• What kind of dream is this?
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I was completely naked and I was inside this weird house and I was running from Shrek for god knows what reason. I trip over and then he grabs me and lifts me up, then he cups his other big ogre hand around my cock and balls. I give him this terrified look and start crying and begging him not to crush my testicles, but he just looks at me in the eyes and gives me this wide creepy smile. I heard a *crack* noise and then woke up. Am I normal?
I've had weirder, so maybe.
Next time bring a pitchfork and a torch. Or better yet, bring villagers with pitchforks and torches.
Well you're not boobies just yet so you'll be fine
a dream about love and life of course!
I kinda want an entire subforum dedicated to dreams. I know there's already a megathread for it and it's own forum would probably end up like all the fake 4chan greentext stories but it may be interesting.
Pretty sure that counts as an unfinished wetdream.
[QUOTE=Agent Cobra;43581516]Well you're not boobies just yet so you'll be fine.[/QUOTE] What if Dan was sitting on Shrek's shoulders?
Trying too hard
I had a dream a few nights ago that I got woken up (which made the dream feel even more real and confusing and scary) by some madman barging into my room who then proceeded to leap at me and stab me in the throat with a kitchen knife. The noise it made as it tore through my arteries and my throat and blood started gushing out was damn near traumatising. Then I woke up and felt really relieved that it was just a dream. Not sure if this is better or worse than having my genitals crushed.
Booked and marked.
Last night I dreamt I bought a 3 for 2 offer on tinned sardines Changed my entire view on life and the universe
[QUOTE=bungholioo;43581466]I was completely naked and I was inside this weird house and I was running from Shrek for god knows what reason. I trip over and then he grabs me and lifts me up, then he cups his other big ogre hand around my cock and balls. I give him this terrified look and start crying and begging him not to crush my testicles, but he just looks at me in the eyes and gives me this wide creepy smile. I heard a *crack* noise and then woke up. Am I normal?[/QUOTE] The Broogre prophet has come! Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Not sure if horny or scared.
don't be scared, it's all ogre now
Shrek yourself before you wreck yourself.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Py_uDy3e18[/media]
'Twas not a dream, but a premonition. I leave with that.
[QUOTE=Gen. Crumpets;43582832]don't be scared, it's all ogre now[/QUOTE] it's not ogre until i say it's ogre, don't be dreck, farquaad, shrek is love, etc. are we done here
Cool parody thread and gimmick account OP
I was Doc from Back To The future crawling up the stairs in a skyscraper just to find some cheese at the end of them. Then I was suddenly myself on the top of the building, watching the seven dwarfs from [URL="http://www.moviemaze.de/filme/1063/poster_lg01.jpg"]this movie[/URL] mining for oil there. Then I jumped off. The end.
at least your dream was ogre quickly
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