• Drug Test
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Im just wondering if you drink a bunch of water before a urine test will you pass? Also do standard UA tests, test for cotanine (nicotine) Thanks!
Lots of drug tests pick up nicotine, but why are you even being tested for nicotine?
Drinking semen will block the nicotine in the test. But it has to be fresh, black dude semen. Manually extracted.
This might sound a little weird, but drinking pure vinegar counteracts the nicotine and most test won't be able to pick it up.
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21892744]Lots of drug tests pick up nicotine, but why are you even being tested for nicotine?[/QUOTE] My healthcare provider needs to know if i smoke and its uber expensive for smokers.
Drink some bleach, that shit will clear your system out in about 2 minutes.
If you drink something called [I]cyanide[/I] before the test you'll pass. [sp]Arsenic works too, but slower[/sp] [sp]No don't.[/sp]
I want a real answer dont be a douche.
[QUOTE=Snarf;21892847]I want a real answer dont be a douche.[/QUOTE] Then you picked the wrong place, my friend.
While I'm 100% in favor of legalization, don't do drugs if you're standing to get caught and lose shit over it. [editline]01:14AM[/editline] Also is this a test done by your school?
[QUOTE=Kybalt;21892870]While I'm 100% in favor of legalization, don't do drugs if you're standing to get caught and lose shit over it. [editline]01:14AM[/editline] Also is this a test done by your school?[/QUOTE] Thats not a option lolz. It doesn't matter who its done by.
[QUOTE=Snarf;21892847]I want a real answer dont be a douche.[/QUOTE] That was a real answer. If you're dead you'll pass! :v:
[QUOTE=Snarf;21892886]Thats not a option lolz.[/QUOTE] Addict. [editline]01:16AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Snarf;21892800]My healthcare provider needs to know if i smoke and its uber expensive for smokers.[/QUOTE] Rightly so.
Just drink a shit load of tea.
[QUOTE=Sickle;21892888]That was a real answer. If you're dead you'll pass! :v:[/QUOTE] I would prefer not to die....
You are asking a forum full of children for assistance on drug tests. There are plenty of forums specializing in this kind of help. Also my cousin went to a place called Popeyes (store in Canada) to get shit to pass his drug test. It also worked in case anyone is wondering. EDIT: You can also buy fake dicks to piss out of (sometimes they insist watching to prevent you from cheating). You basically have this fake dick and pouch full of someone elses (clean) piss down your pants, make sure it is at the correct room temperature. That is a HUGE give away if it is the wrong temperature.
If you chain smoke [B]a lot[/B] before the test, then it counteracts the nicotein. :downs:
I heard eating tons of poppy cakes helps you pass drug tests :downs:
Didn't Mythbusters do something on this once? I think it was busted though.
niacin and vinegar
[QUOTE=Zeraux;21893456]Didn't Mythbusters do something on this once? I think it was busted though.[/QUOTE] Well, they said you'd have to eat a TON of poppy seeds, which they didn't
[QUOTE=Comcastic;21892807]Drink some bleach, that shit will clear your system out in about 2 minutes.[/QUOTE] I've actually met a guy who did this to pass his drug test.
[QUOTE=Snarf;21892800]My healthcare provider needs to know if i smoke and its uber expensive for smokers.[/QUOTE] You started smoking to look cool you idiot, now deal with consequences.
[QUOTE=Silly Sil;21893957]You started smoking to look cool you idiot, now deal with consequences.[/QUOTE] right because everyone who smokes does it to look cool amirite
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21893983]right because everyone who smokes does it to look cool amirite[/QUOTE] If not to look cool then to fit in cause they lack social skills. Give me another reason.
To try new things.
[QUOTE=Silly Sil;21894042]If not to look cool then to fit in cause they lack social skills. Give me another reason.[/QUOTE] relieve stress improve concentration
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21895127]relieve stress improve concentration[/QUOTE] gain cancer the list goes on
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21895127]relieve stress improve concentration[/QUOTE] yes because everyone who smokes does it to "improve concentration". what a foggin joke
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21895127]relieve stress improve concentration[/QUOTE] You forgot "slowly kill self unless they also get cancer" in that list.
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