• Semen found in McDonalds mayo
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[url]http://www.realfarmacy.com/health-department-confirmed-semen-found-mcdonalds-mayonnaise/#pCt7XqDIdpcmHDox.01[/url] [QUOTE] A woman in the state of Michigan was in disgust when she had lunch last week at a local McDonald’s. The 31 year old, Lisa McDowell was having a bite to eat with her friends when she ordered a McChicken sandwich. She was halfway through with her sandwich when she noticed a clump of mayonnaise on the side of her bun. She licked it off, but when she tasted it she immediately realized things were not right. “I’m not gonna lie,” McDowell said. “On Birthdays and holidays I give my man a little something extra in the bedroom, you know? So when I licked the mayo off of the bun, the texture was familiar.” The woman then called over the manager who denied the allegations, she then took matters into her own hands and contacted the local health department. They sent the “mayo” off for testing and the results were positive for 2 different types of semen. YES, you heard that right! And to make matters worse, a couple days later, McDowell awoke from her sleep with a red rash in the corner of her mouth. The rash then spread and developed into severe blisters. She then took a trip to her doctor and he verified that she had contracted the herpes virus, which she claims was a result of her tainted McChicken sandwich from McDonald’s. The manager has fired two employees as a result of her allegations and the test results. The manager of the McDonald’s also said, “We can’t always keep an eye on our employee’s conduct. We can only hope, during the interview process, that we are able to hire employees that meet our companies standards.” [/QUOTE]
Finger lickin' good.
[Quote] So when I licked the mayo off of the bun, the texture was familiar.”[/quote] Kinky
got herpes from a chicken sandwich what the fuck
This part right here got me. [QUOTE]“On Birthdays and holidays I give my man a little something extra in the bedroom, you know?[/QUOTE]
Funny, but completely untrue. [url]http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/semen.asp[/url].
Considering she got herpes from it I think the workers behind this should get jail time. EDIT: Nevermind, it's fake.
Disgusting...this has to be some sick joke by someone considering the obviousness of the situation.
Free protein, I don't see why she's complaining.
[QUOTE=TrayvonMartin;45021214]Free protein, I don't see why she's complaining.[/QUOTE]the fucking blisters
[QUOTE=TrayvonMartin;45021214]Free protein, I don't see why she's complaining.[/QUOTE] Did you seriously register just to say this?
Even if fake, I don't think the current punishments for tampering with food are nearly enough. Shit like that should get you fired, arrested, and permanently barred from working with or around food.
I'm having flashbacks from Iago and that Pizza masturbating guy
[QUOTE=isnipeu;45021219]Did you seriously register just to say this?[/QUOTE] He's coming back from the dead
Immediately reminded me of this. [video=youtube;MhP2C2H6N8c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhP2C2H6N8c[/video]
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my deepest apologies
ok so this is fake, but if this was real, could you actually get herpes that way?
[QUOTE=isnipeu;45021219]Did you seriously register just to say this?[/QUOTE] You gotta start somewhere.
[QUOTE=SenhorCreeper;45021549]I'm having flashbacks from Iago and that Pizza masturbating guy[/QUOTE] Somehow, I ended up thinking of [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1121736"]this old thread.[/URL]
[QUOTE=Cizain't;45021607][IMG]http://292fc373eb1b8428f75b-7f75e5eb51943043279413a54aaa858a.r38.cf3.rackcdn.com/food-drink_02_temp-1326120457-4f0afe09-620x348.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] 4chanblackcheftrollface.jpg [QUOTE=noh_mercy;45022050]ok so this is fake, but if this was real, could you actually get herpes that way?[/QUOTE] Don't think so. The herpes virus doesn't live in and therefore can't be passed through sperm. Source: just looked it up on yahoo answers.
That's fucking gross if true.
[QUOTE=Richardroth;45022456]That's fucking gross if true.[/QUOTE] i wouldn't even risk eating at fast food places if thats true (without double checking everything i'd buy from there). incurable life lasting diseases is my number 1 fear
Good to see that this is an urban legend, and nothing more.
Now she has to live with an STD because of 2 assholes at a burger joint.
[QUOTE=shauntp;45021187]Funny, but completely untrue. [url]http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/semen.asp[/url].[/QUOTE] lmao looking at the source it couldn't be more obvious [editline]7th June 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=noh_mercy;45022050]ok so this is fake, but if this was real, could you actually get herpes that way?[/QUOTE] If you had a cut in your mouth, it's certainly possible since most STD's spread through blood. Although who the fuck goes to eat at a burger joint with a bunch of cuts in their mouth, let alone how the fuck often does this even happen (with the semen-mayo)? [editline]7th June 2014[/editline] (I'd also like to point out, even if you did get blood contact with the disease, it's still unlikely infection will incur, just a chance that it will)
Coincidentally there was a story spreading around my town 10 or so years ago that someone had gotten herpes from people jizzing in the mayo, I assume that was an earlier version of this.
[QUOTE=Egon Spengler;45021178]This part right here got me.[/QUOTE] It's funny, but not really anything wrong with it. She's just being a faithful lover and I respect her honesty for saying this publicly.
[QUOTE=YourBreakfsat;45021120]On Birthdays and holidays I give my man a little something extra in the bedroom[/QUOTE] Only on birthdays and holidays? That's sad.
[QUOTE=shauntp;45021187]Funny, but completely untrue. [url]http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/semen.asp[/url].[/QUOTE] Sure the article is clearly fake, but that doesn't mean there are actually some twisted people who derive pleasure from sneaking their bodily fluids into the food. And it's not like they don't have a reason- low-tier fast-food workers get treated like garbage..
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