• Five probably legal alternatives to doping up before an e-sports match
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[QUOTE]3. Prayer[/QUOTE] Is this satire?
Man they really want to be like RPS
Am I in a parody thread of some sort?
[QUOTE=Standard issue PCGamesN Article][B][U]5. Have your entire body catapulted up into the rafters[/U][/B] I don't know, maybe this would feel good? It might be nice to be up in the rafters for a while, above all of the light rigging.[/QUOTE] Professional grade writing there. Top stuff.
I wish I could specifically block Hogarty, not all of PCGN
Please fire Hogarty. All the bad articles seem to come from this schmuck.
If i can't tell the difference between your joke article and an actual awful article, you're doing a bad job.
I thought it would be somewhat legit article and had something like "drink coffee to increase your reaction rate" or something somewhat even a bit sense making.
[QUOTE=jonoPorter;48501275]Is this satire?[/QUOTE] [img]https://i.gyazo.com/8dce14636ac3ca23ab2496b2b096eaf6.png[/img] I am 99% sure his entire employment is based off of "funny" articles.
[QUOTE=Te Great Skeeve;48503128][img]https://i.gyazo.com/8dce14636ac3ca23ab2496b2b096eaf6.png[/img] I am 99% sure his entire employment is based off of "funny" articles.[/QUOTE] He's a bit hit and miss
[QUOTE=Ylsid;48504269]He's a bit hit and miss[/QUOTE] Primarily miss by far IMO.
Five probably legal alternatives to doping up before an e-sports match: don't do drugs
Honestly it's a shame to see Hogarty do these shitty articles because he used to make solid comedic gold, like these Sims reviews. [thumb]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrYu67YCAAANx_u.jpg[/thumb] [thumb]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrTB_n9IMAAzuc9.jpg[/thumb]
You guys are so mean! You're always saying hurtful things about my beautiful articles.
[QUOTE=misterbrillia;48509050]You guys are so mean! You're always saying hurtful things about my beautiful articles.[/QUOTE] you need to get off the drugs hogarty or, if you aren't on the drugs, you need to get on the drugs. that'll probably make you funnier
[QUOTE=misterbrillia;48509050]You guys are so mean! You're always saying hurtful things about my beautiful articles.[/QUOTE] Honestly, I think all you really need is your own column. The articles you wrote a while back about video games with gay content I thought were great. It's just something that doesn't fit into this sub-forum.
Writing alone, doesn't carry the Buzzfeed Satire articles, at least the butt articles had some content too it, even if it was butts.
[QUOTE=misterbrillia;48509050]You guys are so mean! You're always saying hurtful things about my beautiful articles.[/QUOTE] Honestly I wouldn't worry about it at all if I were you, it is [I]facepunch[/I] after all. Only thing we have over other internet shit holes is our complete denial of being a shit hole. Benson had to deal with similar whining when he was still with PCGamesN over catastrophic life-ending events such as the news bot posting a draft by accident then posting the finished article. It is what it is and there's no stopping it, just the nature of the community.
[QUOTE=Levelog;48504345]Primarily miss by far IMO.[/QUOTE] He misses so much he could be a Stormtrooper in Star Wars.
It's like satire, but not funny.
[QUOTE=Levelog;48501622]I wish I could specifically block Hogarty, not all of PCGN[/QUOTE] [I]In theory[/I] it's very possible to have a different account post these. I'd rather just block the embedded page though, because the threads are sometimes good. [editline]23rd August 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=uber.;48509312]Honestly, I think all you really need is your own column. The articles you wrote a while back about video games with gay content I thought were great. It's just something that doesn't fit into this sub-forum.[/QUOTE] IIrc the reception of those was actually pretty good here. They had miles better writing compared to this one though and, most importantly, [I]had actually informative content[/I].
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