[Highlight]:siren:READ THIS. THAT MEANS YOU, FANNY FLOB.:siren:[/highlight]
This is how the game works.
[quote] User one: The scent of freshly smoked pot mixes with the odor of your three cigars as you lounge on your couch inside your apartment. Outside the window is a street you vaguely remember from ages before, in a past life. You sit straight up when you notice a man mugging an old lady.
If you call the police and report the hooligan, turn to page 2.
If you go and stop the crime yourself, turn to page 3.
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The next user then adds page 2, and page 3, so for example:
[quote]Page 2: You try to dial 911 on your phone, but you're too busy running along the street holding a purse. You then realize that, infact, YOU are the mugger. You run along the street, turning right. You drop the purse and enter the Museum. Suddenly, there is a loud crash just infront of you. A pot tips over and out crawls a strange alien creature. The creature stands up and stares at you with huge eyes. Then it begins to make strange noises.
If you tackle the alien to express your desperate affinity for it, turn to page 4.
Page 3: you trip on your way down the steps and crack your head open. You die. [b]THE END.[/b]
If you pull out your gun and shoot the monstrosity, turn to page 5.[/quote] And so it goes.
IF YOU STILL DON'T GET IT GO HERE:
[url]http://www.cracked.com/blog/choose-your-own-adventure-on-drugs[/url]
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[QUOTE=slippp22;19026591]i like to stuff dicks in my ears[/QUOTE]
i like to stuff my dick in his ears
Take PCP.
Since noone made a story, Ill make one.
Page 1: Your head is fucking killing you. The air is thick with the stench of heroin and shit. You can smell iron mixed with salt, like blood. The walls are covered in bile and pus. There is a fuzzy sofa in the middle of the room, which you are standing on. Continue to page 2
So nice to start a story with a real bad trip, right?
Page 2: Your vision has become augmented:
[img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/09/JCDenton.jpg[/img]
[b]The end.[/b]
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