• 90 year old abused with hairdryer, dies.
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[QUOTE]The incident occurred on the afternoon of 6 June 2008. The man died at Ullevål hospital three days later as a result of infection in wounds. Monday began the trial of the 35-year-old woman who is charged with bodily harm by Death. [B]Cut-and shear damage [/B] In the indictment decision states that the 90-year-old was inflicted several cuts and cutting injuries, had broken several ribs and received injuries to his eyes. He also lost consciousness. The man is described as a pleasant and nice neighborhood. [B]Should have been a prostitute [/B] The charges against the 35-year-old woman should first have been a robbery by Death, but this has now changed to bodily harm by Death. [QUOTE][tab]Source:[/tab] [URL="http://translate.googleusercontent.com/translate_c?hl=no&ie=UTF-8&sl=no&tl=en&u=http://www.dagbladet.no/2010/03/19/nyheter/innenriks/drap/overfall/voldtekt/10917783/&prev=_t&rurl=translate.google.com&usg=ALkJrhgdMZgJ1ftlkuGGFEAMyVP6ppzFlg"]Dagbladet[/URL][/QUOTE][/QUOTE] Oh deer. :whoptc: [editline]value[/editline] [IMG]http://www.kennesaw.edu/ehs/Images/04140120.jpg[/IMG]
So I guess there isn't any English version of this article?
That's quite a poorly translated article you got there. Should have been a prostitute? Robbery by death? A nice neighbourhood? Also where does this deer come into play?
"Cut-and shear damage" isn't making a pun like that in a news article like this a one-way ticket to whatever hell you may or may not believe in?
Bodily harm by death.
I would make a bad pun but reading through the article, there's no mention of hairdryers. And what does it mean "robbery by Death"? Has modern medicine put too much economic strain on our black-robed agent?
The man is described as a pleasant and nice neighborhood.
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"The incident occurred on the afternoon of 6 June 2008" "The man died at Ullevål hospital three days later" [img]http://www.cksinfo.com/clipart/household/clocks/alarm-clock.png[/img]
some fucked up people life on this planet
i actually didnt notice it was translated until i read the prostitution part
[QUOTE=Deadly-Virus;20830297]"The incident occurred on the afternoon of 6 June 2008" "The man died at Ullevål hospital three days later" [img]http://www.cksinfo.com/clipart/household/clocks/alarm-clock.png[/img][/QUOTE] [B]Published Fri, 19.03.2010 08:02AM[/B] [B][I][U]GTFO.[/U][/I][/B]
[quote]The man is described as a pleasant and nice neighborhood.[/quote] I wish I could be a neighborhood.
Just...just why?.
[QUOTE=farmatyr;20830341][B]Published Fri, 19.03.2010 08:02AM[/B] [B][I][U]GTFO.[/U][/I][/B][/QUOTE] Gah, I didnt notice that when I checked the news page. :ohdear:
[quote](Dagbladet): En 90-årig mann fra Holmlia i Oslo ble funnet hardt skadd etter at han skal ha blitt stukket i brystet og halsen med kniv, slått gjentatte ganger i hodet og kroppen med en lampe, en krakk og en hårføner. [/quote] A 90year old male from Homlia, Oslo was found heavily wounded after alledgedly being stabbed in the chest and neck using a knife, beaten repeatively in the head and torso with a lamp, a stool and a hairdryer.
[QUOTE=ole johan;20831652]A 90year old male from Homlia, Oslo was found heavily wounded after alledgedly being stabbed in the chest and neck using a knife, beaten repeatively in the head and torso with a lamp, a stool and a hairdryer.[/QUOTE] Thanks.
[QUOTE=Jabberwocky;20829964]I would make a bad pun but reading through the article, there's no mention of hairdryers. And what does it mean "robbery by Death"? Has modern medicine put too much economic strain on our black-robed agent?[/QUOTE] "Oh my god it's death, are you here to take me away?" "Not if you...give me your stereo."
Do not joke about old people dying.
Oh wow, a couple of my friends live over at holmlia. I bet this will be blown way out of proportions, the norwegian media is starving for fresh stories.
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