If the above user's avatar murdered your parents, what would you do to it?
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[B]Be creative here folks, you can do anything[/B]
I'd punch off its head and shit down its neck
hug it out
Rip him to gory pieces and show no mercy.
have sex with it
:madmax:
why did a sillhouette (speel?) murder my parents
Hold it down and call the police.
Smack dat robotic ass of his
Destroy him.
I would first find him and invade his home with only a knife, a bodybag, and a baseball bat. I will then proceed to go to his house and cut off his tongue while he's sleeping. I will then wack his legs a few time with a baseball bat to paralyze his legs. I will then write the crimes he did with the knife used to cut off his tongue. I will then stuff him in a bodybag and bring him to an abandoned warehouse in the prairies I bought 3 summers ago. I will strap him to an operating table while I preform surgery on him alive. First, I would take out his kidneys and liver and feed it to him. I would also then reroute his intestines so it goes straight back to his mouth, so he will be eating his own shit. I will then proceed to skin him alive if he's not dead already, and use the skin for some nice wallpaper in the kitchen.
I will then dump his body in the sewers once I've had my fun with him.
It's pretty much what the OP said, he will eat shit and die.
hook it up to a power line
Can't hit a girl.
We'd probably all be dying soon anyways.
I'd become Batman and take my revenge indirectly by ridding the streets of Gotham of violence and crime.
Show her my badly drawings until she dies.
Rip open it's chest and shove it full of explosives.
I'd follow all the signs it left behind that say "exit" right next to them.
[QUOTE=Axiomatic;29309223]Rip open it's chest and shove it full of explosives.[/QUOTE]
Your gonna need to bring a few friends for that to happen.
help Axiomatic ripping open his chest and shove it full of explosives.
Make it into steaks.
Meh im not surprised
Put my cum in his cereal.
Exterminatus on its homeworld.
Well, the real question is:
"What DID I do to it to make it a grave?"
I would annihilate it with a bottle of Windex
Kill it.
Wonder if my parents had a stroke and then dismiss it as a freak accident caused by a hyper-intelligent shade of red.
Drown it.
Turn off the power
v - No need to take every other post
Wonder why it would be in my house and then torture it about what it was where it came from etc.
Stare at it.
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