[QUOTE=Standard issue PCGamesN Article][B][U]5. Have your entire body catapulted up into the rafters[/U][/B]
I don't know, maybe this would feel good? It might be nice to be up in the rafters for a while, above all of the light rigging.[/QUOTE]
Professional grade writing there. Top stuff.
I wish I could specifically block Hogarty, not all of PCGN
Please fire Hogarty. All the bad articles seem to come from this schmuck.
If i can't tell the difference between your joke article and an actual awful article, you're doing a bad job.
I thought it would be somewhat legit article and had something like "drink coffee to increase your reaction rate" or something somewhat even a bit sense making.
[QUOTE=jonoPorter;48501275]Is this satire?[/QUOTE]
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I am 99% sure his entire employment is based off of "funny" articles.
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I am 99% sure his entire employment is based off of "funny" articles.[/QUOTE]
He's a bit hit and miss
[QUOTE=Ylsid;48504269]He's a bit hit and miss[/QUOTE]
Primarily miss by far IMO.
Five probably legal alternatives to doping up before an e-sports match:
don't do drugs
Honestly it's a shame to see Hogarty do these shitty articles because he used to make solid comedic gold, like these Sims reviews.
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You guys are so mean! You're always saying hurtful things about my beautiful articles.
[QUOTE=misterbrillia;48509050]You guys are so mean! You're always saying hurtful things about my beautiful articles.[/QUOTE]
you need to get off the drugs hogarty
or, if you aren't on the drugs, you need to get on the drugs. that'll probably make you funnier
[QUOTE=misterbrillia;48509050]You guys are so mean! You're always saying hurtful things about my beautiful articles.[/QUOTE]
Honestly, I think all you really need is your own column. The articles you wrote a while back about video games with gay content I thought were great. It's just something that doesn't fit into this sub-forum.
Writing alone, doesn't carry the Buzzfeed Satire articles, at least the butt articles had some content too it, even if it was butts.
[QUOTE=misterbrillia;48509050]You guys are so mean! You're always saying hurtful things about my beautiful articles.[/QUOTE]
Honestly I wouldn't worry about it at all if I were you, it is [I]facepunch[/I] after all. Only thing we have over other internet shit holes is our complete denial of being a shit hole.
Benson had to deal with similar whining when he was still with PCGamesN over catastrophic life-ending events such as the news bot posting a draft by accident then posting the finished article. It is what it is and there's no stopping it, just the nature of the community.
[QUOTE=Levelog;48504345]Primarily miss by far IMO.[/QUOTE]
He misses so much he could be a Stormtrooper in Star Wars.
It's like satire, but not funny.
[QUOTE=Levelog;48501622]I wish I could specifically block Hogarty, not all of PCGN[/QUOTE]
[I]In theory[/I] it's very possible to have a different account post these.
I'd rather just block the embedded page though, because the threads are sometimes good.
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[QUOTE=uber.;48509312]Honestly, I think all you really need is your own column. The articles you wrote a while back about video games with gay content I thought were great. It's just something that doesn't fit into this sub-forum.[/QUOTE]
IIrc the reception of those was actually pretty good here.
They had miles better writing compared to this one though and, most importantly, [I]had actually informative content[/I].
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