Rate agree if you do the things that other people do, disagree if you don't
Take half-assed showers
Procrastinate
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Linger in Fast Threads
Waterfall beverages into my mouth, even if no one has drank from the cup/jug
What i do no one else does?
Not receive hugs :smith:
Sit scratching my stubble when browsing this forum.
I fap
With both of my hands
You're far from alone here
Hide my money in ten diffferent places. In the same room. Every day.
fml
I linger in fast threads as well. Want to start a club?
When I poop I punch my stomach if I am constipated.
And if it still doesn't work I push on my stomach really hard, and slowly move downward to push all the poop out.
I take off all of my clothes and roam the house when I'm alone
I pick at the pieces of cheese and pepperoni on a frozen pizza before cooking.
I hover above the toilet seat in public restrooms when I pee so that I don't have to physically touch the toilet. Then I flush with my foot.
I sing in the subway.
Hate to add on to the toilet related things but,
When I shit in my own home I just take my pants off, and stand up to wipe with one of my legs on the counter.
[QUOTE=KillaGunna24;32262682]Hate to add on to the toilet related things but,
When I shit in my own home I just take my pants off, and stand up to wipe with one of my legs on the counter.[/QUOTE]
Imagine if someone walked in on you doing that.
[QUOTE=Shoupie;32262696]Imagine if someone walked in on you doing that.[/QUOTE]That's the worst part of it :/
I fap in the same room my mother is.
I pick my nose then eat the boogers. Why can't I stop? :smith:
Refuse to flush the toilet with unprotected hands.
Rip the last pieces of TP off, the ones that were touched by my dirty shit-hands (after washing them).
Piss sitting (fucking awesome, man)
Consider the sink one of the most disgusting places in the bathroom as it contains the water that has been made dirty by your shit-piss-everything-hands
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;32262926]Consider the sink one of the most disgusting places in the bathroom as it contains the water that has been made dirty by your shit-piss-everything-hands[/QUOTE]
I try my best to keep my excrement away from my hands at all times in the bathroom.
[QUOTE=John Egbert;32263037]I try my best to keep my excrement away from my hands at all times in the bathroom.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1043/why-are-men-supposed-to-wash-their-hands-after-urination[/url]
[url]http://serendip.brynmawr.edu/exchange/node/1839[/url]
v:v:v
I touch all my fingers to my thumb and count as i walk, first pinky, then ring, etc. then I start again at pinky.
I have noticed i do a lot of things like this, I also count stairs, change my pace to fit floor designs, and other compulsions. I am not diagnosed OCD but I think I am close
Also, I sometimes swipe at a surface, but then I have to swipe ALL of the surface, which gets annoying when I sometimes smudge it with an ill-done swipe and I have to start again.
Or sometimes when I set little goals for me, like forcing myself to think as if I'm the one standing and the world is moving, or rotating something with only two fingers.
Instead of completely submerging my left hand into my left side pocket, I put my thumb in it and have my other four fingers hanging outside cupped together.
So it's like a fist where your thumb covers the top hole and there's a piece of fabric inbetween your thumb and pointy finger.
[QUOTE=imptastick;32263174]
I have noticed i do a lot of things like this, I also count stairs, change my pace to fit floor designs, and other compulsions. I am not diagnosed OCD but I think I am close[/QUOTE]
Shit, I do those too.
Shave my armpit hair.
It seems whenever some guy at my school wears a tank top
or something and he lifts his arm, there's some scraggly, dark bush of hair coming out of there, sticking out as if they feed on your soul when you point your retinas toward them. It's horrible.
scratch my balls, then smell my hand
Really act like FPS Doug around the house.
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[QUOTE=Shane Alvarado;32263577]Shave my armpit hair.
It seems whenever some guy at my school wears a tank top
or something and he lifts his arm, there's some scraggly, dark bush of hair coming out of there, sticking out as if they feed on your soul when you point your retinas toward them. It's horrible.[/QUOTE]
Think of it as a vertical mouth eating black hay.
When I say something I immediately whisper whatever I just said back to myself. I don't know why I do it. maybe some sort of built in spell check in my brain? :v
as i climax while jerking off i rasie my arm in the air like hitler and pretend im standing before a large army
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32263243]everywhere that I walk.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iVCfYQPUUI[/media]
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usually my left hand in my pocket. I don't know why, it just feels weird doing anything else.[/QUOTE]
My hand always ends up in my pocket whenever I walk anywhere, but I either put only my fingers in halfway or just my thumb, but never my whole hand in.
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