The Pun Thread: Share your own terrible or actually good puns here!
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I'll kick things off with a couple of terrible puns that I know
What do a cult of potato chips do to summon their god?....
They perform a snackrifice!
What does a lizard say to their lover?....
Iguana kiss you babe!
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
What do you call a transgender dinosaur that loves anal?
A Trans-Sore-Ass. (Say it out loud)
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