For weeks now I've had these annoying red/blue marks on my penis that hurts really bad when I touch them. They sometimes disepeare and come back even more of them.
And later on I decided to search on Internet for any solutions how to cure and what it is, I think it is herpes.
I don't know how I got them since I'm a virgin or maybe because I fap to much to lesbian porn everyday.
I found some posts on the Internet that it could go away after 1-2 weeks but I've had it for 5 weeks now, some say I need to talk to a doctor to get rid of some sort of a virus.
And I'm asking the Facepunch community for advice, is there any other way to cure it (naturally/etc.)?
Please help it's really embarrasing on the gym when we takes a shower and I don't want people to see it.
And by the way... Some said it could be dangerouse, I'm scared.
Go see a doctor. just in case.
Go to the doctor.
Wow, did you literally just ask FACEPUNCH, as opposed to a doctor, how to 'cure' a disease in the comfort of your own home?
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See a doctor btw
You guys are scaring me
The only cure is sexual intercourse with a virgin
Go see a doctor, it's free in Sweden. It can't be cured though, so remember the rubber!
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32377619]If you actually have herpes, it's for life, dude. :([/QUOTE]
The virus never leaves your body but you can help the marks/blisters whatever they are go away for long periods of time with a cure.
[QUOTE=The bird Man;32377581]I don't know how I got them since I'm a virgin or maybe because I fap to much to lesbian porn everyday[/QUOTE]
uhh
Go to a doctor ASAP
Hmm, I'm pretty sure the only cure is to wipe your erect penis on the inside of a horse's anus.
It's rumoured that pigs work too.
Can I get herpes by banging a banana?
dude just shut up and tell your mom about it, go to the doctor as soon as possible. You'll only get stupid answers or similar to mine so don't even bother coming here again its for your own good
[QUOTE=The bird Man;32377700]Can I get herpes by banging a banana?[/QUOTE]
Ew, dude, wtf?
[QUOTE=The bird Man;32377700]Can I get herpes by banging a banana?[/QUOTE]
No
[QUOTE=The bird Man;32377700]Can I get herpes by banging a banana?[/QUOTE]
as in what shoving it up your ass? or pussy?
[QUOTE=The bird Man;32377700]Can I get herpes by banging a banana?[/QUOTE]
Listen, if you are a troll, just leave.
If you are not a troll then fucking hurry to the doctor already. This aint nothing to fuck with.
[QUOTE=The bird Man;32377581]
I don't know how I got them since I'm a [B]virgin[/B] or maybe because I fap to much to lesbian porn everyday.
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I dont think it´s herpes if you´re a virgin. (It is hardly possible to get herpes as a virgin.)
Do you wash your willy often?
how in the fuck do you get herpes without having sex?
[QUOTE=Str4fe;32377803]Listen, if you are a troll, just leave.
If you are not a troll then fucking hurry to the doctor already. This aint nothing to fuck with.[/QUOTE]
I'm not trolling, heard about it on the Internet and decided to try out
Look you dont get herpes from a fucking banana.
Just go to the doctor and see what he says.
I guarantee you the answer will be better than anyone in FP can give.
Try some pain relief cream- bengay usually does the trick.
[QUOTE=The bird Man;32377700]Can I get herpes by banging a banana?[/QUOTE]
Depends if the banana was a slut
Try rubbing your balls with Bengay like Zakkin said
if you dont go to the doctor your dick will fall off
trust me im a doctor, from india
If you use bengay and rub it on your genitals it relaxes your penis and it will be much less painful to touch it.
Bengay on your balls is the safest idea here, if that doesn't help, then go to the doctor.
obligatory cut it off post.
Go to a docotorand have him cut it off
To be honest the best idea I've seen in this thread is bengay on the balls, I got something similar last month, and some bengay cleared it up!
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