Sir, It Was Only Provoked - Times You've Punched The Crap Out Of Someone
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Tell me times of when you engaged in a fight (wether you did it alone or in a group) with one or two people. To start off I'll describe one of them personal experiences. Also tell me of when you've got :pwn:'d yourself.
(Old stories from about when I was 11 to 14)
A prat, a little taller than me trying spraying water all over me from the toilet. I got fairly angry with him but I did not attack him, about 3 of these kids, whom are no longer enemies were being dicks. So, long story short, I rage and grab the guy in front of me and batter the crap out of him. The rest look in suprise and awe as the swelling of this arsehat's head occurs. Another (black) guy tells me to leave him, I simply refuse him and tell him if you let go of me I'll let go of him.
That's where it ends. I was heck of a lucky bastard to get out of it though. Now onto the point where I get battered.
Back then, I had a slightly troubled life (concerning religion), so at the last day I kicked (then sobbed) a lassie taller than me. She was a whore so to speak, [i]an asian[/i].
I insulted this guy after he tried to make a (offensive) joke. The insult returned was a your mum joke (as usual). He proceeds in saying his mother was dead in which I reply "That's good then", in fact this was true and I said sorry afterwards but at the time he attempted to assault me, so I proceeded in taking (or hitting him, I cannot remember) and he got fairly pissed causing undeniable amounts of rage and started hitting the top of my skull. It hurt a bit like hell afterwards and I was sobbing and hyperventalitating but the guy actually [b]pussied out, ran out and cried off to some where unknown[/b].
Basically, I got off on a warning until I got my first suspension, on my 13/14th birthday (of which I am 16 as of now) for punching a kid in the nose for pestering me. And nothing else has happened ever since.
Whew, that was a lot to write, now tell me your part.
You sound like a complete dick if I'm honest
never, I'm a pussy who can't fight
:saddowns:
[QUOTE=JackDestiny;27173517]You sound like a complete dick if I'm honest[/QUOTE]
I'm not lad, hence why the title of the thread is Times You've Punched The Crap Out Of Someone.
This should have NOT happened
[QUOTE=Bat-shit;27173542]This should have NOT happened[/QUOTE]
What.
Fighting under the age of 16 really sounds like you just wanted to prove that your dick is bigger than his.
I'm fairly quiet, definitely not one of the kids who you'd expect to start a fight or anything... But one time a few years back, after a PE class, I was with the other guys getting changed, and one of these smaller kids who act like complete fucking retards [I]all[/I] the time, just because they have absolutely [I]no [/I]social skills, who people say have ADHD but you can TELL that they're just dumb little shits who's parents don't give a fuck about them was in my class. The kid had been being a TOTAL dick all lesson, but I'd shruggedit off and ignored everything he did. But as everyone's getting changed, I turn my back to get my bag, and the little fucker comes out of nowhere and slams into my back, causing me to hit my head on the wall, nearly getting one of those fucking metal things you hang bags and clothes from in my eye.
Needless to say, I turn around, walk up to the little shit, angrier than I can ever remember being in my life, and start beating the shit out of the guy. I can't really remember what happened, but I know the kid was crying and choking on the floor by the end of it, and I was pulled away by some other kids who were confused as fuck at my outburst.
Nothing really happened afterwards though - the PE teacher came in and sent me to my head of year, but everyone knew the kid was a total dickbag, and when I told them how I'd been provoked, he pretty much told me just not to do it again. Even the teachers knew that I was usually quiet as fuck during lessons, and I think the kid I beat up got yelled at afterwards as well :v:
Needless to say, it was awesome.
I used to wear a camo-jacket in school. After having a really shitty day, I'm on my way home. In the hallway of the school is random dude with two guys accompanying him. He walks in front of me and blocks my path, and asks:
"Look at this fag! You're playing military, huh?"
Aforementioned shitty day did it's own part, so I grab him by this throat, push him into a wall, kick him in the nuts, and punch him in the face.
He collapses onto the ground, and I walk away, not looking back.
Rest of the day I felt like a total badass.
He has not so much as spoken a [i]word[/i] to me since.
some arab guy tried to mug me once, my mind told me to hit him in the nuts and I did, then ran away
I tried to punch someone during a rugby game...but I swung and missed....
wtf man not cool hittin girls
man got in a real tight situation with me and mah boy t bone you dig?
got out of it though cuz he drew a shank and they all ran away lol what pussies :xd:
went home and smoked some dope and bunked school HARDCORE
[QUOTE=geoface;27173941]wtf man not cool hittin girls[/QUOTE]
Son, she was with a group of anally-retentive dickwads. And honestly I only kicked her shin causing a minor scare. She moaned as if she enjoyed it.
[QUOTE=SentiNostalgia;27174030]Son, she was with a group of anally-retentive dickwads. And honestly I only kicked her shin causing a minor scare. [b]She moaned as if she enjoyed it.[/b][/QUOTE]
Right.
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;27174045]Right.[/QUOTE]
I'm not kidding man, eventually she burst into tears like I did, I went to the side of a wall, slumped then said sorry to her like a polite person. Then the idiots came and damaged our car by kicking the door.
However, it's an old story. None of this shit happens today which is good. I exercise for defense not offense.
[QUOTE=SentiNostalgia;27174101]I'm not kidding man, eventually she burst into tears like I did, I went to the side of a wall, slumped then said sorry to her like a polite person. Then the idiots came and damaged our car by kicking the door.
However, it's an old story. None of this shit happens today which is good. I exercise for defense not offense.[/QUOTE]
Any chance of romantic involvement with her or do you think the whole physically assaulting her thing might put her off?
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;27174121]Any chance of romantic involvement with her or do you think the whole physically assaulting her thing might put her off?[/QUOTE]
Oh no, no romantic anything. I hated her guts like the rest of the school, just because of my race. Half-Cast is the politcally incorrect term I believe they used. The school was barren, dirty as an arsewiped piece of cloth, in Pollokshields.
[QUOTE=SentiNostalgia;27174145]Oh no, no romantic anything. I hated her guts like the rest of the school, just because of my race. Half-Cast is the politcally incorrect term I believe they used. The school was barren, dirty as an arsewiped piece of cloth, in Pollokshields.[/QUOTE]
Not even a one off fuck?
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;27174188]Not even a one off fuck?[/QUOTE]
Nope, no sex at all, sure she was slightly pretty but I paid no attention to her at the time.
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I insulted this guy after he tried to make a (offensive) joke. The insult returned was a your mum joke (as usual). He proceeds in saying his mother was dead in which I reply "That's good then", in fact this was true and I said sorry afterwards but at the time he attempted to assault me, so I proceeded in taking (or hitting him, I cannot remember) and he got fairly pissed causing undeniable amounts of rage and started hitting the top of my skull. It hurt a bit like hell afterwards and I was sobbing and hyperventalitating but the guy actually [b]pussied out, ran out and cried off to some where unknown.[/b]
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Bold part is bullshit, he just didn't care for you and had better things to do.
I can't remember beating someone up.
I was nearly mugged by two girls around 17/16 when I was the same age, one of which now has a reputation as a addict, one of them hit me with a bag of shopping and then ran off when I started trying to hit her. I didn't even land a punch, I guess they were strung out and broke or something.
[QUOTE=timgames;27174232]Bold part is bullshit, he just didn't care for you and had better things to do.[/QUOTE]
If you believe it's bullshit then that's fine.
He was possibly offended to such a degree that it upset him to acknowledge the fact his mother is dead. I'm afraid even if I made a dickmove it prevented the untold amounts of grief I get from the neds/chavs.
Well, where do I start.
I wasn't a popular person in the 5th grade. I had been teased and fucked with profusely from grades 1-4. Then it gradually stopped because my sister dragged me to the principal's office and screamed at him how he sucks at running schools for about a half hour (I love my sister :smile:) and he pulled his shit together and started a war against bullying.
Nevertheless I was still under attack from some douchebags, but not so much.
One day, 5th grade if I remember correctly, I was in computer class. In that class you spent time in the library, finding information about shit and then write it down on the computer. Super fun..anyways, this one guy that really fucking annoys me, had been going to me all class to get my answers. Not to be a douche, not to tease me, but just to use me because I was a bit smarter. That got on my nerves.
So, after about 20 minutes, the teacher went to run an errand, so it was just me, him and 2 of his friends in the library. I was the only one actually learning. They were throwing erasers around, laughing and having a good time. This guy throws one of the erasers, and it accidentally strikes me in the neck.
He excuses himself, but can't help himself from laughing at my misfortune of being in the way. So he got up to me saying he's "sorry" laughing and asking for the eraser back. I stand up, take the eraser and throw it out of the library and punch him in the chest. After that I pounce him, in a way that's called a flying forearm smash, and then proceeded to bang his head against the floor. (I learned that from watching wrestling)
Anyways, he started crying and started to throw books at me. Real macho. And that's that. I was sent to the principal along with the guy, and he just said "shake hands" and we did. He was still crying.
I loved it.
[QUOTE=TheIceman;27175068]Well, where do I start.
5th grade I fucked my sister and screamed shit[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SentiNostalgia;27173494]Tell me times of when you engaged in a fight (wether you did it alone or in a group) with one or two people. To start off I'll describe one of them personal experiences. Also tell me of when you've got :pwn:'d yourself.
(Old stories from about when I was 11 to 14)
A prat, a little taller than me trying spraying water all over me from the toilet. I got fairly angry with him but I did not attack him, about 3 of these kids, whom are no longer enemies were being dicks. So, long story short, I rage and grab the guy in front of me and batter the crap out of him. The rest look in suprise and awe as the swelling of this arsehat's head occurs. Another (black) guy tells me to leave him, I simply refuse him and tell him if you let go of me I'll let go of him.
That's where it ends. I was heck of a lucky bastard to get out of it though. Now onto the point where I get battered.
Back then, I had a slightly troubled life (concerning religion), so at the last day I kicked (then sobbed) a lassie taller than me. She was a whore so to speak, [i]an asian[/i].
I insulted this guy after he tried to make a (offensive) joke. The insult returned was a your mum joke (as usual). He proceeds in saying his mother was dead in which I reply "That's good then", in fact this was true and I said sorry afterwards but at the time he attempted to assault me, so I proceeded in taking (or hitting him, I cannot remember) and he got fairly pissed causing undeniable amounts of rage and started hitting the top of my skull. It hurt a bit like hell afterwards and I was sobbing and hyperventalitating but the guy actually [b]pussied out, ran out and cried off to some where unknown[/b].
Basically, I got off on a warning until I got my first suspension, on my 13/14th birthday (of which I am 16 as of now) for punching a kid in the nose for pestering me. And nothing else has happened ever since.
Whew, that was a lot to write, now tell me your part.[/QUOTE]
You seem like a dick overall.
Also how do you know if he cried off? Did you see him? Did you just assume he pussied out and ran because you got your ass kicked and wanted to feel a little bit better?
When I was like 10 when my mom would go to the gym they had this kid center for everyone under 13, and there was this really cool play place thing like at mcdonalds (it was a fancy gym), and I went up to the top where the slide was and there was this like 8 year old punk who watches nothing but wrestling and wouldnt let any of the kids past. I was one of the older kids there, most were like 8 or younger. So I'm like "hey bro, cut it out" and hes like "LOL STFU NOOB ILL BODY SLAM YOU LIKE IN WWE LOL" so I kept telling him to leave and knock it off etc etc until he tries his little WWE bull shit, and I drop his ass.
Needless to say, I felt like batman in the end.
[editline]3rd January 2011[/editline]
I know not that great of story :smith:
I remember when I was in 8th grade, we had some assembly for some anti-violence thing. This kid I was sitting next to assumed just because I was asian, he thought I was into some incest. So he kept provoking me saying that after this assembly I'll most likely run home and screw my sister. Now being the big older brother that I am, I told him to shut the fuck up. He chose not to and asked me to fight him, so I agreed. We went behind some building thing at the park, and he had three other friends and they were holding a stick. He threw me one and said Let's go.
So I pretty much agreed and slammed my stick against the buildings wall and it snapped in half, and his friend immediately climbed over this small wall and said "Good luck" and ran away. This kid is pissing himself and he attempted to run away too, but I grabbed him and said "You know, insulting my sister isn't very nice." So then I kept him in a headlock and told him to just apologize and I'll let him go. He continuously punches me in the stomach, but he couldn't get a good hit so I didn't feel it. I let him go, kicked him in the chest, and then wailed on his face. I got up and just went home.
Next day he tells everyone that he kicked MY ass. I laughed, and I pretended to rush at him, he flinches and runs into a open lockers door and passes out.
Pretty much the whole school knew I kicked his ass. He moved away for about 3 years and then came back as some hippy shit.
[QUOTE=Sykez;27176047]I remember when I was in 8th grade, we had some assembly for some anti-violence thing. This kid I was sitting next to assumed just because I was asian, he thought I was into some incest. So he kept provoking me saying that after this assembly I'll most likely run home and screw my sister. Now being the big older brother that I am, I told him to shut the fuck up. He chose not to and asked me to fight him, so I agreed. We went behind some building thing at the park, and he had three other friends and they were holding a stick. He threw me one and said Let's go.
So I pretty much agreed and slammed my stick against the buildings wall and it snapped in half, and his friend immediately climbed over this small wall and said "Good luck" and ran away. This kid is pissing himself and he attempted to run away too, but I grabbed him and said "You know, insulting my sister isn't very nice." So then I kept him in a headlock and told him to just apologize and I'll let him go. He continuously punches me in the stomach, but he couldn't get a good hit so I didn't feel it. I let him go, kicked him in the chest, and then wailed on his face. I got up and just went home.
Next day he tells everyone that he kicked MY ass. I laughed, and I pretended to rush at him, he flinches and runs into a open lockers door and passes out.
Pretty much the whole school knew I kicked his ass. He moved away for about 3 years and then came back as some hippy shit.[/QUOTE]
Wow you're really hard. Can I have your autograph?
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