Up until this time my landlord thought I was a great guy, and I am, or am I? This story is all over the place, it's pretty late and I'm tired.
My place is shitty, it's a house but is badly insulated, not the last winter, but the winter before that I was paying around 2-3 hundred a month for heating. I don't pay for electricity so I did what anyone would do.... hook up space heaters!
It was a relatively warm winter here which is great, but I still would've freezed to death if it wasn't for the space heater, the cat got an electric shut off blanket too, she loved it.
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Anyways, I got a problem with my deck. Its a piece of fucking shit.
I asked my landlord if he would replace it, which he was cool with. That was 6 months ago.
So my landlord got some info from the electric company today, and is pissed. He is coming tomorrow to inspect the place (he thinks there is heaters), and I moved the heaters to my friends house.
But he is still skeptical, [b]how can I make it look like nothing is up?[/b] I got 4 computers, but usually only one is running, and just ordinary appliances.
My solution for everything house related is burn the fucker down, but that might be a little extreme, plus I'm kind of tired.
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So far this is all I've accomplished
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That
is an awesome cat
Show him that cat and he will leave you alone, that cat looks like a badass.
Just show the landlord the cat and he will dawwwwwwwwwwwwwww right out the door.
edit:
ninja'd
cuddle with your cat for warmth.
How the fuck did your cat get up there?
[QUOTE=hl2poo;21664910]How the fuck did your cat get up there?[/QUOTE]
grappling hook
dude your cat is fucking awesome, what rating do you want
Burn the house down.
Take your life to the next level of EXTREME!!!!!!!!!!!1
Make sure all your computers are on when he arrives and start flying back and forth between them doing random shit to make it look like you do it all the time.
[QUOTE=Col. Mandrake;21664897]cuddle with your cat for warmth.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=scout1;21664938]Make sure all your computers are on when he arrives and start flying back and forth between them doing random shit to make it look like you do it all the time.[/QUOTE]
You can borrow mine if you want, it'll probably help having one more on.
[QUOTE=hl2poo;21664910]How the fuck did your cat get up there?[/QUOTE]
She either jumps on the counter > fridge > up there.
Or just right off the counter
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:3: awwwwwww!! Look at the size of those eyes!
can you help me where to find old dynamite tool
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[QUOTE=mrva;21665038]can you help me where to find old dynamite tool[/QUOTE]
Holy fuck, you are dumb.
To OP:
Move all the computers you don't need. Just get them out of there.
I know, even though they don't get used, it just looks "energy expensive"
Dam that snack pack really reminds me of Billy Madison...
[QUOTE=raccoon2112;21664921]dude your cat is fucking awesome, what rating do you want[/QUOTE]
Thanks man. If you like the cat, than hearts will do
[QUOTE=Bledrix;21665255]Dam that snack pack really reminds me of
Billy Madison...[/QUOTE]
I [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/heart.png[/IMG] my snackpacks
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[i] How much for the kitten? I buy your kitten [/i]
Have your cat harvest his soul.
Place a trip wire under the door so when he comes to inspect it, he falls over. Then your small people will tie him down and keep him pinned to the floor where you bring the cat to eat him slowly
[QUOTE=wutanggrenad;21664816]
So far this is all I've accomplished
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Looks like that's all your cat has accomplished too
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Blame the cat?
That cat is so cute. Cats are not my cup of tea in terms of pets but I just love the way that cat looks.
Solution: Burn the mother down
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