decent thread. I was expecting something worth the read. Unless you have valid proof you can't afford dead space 2 or a lawyer no one here would help.

Facepunch just got scammed. This is a bad time to ask for money.

I totally remember everything from when I was 3 years old. In fact, I can remember my mom giving birth to me with photographic detail! send me money instead of this poor chump, i'll buy a motorbike with it he'll just spend it on douchebag lawyers what a fucking waste

[QUOTE=K2cougar;27470706]Dear sir or maddam, I am a prince from Nigeria...[/QUOTE] Here's my credit card info!

Im not falling for this one. I already got scammed once. And on the same forum to in december.

[QUOTE=goblineat4;27470627]Only idiots can't read a paragraph.[/QUOTE] "FUCK YOU GIVE ME YOUR MONEY" Dive under a bus kid, if your going to ask for help then don't throw insults at those you want help from

Sorry I don't know where the best place to break it up into paragraphs would be. Also, this isn't a scam. Don't donate if you don't want to. I just need some help and I have no where else to go. This probably won't even work at all. Everybody either doesn't give a shit or is broke.

I was going to send you some money to help you out, but since you called us all idiots, I'm not so sure anymore.

[QUOTE=goblineat4;27470746] Everybody either doesn't give a shit or is broke.[/QUOTE] Or they don't believe you. Funny how you didn't list that as an option. Haha.