Mystery bug claims more victims at Playboy Mansion
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[quote] A MYSTERY illness has infected some 170 people who attended an Internet conference in Los Angeles hosted by the Playboy Mansion among other venues, health authorities said on Monday.
The LA County's Department of Public Health said it is trying to contact all those who attended the three-day DOMAINfest Global Conference, for 700 internet professionals from 30 countries.
'To date, approximately 170 individuals have reported illness with symptoms mostly consisting of fever, chills, general discomfort and some cough,' it said in a statement, after the mystery illness was first reported on Sunday.
'The department is investigating several locations associated with this conference, including the Playboy Mansion,' it added, adding that experts had yet to determine the source or cause of the outbreak. Officials were trying to contact conference participants who live outside the LA area, including via the California Department of Public Health, it added.
'Public Health has no information suggesting that this suspected outbreak extends beyond those individuals associated with this conference,' it said.
Dozens of people became ill after they attended a February 3 fundraiser at Hugh Hefner's Gothic mansion, center of the Playboy empire - whose Twitter feed trumpeted on Monday: 'Love is universal - Happy Valentine's Day!' The Los Angeles County Department of Public Health emailed all participants on Friday to warn them about a possible respiratory infection outbreak similar to pneumonia among attendees, the Los Angeles Times reported.[/quote]
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Nasty case of Gonorrhoeaherpasyphilitus
And so the sexy zombie apocalypse begins.
[QUOTE=thirty9th;28061643]And so the sexy zombie apocalypse begins.[/QUOTE]
I don't know about you ass holes but I'am looting my friends house right now.
I always fucking knew Hefner was a diabolical mastermind!
Yeah, it's a fucking mystery.
This is actually kinda creepy. Hope it's nothing too serious. Probably just a flu if anything.
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also, if this leads to the apocalypse, it's gonna be a funny story to tell the survivors
"Mommy, why is the world as it is?"
"Well, one time at the Playboy Mansion..."
Super aids has begun...
Hugh Hefner has unleashed a Sex Virus determined to turn every person into sex-craving nymphomaniacs so that he may spread his Playboy Franchise and DOMINATE THE WORLD WITH SEX-BEASTS!!
:byodood:
[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;28061779]Hugh Hefner has unleashed a Sex Virus determined to turn every person into [b]sex-craving nymphomaniacs[/b] so that he may spread his Playboy Franchise and DOMINATE THE WORLD WITH SEX-BEASTS!![/QUOTE]
He's going to turn everyone into guys?
[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;28061779]Hugh Hefner has unleashed a Sex Virus determined to turn every person into sex-craving nymphomaniacs so that he may spread his Playboy Franchise and DOMINATE THE WORLD WITH SEX-BEASTS!!
:byodood:[/QUOTE]
I'm ok with this.
[QUOTE=Billiam;28061802]He's going to turn everyone into guys?[/QUOTE]
...
get a dictionary
Reminds me of that dream i just had.
[QUOTE=vagrant;28061842]...
get a dictionary[/QUOTE]
My bad?
Mass orgy after effects.
I guess the people who attended the conference are lovesick.
[QUOTE=vagrant;28061842]...
get a dictionary[/QUOTE]
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get a joke detector
[QUOTE=thirty9th;28061643]And so the sexy zombie apocalypse begins.[/QUOTE]
i dont know wether to scream in terror or get the speedos hmm
I'm not surprised. Its the perfect breeding ground for disease.
[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;28062608]I'm not surprised. Its the perfect breeding ground for disease.[/QUOTE]
Just because a lot of sex happens there doesn't mean it's a dirty place.
I'd go as far as assuming that the substantial wealth of Hefner combined with the fact that the Mansion seems to be used for public events quite often would mean that it gets cleaned professionally and regularly.
My guess is the flu. It IS flu season and the flu can easily spread from person to person. : |
[quote]for 700 internet professionals[/quote]
Where the fuck was my invitation
According to some of the old workers, the actual house is a shithole. They just keep the guest area nice and tidy.
[QUOTE=Maloof?;28062931]Just because a lot of sex happens there doesn't mean it's a dirty place.
I'd go as far as assuming that the substantial wealth of Hefner combined with the fact that the Mansion seems to be used for public events quite often would mean that it gets cleaned professionally and regularly.[/QUOTE]
It's filthy because the French maids that clean the place always get distracted by pillow fights.
hmm looks like I can't frequent their site anymore until their health issues are addressed
170 out of 700 got sick? Well at least we know which ones got laid.
[QUOTE=thirty9th;28061643]And so the sexy zombie apocalypse begins.[/QUOTE]
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[img]http://zombiesaresexy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/The_First_SEXY_Zombie.jpg[/img]
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[QUOTE=Kalibos;28063587][img_thumb]http://zombiesaresexy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Sexy_Zombie_Super_Hero.jpg[/img_thumb]
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[img_thumb]http://torontoist.com/attachments/toronto_david/nurse_zombie_thriller.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
He said sexy :colbert:
shut the fuck up i did my best there aren't many pictures of sexy female zombie chicks [B][U]FAGGOT[/U][/B]
[editline]14th February 2011[/editline]
that first one's pretty hot tho so fuck you
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It's the love bug.
Isn't it obvious that it is scale itch? As unpleasant as it seems, that is the only logical explanation to this sickness.
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