• Let's Write Jokes
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Here's something that's probably been done before. Someone writes what sounds like the start of a joke, and everyone else tries to think up an answer that makes sense. One to start: What do you get when you cross a leprechaun with a cheetah?
a bad thread
ninja'd, so I'll answer to OP That's not lucky, that's cheating! What do fridges do when underground?
They chill with hipsters [sp]shit answer[/sp] What did the doctor say to his midget brother?
If he speaks like he writes, not much. [I]Also, I actually thought your answer was funny.[/I] A sea creature arrives on a crime scene and says
That's a lot of shells..... Two farmers walk into a bar:
water way to go fuck ninja'd one says to the other "oo er" and the other replies "tractors" what did the male of african american descent say when he saw his dead friend?
"nigger he dead" Why is it called an XBOX 360?
Because you look at it, and turn around and walk away (but really you end up coming back to it.) Why did the crow perch atop the monastery?
I don't know, man. I really, really don't know. :c What's the difference between a snake and a movie?
They are long and scary, but when you really look after it it's just long... (No idea tbh...) Knock Knock...
[IMG_thumb]http://www.deviantart.com/download/309917661/i_am_the_one_who_knocks__by_brandon91995-d54ilzx.png[/IMG_thumb] What did the rat say to the vacuum cleaner?
Lets have a ratrace? (Also thanks for ruining my joke... I'll try again...) Knock Knock
[I]Whose there? Doctor. Doctor Who? No, just the Doctor.[/I] (Or did you just want me to say "Whose There?") Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;38649141]What did the rat say to the vacuum cleaner?[/QUOTE] You make my house squeaky clean [QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;38649155]Why do firemen wear red suspenders?[/QUOTE] So their hose doesn't get revealed.
who's there? a friendly survivor, don't shoot. Ok You are dead.
Max (Reply to the guy that didn't ruin or ninja me) (Well, fuck, why edit your post now?) (Thanks for not ruining this also that Doctor Who joke is old as fuck. :v:) FUCK NINJAED!!! Jævla svenske! :v:
Why did the lamp go to Alabama?
No idea. (He saw a light?) Going to make the whole joke myself then... ----- [B]Knock Knock..[/B] Who's there? [B]Max.[/B] Max who? [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/avatar_banned.png[/img] [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("not a funny joke, ur a fagget" - MaxUfS2D))[/highlight]
That's not really how it works, but sure. What's it called when snow falls in heaven?
[img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IMG_02577.JPG[/img_thumb] [B]Norway[/B] What many clowns do you need to change a lightbulb?
Torjuz, man, you killed my thread by being so unfunny. What does a sea captain do on vacation?
[QUOTE=c:;38649399]Torjuz, man, you killed my thread by being so unfunny. What does a sea captain do on vacation?[/QUOTE] Sailing the red river [editline]30th November 2012[/editline] What would Putin say to Mitt Romney if they met?
Hell if I knew. Why did the mayor leave his office?
because he was the mayor of detroit. what did the robot say to the chemist?
What's up, Al? (okay that was fucking stupid, sorry) What do you call a butterfly with one wing?
A butterfall. God walks into a bar...
Barman says:"Hey, watch your children. They stole one of my apples" What's black and doesn't steal your TV?
A black guy with no hands. A fish walks into a bar...
And orders a fishbowl What flies and drinks beer?
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