Source: [url]http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/10/13/clinton-hearts-gaga/[/url]
[quote][img]http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2011/images/10/13/t1larg.bill-clinton-gaga-2shot.t1larg.jpg[/img]
Bill Clinton revealed his love for Lady Gaga Wednesday night, heaping praise on the Grammy Award-winning singer. "She is the most talented person though, even if you're an old fogey like me" Clinton said on "The Late Show with David Letterman."
Gaga is scheduled to perform at an Oct. 15 party for Clinton at the Hollywood Bowl. But don't expect her to arrive wearing raw meat, as she's done in the past.
"In deference to my diet, she'll be meatless that night," Clinton said, referencing his heart-friendly diet.[/quote]
Kind of a short story, but it made me laugh. Especially the picture above. Ahh Billy, you and your womanizing ways.
[QUOTE=faze;32764892]
"In deference to my diet, she'll be meatless that night," Clinton said, referencing his heart-friendly diet.[/QUOTE]
That of course excusing the meat Bill will put in her, knowing him.
[QUOTE=DanRatherman;32764933]That of course excusing the meat Bill will put in her, knowing him.[/QUOTE]Exactly what I was thinking. She won't be wearing meat, she'll be taking meat.
With her 'considerable talents'
Maybe Clinton will reconsider going on Dancing with the Stars if he goes with Lady GaGa...
more importantly, so does stephen fry...
[url]http://www.ft.com/cms/s/2/0cca76f0-873a-11e0-b983-00144feabdc0.htmll[/url]
Whenever I see Clinton my mind goes to Retsupurae and the numerous Clinton puns that Diabetus made.
This was no exception.
Maybe Bill can give her the blowjob.
Man I hate Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga is incredibly talented, but clearly not of the tastes that this forum prefers. Just want to throw that out there before everyone jumps on a bandwagon.
and Clinton got a blowjob (check out the song by Eric Schwartz on youtube, it's hilarious)
I think you all know what's going to happen when they get together on the 15th.
It's obvious, hell, if anybody doesn't know, I'll be surprised.
Hint: it involves a word that begins with 's' and ends with 'x'.
With one letter in between.
Well, just because I feel like pointing out the obvious:
Clinton's gonna grab his sax, then he and Lady Gaga are gonna perform [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkmncrAPILw]this[/url] for the Occupy Wall Street protesters.
bill clinton blow job funny jokes fwd:fwd:fwd: joke of the day
[QUOTE=Contag;32764984]With her 'considerable talents'[/QUOTE]
She has an amazing voice and she writes her own lyrics and composes her songs
how is that not talent
[QUOTE=DrBreen;32768151]She has an amazing voice and she writes her own lyrics and composes her songs
how is that not talent[/QUOTE]
The songs themselves are pretty mediocre, in my opinion. There's no denying she's a good singer, though. I find the whole "look at me, I'm so wacky and original" persona thing really annoying. It's blatantly just for publicity.
[QUOTE=CrumbleShake;32768316]I find the whole "look at me, I'm so wacky and original" persona thing really annoying.[/QUOTE]
wazzup?
[img]http://new.assets.thequietus.com/images/articles/6626/bjork_biophilia_1311260302_crop_550x367.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=DrBreen;32768151]She has an amazing voice and she writes her own lyrics and composes her songs
how is that not talent[/QUOTE]
You mistake me. Those were quotes of sexual innuendo, not sarcasm.
wait are you saying that she is talented because of her writing?
[code]Stop telephonin' me
(Stop telephonin' me)
I'm busy
(I'm busy)
Stop telephonin' me
(Stop telephonin' me)
Can call all you want but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Out in the club
And I'm sipping that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Call all you want, but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Out in the club
And I'm sipping that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone[/code]
She's not Chaucer you know.
[editline]14th October 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=thisispain;32768610]wazzup?
[img]http://new.assets.thequietus.com/images/articles/6626/bjork_biophilia_1311260302_crop_550x367.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
except bjork was weird and wacky from the get-go
lady gaga only started being wacky in order to stand out and sell shit
[QUOTE=Contag;32768679]You mistake me. Those were quotes of sexual innuendo, not sarcasm.
wait are you saying that she is talented because of her writing?
[code]Stop telephonin' me
(Stop telephonin' me)
I'm busy
(I'm busy)
Stop telephonin' me
(Stop telephonin' me)
Can call all you want but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Out in the club
And I'm sipping that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Call all you want, but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Out in the club
And I'm sipping that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone[/code]
She's not Chaucer you know.
[/QUOTE]
That's definitely the worst example of her writing, she originally wrote that song for Britney Spears many years ago and since Spears never did it Gaga decided to record it so she could make a cool video.
Take really any song off her latest album, she's a fantastic songwriter and her music has more raw emotion than any other new artist around. I know most people on FP aren't really pop music fans and prefer underground bands, but I think Lady Gaga's talent is pretty clearly painted, even for those who don't like her music itself.
I'm always freaked by how old Bill Clinton looks. The picture of him in my head is from that " I did not have sexual relations with that woman" video :v:
[code]It’s been a long time since I came around
Been a long time but I’m back in town
This time I’m not leaving without you
You taste like whiskey when you kiss me, oh
I’d give anything again to be your baby doll
This time I’m not leaving without you
You said sit back down where you belong
In the corner of my bar with your high heels on
Sit back down on the couch where we
Made love the first time and you said to me
Something, something about this place
Something ‘bout lonely nights and my lipstick on your face
Something, something about my cool Nebraska guy
Yeah something about, baby, you and I
It`s been two years since I let you go,
I couldn’t listen to a joke or rock `n roll
Muscle cars drove a truck right through my heart
On my birthday you sang me a heart of gold
With a guitar humming and no clothes
This time I'm not leaving without you
Ooh-oh ooh-oh
Sit back down where you belong
In the corner of my bar with your high heels on
Sit back down on the couch where we
Made love the first time and you said to me
Something, something about this place
Something ‘bout lonely nights and my lipstick on your face
Something, something about my cool Nebraska guy
Yeah something about, baby, you and I[/code]
[code]Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
I'm in love with Juda-as, Juda-as
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
I'm in love with Juda-as
Juda-as! Judas Juda-ah-as! Juda-ah-as
Juda-as! Judas Juda-ah-as! Ga-ah ga-ah
Juda-as! Judas Juda-ah-as! Juda-ah-as
Juda-as! Judas Juda-ah-as! Ga-ah ga-ah
When he calls to me, I am ready
I'll wash his feet with my hair if he needs
Forgive him when his tongue lies through his brain
Even after three times he betrays me
Ah-ah-ah ow uh uh uh o
Ah-ah-ah ow uh uh uh o
I'll bring him down, bring him down, down
Ah-ah-ah ow uh uh uh o
Ah-ah-ah ow uh uh uh o
A king with no crown, king with no crown
I'm just a Holy Fool,
Oh baby it's so cruel but
I'm still in love with Judas baby
I'm just a Holy Fool, oh baby it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas baby
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
I'm in love with Juda-as, Juda-as
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
I'm in love with Juda-as, Juda-as
Juda-as! Judas Juda-ah-as! Juda-ah-as
Juda-as! Judas Juda-ah-as! Ga-ah ga-ah
I couldn't love a man so purely
Even darkness forgave his goofy way
I've learned love is like a brick you can
Build a house or sink a dead body
Ah-ah-ah ow uh uh uh o
Ah-ah-ah ow uh uh uh o
I'll bring him down, bring him down, down
Ah-ah-ah ow uh uh uh o
Ah-ah-ah ow uh uh uh o
A king with no crown, king with no crown[/code]
What song in specific are you talking about?
I didn't mind Lady Gaga, until I found out she was an actual performer.
When I saw the video of her in like 2006 or 07 or 08, and she wasn't just your run of the mill, "I'm 'different' for the sake of being different, love me."
I realized she was another person with actual talent, who found a quick way to make some money and fame. She's talented and good at what she does, but I can't stand her.
[QUOTE=thisispain;32768610]wazzup?
[img]http://new.assets.thequietus.com/images/articles/6626/bjork_biophilia_1311260302_crop_550x367.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
What is she holding? A rabbit turned inside out?
[QUOTE=Contag;32769472][code]It’s been a long time since I came around
Been a long time but I’m back in town
This time I’m not leaving without you
You taste like whiskey when you kiss me, oh
I’d give anything again to be your baby doll
This time I’m not leaving without you
You said sit back down where you belong
In the corner of my bar with your high heels on
Sit back down on the couch where we
Made love the first time and you said to me
Something, something about this place
Something ‘bout lonely nights and my lipstick on your face
Something, something about my cool Nebraska guy
Yeah something about, baby, you and I
It`s been two years since I let you go,
I couldn’t listen to a joke or rock `n roll
Muscle cars drove a truck right through my heart
On my birthday you sang me a heart of gold
With a guitar humming and no clothes
This time I'm not leaving without you
Ooh-oh ooh-oh
Sit back down where you belong
In the corner of my bar with your high heels on
Sit back down on the couch where we
Made love the first time and you said to me
Something, something about this place
Something ‘bout lonely nights and my lipstick on your face
Something, something about my cool Nebraska guy
Yeah something about, baby, you and I[/code]
What song in specific are you talking about?[/QUOTE]
This is an amazing song, I don't really see what you think looks bad about the writing. Obviously with Telephone it makes sense as it's a silly song with no substance, but this is one of her best works. Again, it all comes down to taste so I'm not going to pretend like everyone has to like her. I just think people should realize that she's unlike all the other new stars today. Tony Bennett himself said that she's "bigger than Elvis", and the most talented woman he's ever met.
I love lady gaga, but this isn't news.
[QUOTE=stepat201;32769560]This is an amazing song, I don't really see what you think looks bad about the writing. Obviously with Telephone it makes sense as it's a silly song with no substance, but this is one of her best works.[/QUOTE]
If that's her best work I hate her now.
I've always known she was the Bieber of club-music, but wow.
Literally half that song is "woah, woah, woah" or adding another couple syllables to a word, like the rest of her work.
She just bothers me because she seemed to have real potential for something than just making money off poor saps who think songs that say love alot are deep.
I bet he'll invite her to his caucus.
[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;32771394]I bet he'll invite her to his [B]cockus[/B].[/QUOTE]Fixed that for you.
[QUOTE=HawkeyeTy;32769613]If that's her best work I hate her now.
I've always known she was the Bieber of club-music, but wow.
Literally half that song is "woah, woah, woah" or adding another couple syllables to a word, like the rest of her work.
She just bothers me because she seemed to have real potential for something than just making money off poor saps who think songs that say love alot are deep.[/QUOTE]
She's infinitely better than almost every other artist I hear on the radio.
Because she can actually sing.
[img]http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2011/images/10/13/t1larg.bill-clinton-gaga-2shot.t1larg.jpg[/img]
Of ALL the pictures of Lady Gaga, they chose THIS ONE.
Should have used this picture:
[img]http://www.reidreport.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/bill_clinton.jpg[/img]
Or something else.
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