I'm not kidding. It actually looks pretty decent too.
[url]http://www.trendzz.com/press/brazzers-releases-feature-budget-first-person-shooter-parody/?utm_source=zz_codxxxparody[/url]
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2h5Hl1aOtc[/media]
ideal marketing is oral marketing
I bet they have a blast making these.
50,000 people used to cum here... now it's a ghost town.
[QUOTE=Cuervo66;51302044]50,000 people used to cum here... now it's a ghost town.[/QUOTE]
Lieutenant Price launches a high velocity dildo into Sakharov's ass while McMillan watches.
However, the wind causes the dildo to swerve and hit him in the left butt cheek instead, making him a half-assed cripple.
if the whole porn isn't in first person it'll all be worthless
[QUOTE=Rich209;51302036]I bet they have a blast making these.[/QUOTE]
I sure as hell missed my ideal profession...
It'll change the definition of "ironsight"
I wonder what his favorite [b]load[/b]out is.
Does he put a weed camo on his dick
[QUOTE=Judas;51302312]if the whole porn isn't in first person it'll all be worthless[/QUOTE]
Ramirez, fuck that whore.
Ramirez, fuck that other whore.
Ramirez, fuck that goat.
brazzers continues to release some of the highest production quality porn out there
i'd like to personally meet with the director of these and shake his fucking hand, these are all a work of art, clearly made with lots of love and love juice
Do they show hitmarkers at least?
[I]We're going deep and we're going hard[/I]
[QUOTE=aznz888;51302458]brazzers continues to release some of the highest production quality porn out there
i'd like to personally meet with the director of these and shake his fucking hand, these are all a work of art, clearly made with lots of love and love juice[/QUOTE]
Remember to wash your hand plenty afterwards.
This is it. Brazzers is better than Hollywood.
[QUOTE=aznz888;51302458]brazzers continues to release some of the highest production quality porn out there
i'd like to personally meet with the director of these and[B] shake his fucking hand[/B], these are all a work of art, clearly made with lots of love and love juice[/QUOTE]
you sure bout that :vs:
They missed the opportunity to call it Call of Booty.
[QUOTE=DobS;51302666]They missed the opportunity to call it Call of Booty.[/QUOTE]
Maybe there's scat porn involved.
I know it's just a cheap porno parody but the way they hold their guns irritates me more than it should
Oooh Jasmine is in there!
[QUOTE=markfu;51302750]Maybe there's scat porn involved.[/QUOTE]
Cock in doody.
[QUOTE=croguy;51302291]Lieutenant Price launches a high velocity dildo into Sakharov's ass while McMillan watches.
However, the wind causes the dildo to swerve and hit him in the left butt cheek instead, making him a half-assed cripple.[/QUOTE]
Drop the Soap and pay the Price
that was such a horrible pun
[QUOTE=markfu;51302750]Maybe there's scat porn involved.[/QUOTE]
it would have been called cock of doody, then
[editline]hahaha this is just a ruse i never relied on automerge for this post at all i bet i fooled you all!!![/editline]
ninja'd rip
I'm not buying this until I have definite proof that "360noscope" happens.
[QUOTE=croguy;51302291]Lieutenant Price launches a high velocity dildo into Sakharov's ass while McMillan watches.
However, the wind causes the dildo to swerve and hit him in the left butt cheek instead, making him a half-assed cripple.[/QUOTE]
Speaking of which, there was a Call of Duty hentai if I remember correctly
[editline]kek[/editline]
[url=https://nhentai.net/parody/call-of-duty/]found it (NSFW)[/url]
I don't trust any porn parody even since I watched a Chun Li x Cammy scene and Cammy had a Slavic accent rather than her actual pure Queen's English accent.