I went to camp in Arizona when i was about ten years old, and i had just started "going out" with this other girl who was apparently a model somewhere.. anyway i had to go #2 so i told her i had to leave and went to talk to my counselor. I asked him where the latrine was and he didnt know, so instead of asking quietly, he shouts across the whole camp "hey, [my name] needs to use the latrene, do you know where it is?" to some other counselor. Of course they have to discuss it for a while, meanwhile this girl heard it and was looking really ashamed. Anyway they finally tell me where it is ( we are out camping so the latrine is a dug out hole near a log..), and i start running embarrassed towards it. Apparently its far from the camp along a road, so i start walking down the road looking for it. I found the toilet paper, which is a sign of whether or not the latrine is occupied. I continue walking looking for it and i can't find it for about five minutes ( did i mention it was night time?), so its really dark i really need to go and no latrine in sight. All i found was a fire place, made of rocks in a circle, so im pooping in this fireplace when all of a sudden flash lights come on everywhere and i see lights in the distance coming towards me, i stood up quickly and ran all the way back to the camp with my pants down. I'll never forget that day...New York
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you pooped in a fire pit? what the hell is wrong with you?
[QUOTE=super_yurtle;30679290]you pooped in a fire pit? what the hell is wrong with you?[/QUOTE]
i was desprate i needed to SHIT
ha.
[QUOTE=super_yurtle;30679290]you pooped in a fire pit? what the hell is wrong with you?[/QUOTE]
If you would read, it was dark and he couldn't find the actual latrine.
Amazing grammar, was this last year?
[QUOTE=mrboxxy;30679323]i was desprate i needed to SHIT[/QUOTE]
Can you please spell properly?
[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;30679330]If you would read, it was dark and he couldn't find the actual latrine.[/QUOTE]
she actually
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[QUOTE=MachiniOs;30679340]Amazing grammar, was this last year?[/QUOTE]
no niggah im 16 now
don't worry I took a shit in the sea once
[QUOTE=mrboxxy;30679348]
[editline]24th June 2011[/editline]
no niggah im 16 now[/QUOTE]
:frog:
Why didn't you just take a shit behind a bush or a tree or something.
This doesn't make any sense.
Didn't you burn your ass trying to shit in a firepit?
[QUOTE=mrboxxy;30679348]she actually[/QUOTE]
[b]FUCK ME SIDEWAYS[/b]
That's a girl in your profile picture? Jesus.
[QUOTE=mrboxxy;30679348]she actually[/QUOTE]
[B]MR[/B]boxxy
Which gender is it then?
[QUOTE=mrboxxy;30679348]she actually
[editline]24th June 2011[/editline]
no niggah im 16 now[/QUOTE]
This gentlemen, is where 'mrboxxy' signs off Facepunch forever.
A* thread would read again
One time my brother accidentally pooped himself in the swimming pool on holiday, I didn't believe him till it floated up, was grim
Pssh. City kids.
i once had a dream where I pooped myself then i woke up and i hadn't pooped myself at all it was just a dream
[QUOTE=Doozle;30679617]i once had a dream where I pooped myself then i woke up and i hadn't pooped myself at all it was just a dream[/QUOTE]
Amazing story, you should publish it
[QUOTE=Bokito;30679625]Amazing story, you should publish it[/QUOTE]
I'm in talks with penguin books atm
How emabarrsing
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