FIRST, thread music:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXlFbUOBK2c[/media]
So here is what happened: To get to any site, I usually type it's name in the address bar and then hit ctrl+enter to have the www and the .com added, fast and easy.
But I don't know why, I held shift instead of ctrl, and as I typed "facepunch", it took me to [url=www.facepunch.net]this site[/url]
I shat bricks.
What if my favorite community, FP, was gone down? Maybe just for a day, or maybe forever.
My heart was broken.
I suddenly remembered how, a long time ago, around a year now, I googled "Shena's ass is the best", and the first result that appeared was... My dear FP. I recalled how hard I laughed at what I found, seeing how people were trying to get into Elona.
I then went up a little more, and whecked what FP had to say. And then went up even more and observed more this jewel I found... I loved what I saw here.
Sure there were lots of strange things FP said, things combining stupidity and geniune perfection. But what I saw made me love Facepunch, I fell in a strange love, the kind when you love something you can't touch or smell or hear. Something you can only look at and admire.
And so I admired you, Facepunch. I admired all your threads and your posts, all your members and your admins... I admired you fully, all of you.
And I lived that way, for a year, getting to know my love, but never saying anything. Sure at some point or the other, I wanted to talk with FP, too. Being an eternal "Guest" wasn't what I wanted to be, not for FP. For my love I wanted to be the memeber of the family, not a member of the family, no... THE member.
The fated day came... one day, I decided that I was no longer a stranger to FP, I decided that it was time for me to come out of the closet and tell FP how much I loved it. And that's when I made an account.
Making an account was as hard as sitting next to that hot sexy chick and telling her how much you wanted a fuck, except that my feelings for FP had no penises in mind, just pure chatter, laughter, tears,... love.
I started answering what FP said, I started breathing what it told me and giving back whatever I had. At times, I was here all day, doing nothing but being with the one I love. At others, I stood far, looking at you, FP. You did not need me, you were already so perfect without me, all I wanted was to look at you, and answer you with anything I could.
At some points, we had tough times together. FP didn't like how I said racist jokes and banned me from it's holy grounds. FP didn't like how I posted in the wrong section and banned me again... but it was to keep itself perfect, FP was being perfect, even with me,... it only made my love stronger.
And now... one sad day of July... I went away to play a little game... And then I came back... And when I came back.... I typed the dear adress.... and I couldn't find my love...
My heart was broken.
I was in a state of deep shock. I couldn't think of anything, not even at looking if the adress was wrong... Just one idea kept ravaging my mind....
FP was gone...
It was over... My love, how I secretly admired FP, how I secretly thought of FP, how I secretly tried to be something for FP,... All of it was over...
It was over... My life was over....
But then I double-checked the adress bar and the mistake was there...
I smiled, I laughed, I shed tears of joy as I finally saw this familiar section, with it's familiar threads and people...
I was back with the one I thought I lost........
I just have one thing to tell you, FP... I love you.
If you were scared to death then why aren't you dead, huh?
Don't fucking lie to me again.
A dead man posting. Now that is scary. :tinfoil:
You have been here 2 years. I don't think you can love it that much.
We love you too.
[QUOTE=claythepro;23233978]You have been here a year. I don't think you can love it that much.[/QUOTE]
Does that mean I get a hand job? I've been here half a decade now.
[QUOTE=yodafart9;23234000]Does that mean I get a hand job? I've been here half a decade now.[/QUOTE]
Whenever you want, hun.
I just have one thing to tell you, you see that thing on the other side of the window, go there...
I don't understand why you would wait a year to make an account. I made one the same day i found facepunch.
[QUOTE=yodafart9;23234000]Does that mean I get a hand job? I've been here half a decade now.[/QUOTE]
I'll give you a handjob if you suck me off.
Awesome that's like 2 hand jobs.
You really need to get out more.
It's just a forum dude, come on.
[QUOTE=tommo400;23234281]You really need to get out more.
It's just a forum dude, come on.[/QUOTE]
This, but I did score two virtual handjobs from what are probably fat guys.
[QUOTE=yodafart9;23234375]This, but I did score two virtual handjobs from what are probably fat guys.[/QUOTE]
Make that three :smug:
[QUOTE=tommo400;23234395]Make that three :smug:[/QUOTE]
Fucking awesome.
[QUOTE=yodafart9;23234417]Fucking awesome.[/QUOTE]
Make that twenty :smug:
I think OP needs to get out of the house.
I have a small penis.
look at the first comments, and ratings of this thread.
OP is a dumbass for not checking if he did the address wrong, I mean damn, worked up over a fucking forum?
so, you view facepunch like this:
[img]http://cuteporcupine.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/porcupine.jpg[/img]
we wuw you too!
I love you too op.
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