Can't Simmer the Zimmer: Zimmerman Prosecutor Angela Corey Criminally Indicted
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[quote]OCALA, Fla., July 2, 2013 -- /PRNewswire/ -- Florida State's Attorney Angela Corey has been indicted by a citizens' grand jury, convening in Ocala, Florida, over the alleged falsification of the arrest warrant and complaint that lead to George Zimmerman being charged with the second degree murder of African-American teenager Trayvon Martin in Sanford, Florida.
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[url]http://www.sacbee.com/2013/07/02/5539380/zimmerman-prosecutor-angela-corey.html[/url]
What a plot twist. Also that title
Oh my. Interesting development.
Pfft ahahahahaha, get shit on.
What the fuck? If this really happened then the literal only reason this happened is because of a lie.
zimmer framed
Good. The only reason they took him to trial is because the public had a huge shitstorm over it.
This isn't official it's an unofficial non-actionable Citizen's Grand Jury. Nothing is going to happen to her.
[QUOTE=James*;41332798]zimmer framed[/QUOTE]
you win the prize
The organization who "indicted" him: [url]http://www.citizensgrandjury.com/[/url] - is this a fucking joke?
[QUOTE=Starpluck;41333445]The organization who "indicted" him: [url]http://www.citizensgrandjury.com/[/url] - is this a fucking joke?[/QUOTE]
holy shit this is the best thing I've seen all week.
[QUOTE=Starpluck;41333445]The organization who "indicted" him: [url]http://www.citizensgrandjury.com/[/url] - is this a fucking joke?[/QUOTE]
This is amazing, thank you.
[QUOTE=Starpluck;41333445]The organization who "indicted" him: [url]http://www.citizensgrandjury.com/[/url] - is this a fucking joke?[/QUOTE]
Jesus christ in a handbasket, I take back my previous comment.
Why is it that I get small Phoenix Wright vibes from this whole case?
On a more serious note, if this is really true, this pretty much means that Zimmerman was really framed by the prosecution. Seriously, what a dick.
For me, "The Zimmer" will always refer to one person.
[img]http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/hans-zimmer1.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Starpluck;41333445]The organization who "indicted" him: [url]http://www.citizensgrandjury.com/[/url] - is this a fucking joke?[/QUOTE]
They have a song on their website? This has to be some sort of brilliant prank.
[QUOTE=ShaunOfTheLive;41334107]For me, "The Zimmer" will always refer to one person.
[img]http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/hans-zimmer1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
And to others, it'll be the german title of the fantastic Tommy Wiseau film: "The Room"
We're different like that.
I don't exactly understand the legal system.
Can someone explain like I'm five what it means to be criminally indicted?
[QUOTE=Bomimo;41334903]And to others, it'll be the german title of the fantastic Tommy Wiseau film: "The Room"
We're different like that.[/QUOTE]
Except it would be "Das Zimmer".
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;41334397]They have a song on their website? This has to be some sort of brilliant prank.[/QUOTE]
[I]Do you hear the people sing?
Singing the song of angry men.
It is the music of the people who will not slave again!
When the beating of your heart,
Echos the beating of the drums,
There is a life about to start when tomorrow comes![/I]
-[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Les_Mis%C3%A9rables_(musical)"]Les Misérables[/URL]
They have autoplaying music, are they TRYING to make themselves the least credible they can?
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizen_grand_jury[/url]
[quote] Modern citizen grand juries were organized in the 2000s to accuse government officials of complicity in the September 11 attacks, and others were organized in the late 2000s and early 2010s regarding the accuracy of President Barack Obama's "natural birth" as a U.S. citizen. [/quote]
justice/10
I don't even know what's going on with this case anymore
Apparently all it takes for a conservative fringe group to defend a hispanic man is a dead black kid
[QUOTE=Liem;41335753]I don't even know what's going on with this case anymore[/QUOTE]
Idiocy, mostly
[QUOTE=BrainDeath;41335700][url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizen_grand_jury[/url]
justice/10[/QUOTE]
Its like PETA only with conspiracists and ultra-conservative people
[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;41334975][I]Do you hear the people sing?
Singing the song of angry men.
It is the music of the people who will not slave again!
When the beating of your heart,
Echos the beating of the drums,
There is a life about to start when tomorrow comes![/I]
-[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Les_Mis%C3%A9rables_(musical)"]Les Misérables[/URL][/QUOTE]
wait, if this citizen's grand jury is conservative, then why the fuck are they using this song from les miserables, isn't the revolution that happens in the musical a supposed socialist revolution?
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;41338769]wait, if this citizen's grand jury is conservative, then why the fuck are they using this song from les miserables, isn't the revolution that happens in the musical a supposed socialist revolution?[/QUOTE]
uh no?
les mis is about a republican uprising against the royalists
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/June_Rebellion[/url]
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;41338769]wait, if this citizen's grand jury is conservative, then why the fuck are they using this song from les miserables, isn't the revolution that happens in the musical a supposed socialist revolution?[/QUOTE]
you're probably thinking of the paris commune: [url]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Commune[/url]
ah, okay, did not know
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