My mother thinks I lack overall hygiene because I forget deodorant sometimes.
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It all started when I was going to town with her, because I was gonna pick something up, so I just went with her. My arm is kinda propped up on the seat, and she says out of no where "You stink, did you forget to put on deodorant?" I had, and she then goes on to say "It really makes me wonder if you actually clean yourself good in the shower". I mean, what. The. Fuck. Of course I clean myself in the damn shower, I just forget to put deodorant on sometimes. Then when I offer to buy deodorant in the store and put it on, she says "No, you can't put deodorant on a smelly arm". What the fuck? That's kinda the fucking point of deodorant.
Have your parents ever done/said stupid shit like this to you?
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shave your pits, the hair will collect odor faster.
use an antiperspirant instead of a deodorant.
Next time you ride with her ask her the same question.
That stinks, man.
That's gross.
Anyway, you're not supposed to put the deodorant on when you already stink. I covers up the smell but it's pretty much like putting a layer of sugar over a puddle of mud and thinking it's good to eat. I do it if I haven't had time to take a shower and I need to go somewhere though
Deodorize her in the face.
quit forgetting to put on deodorant
problem solved
hey don't worry little buddy all men forget to put on the little stick stick sometimes
I actually do too, sometimes.
Run for two hours on a treadmill without putting on deodorant
then make her lick your pits
make her lick them clean
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;20545008]Run for two hours on a treadmill without putting on deodorant
then make her lick your pits
make her lick them clean[/QUOTE]
:geno:
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;20545008]Run for two hours on a treadmill without putting on deodorant
then make her lick your pits
make her lick them clean[/QUOTE]
:dong:
What a smelly situation. No seriously, do it everyday, its bad hygiene and makes you smell. You don't lack it overall if you brush your teeth and wash your face, but still.
[QUOTE=Furioso;20545117]:dong:[/QUOTE]
:geno:
[QUOTE=djzwicblaze;20544938]quit forgetting to put on deodorant
problem solved[/QUOTE]Agree with this especially depending on how old you are. Once you turn like thirteen you should start putting it on every time you take a shower or when you are about to go out.
you are gross
I never smell bad.
I've been told I have a very pleasant scent.
[QUOTE=Sparkwire;20544639]shave your pits, the hair will collect odor faster.
use an antiperspirant instead of a deodorant.[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't. I got an infected sweat gland twice because of antiperspirant. It is painful.
Just shower, wash under arms well, I usually do it a few times, and then just try and remember your deodorant.
[QUOTE=Sparkwire;20544639]shave your pits, the hair will collect odor faster.
use an antiperspirant instead of a deodorant.[/QUOTE]
What's the difference? Everything catogorized as antiperspirant is Antiperspirant Deodorant, so how is that different from Reg Deodorant? for example.
Antiperspirant Deodorant:
[url]http://www.walmart.com/ip/Speed-Stick-24-7-Non-Stop-Protection-Fresh-Rush-Antiperspirant-Deodorant-2.7-oz-2pk/12559505[/url]
Deodorant: (i use this)
[url]http://www.walmart.com/ip/Old-Spice-Red-Zone-Swagger-Deodorant-3.25-oz/10318201[/url]
Looks damn similar to me. Feel similar while wearing them, too, for i have used the speed stick in the past as well
[QUOTE=justin1992;20548294]What's the difference? Everything catogorized as antiperspirant is Antiperspirant Deodorant, so how is that different from Reg Deodorant? for example.
Antiperspirant Deodorant:
[url]http://www.walmart.com/ip/Speed-Stick-24-7-Non-Stop-Protection-Fresh-Rush-Antiperspirant-Deodorant-2.7-oz-2pk/12559505[/url]
Deodorant: (i use this)
[url]http://www.walmart.com/ip/Old-Spice-Red-Zone-Swagger-Deodorant-3.25-oz/10318201[/url]
Looks damn similar to me. Feel similar while wearing them, too, for i have used the speed stick in the past as well[/QUOTE]
Antiperspirant does just what it says: prevents perspiration. Deodorant just masks the scent.
[QUOTE=Mr. Ambleu;20548378]Antiperspirant does just what it says: prevents perspiration. Deodorant just masks the scent.[/QUOTE]
I see. Common sense should have told me this but whatever.
using deodorant=/=hygiene
We all forget deoderant sometimes.
Even your mother.
Deoderant just masks the smell with perfume.
If you have beefy man-odour then you need an anti-perspirant to stop so much man-stink being secreted.
Strangely I don't really seem to stink when I don't wear deordorant.
No I'm not korean.
[QUOTE=Jallen;20550807]Strangely I don't really seem to stink when I don't wear deordorant.
No I'm not korean.[/QUOTE]
this
but i am asian so maybe
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i don't even own deodorant. Basically every other guy in my year level uses it, asian or not.
[QUOTE=Big Ben;20544590] "No, you can't put deodorant on a smelly arm". What the fuck? That's kinda the fucking point of deodorant.
Have your parents ever done/said stupid shit like this to you?[/QUOTE]
Deodorant is to prevent the smell not mask it.
Stop arguing about things you have no concept over with your mother.
She has lived longer than you and probably has a much better understanding of life than you do.
How exactly can you forget putting your deodorant on?
If i forget deodorant, my mum says we cant turn around now, we're already 100 m down the road.
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[QUOTE=war_man333;20550847]How exactly can you forget putting your deodorant on?[/QUOTE]
When your mum forgets to wake youy up, and you wake up 10 minutes before you need to get out the door
[QUOTE=teeheeV2;20550875]If i forget deodorant, my mum says we cant turn around now, we're already 100 m down the road.
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When your mum forgets to wake youy up, and you wake up 10 minutes before you need to get out the door[/QUOTE]
You're a big boy, mummy won't be their to hold your hand in your life.
You need to learn to dress yourself one day, like all the other big boys.
[QUOTE=teeheeV2;20550875]If i forget deodorant, my mum says we cant turn around now, we're already 100 m down the road.
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When your mum forgets to wake youy up, and you wake up 10 minutes before you need to get out the door[/QUOTE]
Buy an alarm clock or use the alarm function on your cellphone. Learn to manage on your own and don't rely on your parents all the time.
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