• Crack is Wack
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[quote](April 28) -- A California designer says she can eliminate a scourge that has plagued the fashion world since the advent of low-rise blue jeans. Kimberly Brewer has constructed a denim cover-up for rear-ends called the "Backtacular" -- an invention she claims can get rid of plumber's crack once and for all. "I'm not a fan of plumber's crack, and I got tired of exposing mine and looking at others'," she told AOL News. "I thought to myself, 'How can I alleviate this problem?'" So Brewer developed a denim butt crack patch to keep the "gluteal cleft" out of sight -- and in style. Available in plain denim and rhinestone designs for $14.99 on her website Kimberlily.com, Brewer's patch is lined on the back with a hypo-allergenic adhesive that sticks to skin like a giant Band-Aid. '"The reason why I came up with this is because my favorite pair of jeans didn't have belt loops," said Brewer, who is also the inventor of a set of bejeweled bra straps called the Straptacular. "When I would sit down, the pants would lower. I was always trying to put a shawl or something back there to cover up, but whenever I would bend over, people would still see it." And although some say Brewer's patch merely treats the symptom of plumber's crack and not its cause, she says unwanted posterior exposure can occur, even when pants fit properly. "Even if you buy the right size pants and even if you wear a belt, when you bend over, it can still show," she said. So Brewer is urging fashionistas to cover up using her patch, which is washable and comes in a package with two replacement adhesives. She told FlashNews she hopes the "Backtacular" will even catch on with plumbers. "I've had a couple of men say they would wear the ones without the rhinestones," she said.[/quote][URL="http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/designer-kimberly-brewer-fights-plumbers-crack-with-butt-patch/19456437"]Source.[/URL] [IMG]http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/6/661372/1272401587521.JPEG[/IMG] Please make one in X-L and make it mandatory for fat people.
Finally, a useful invention in recent years.
That's the dumbest thing I've seen in quite a while. I'd feel more embare-assed being seen with that thing than actually being bare assed.
I like seeing crack. :buddy:
Looks stupider than a crack imo
People who have their pants too low are just asking to get them pulled down.
[img]http://freightyard.net/videos/CrackSpackle.jpg[/img] Crack Spackle.
this is good for fat chicks
Crack is wack if you're black but if you're white it's alright. Inb4 banned for racism for some reason. [editline]12:17PM[/editline] Oh it's about asses, then crack is for everyone but fat people. [editline]12:17PM[/editline] I see now that the OP already made a fat people joke, while I'm out.
Mandatory for fatties.
Nominate this for a Nobel Peace prize.
Fuck you crack is back
Why would they put this on hot chicks
[QUOTE=Perfumly;21630006]Why would they put this on hot chicks[/QUOTE] so we dont get corrupted and cause more earthquakes duh
[QUOTE=Perfumly;21630006]Why would they put this on hot chicks[/QUOTE] Because nudity is baaaad
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[QUOTE=Ollih;21630104]smoke weed erryday420 lullll!111 [/QUOTE] fix'd
Those look fucking stupid.
I'd rather walk around naked.
[QUOTE=Perfumly;21630006]Why would they put this on hot chicks[/QUOTE] Because crack is really unnactractive. I don't wanna see the top of a girl's asscrack poking out of her jeans, it's gross.
[QUOTE=yawmwen;21631803]Because crack is really unnactractive. I don't wanna see the top of a girl's asscrack poking out of her jeans, it's gross.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I don't really find but cracks attractive.
an ass is for shitting, not displaying in public
[QUOTE=Protocol7;21633439]an ass is for shitting, not displaying in public[/QUOTE] I suppose.
[QUOTE=Protocol7;21633439]an ass is for shitting, not displaying in public[/QUOTE] That's the hole you're thinking of. The ass is for sitting.
[QUOTE=Protocol7;21633439]an ass is for shitting, not displaying in public[/QUOTE] Ass is nice, plumber's crack is not.
That episode of Seinfeld where Kramer was the "ass-man" just came to mind.
[QUOTE=Panda X;21641064]That episode of Seinfeld where Kramer was the "ass-man" just came to mind.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.chevroletpedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/seinfeld2.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Perfumly;21630006]Why would they put this on hot chicks[/QUOTE]
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