It took a long time but I finally finished it. If you posted in this story you may now read it with ease. Enjoy. Also parenthesis usually are something someone posted that wasn't related to the topic and doesn't affect the story. I think it is quite...entertaining sort of.
When the Mathematical cock died in absolute Baghdad and terrorism Jesus Christ had a hangover the dragons police the third one died in Russia and it was commie-land with who made Cheese out from her enormous churn like was gay fuck skiing in your Rectum I never had been shitting babies with You in a before the majestic taco ate the chips from my cookie-hole bitch took the whore last lard master In the Jar. Room where lacks interest in bag-handler because I of several reasons wanked to black nukkers running away from
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jumped into a donut later men farted in gabes eye ball and fucked our monster. Then we touched the monkey banana anus raped nothing ZuXer called neytini in to my died horrifically into plastic tonight is the Time Game. Then well I promised that Hitler would be happy time Hail to your king or your mom will explode and will get pregnant while she potato shit head balls drop Loot into an orgy dream which had nothing but to fuck with your story and pedobear. Thus funnycat is dead. I want some shit cookies which were tasting boolet. Then everyonediedtheend But the men ninja who eating some dead bread rainbow puked in babies because monsters sense ashes in your mouth while the boomer shoved boomstuff into butt penis. This shit makes no sense (racism) went and did commit suicide along Operawinfrey’s giant ball of domination vaginal-discharge went kaboom really messily onto the Pringles made OJ Simpson choke on your tower of epic so then you can go and have awesome babies with a aids and cocks while standing and shouting since gays humped horses and fucked picard with a (dumbass post) and the ship fucked your banana cream bacon pie while removing shit against penis. ( meaningless stop) Once upon a time the potato ran with the fat Gabe through the Black Mesa sodomizing Barney witnessed something big dancing like gypsies that ate scrap metal penises with vaginas with Gordon’s penis jizzed into Freeman’s nose.
That pissed juice into your mouth ,ewwwwwww pie didn’t taste like pumpkin sex in my pokedex of Doom and and cool things exploded with prostitutes at their brothel when Clint Eastwood did something horrible to scare Michael bay so he could buy himself a condom at the market place filled food with chicken monkeys food for hobos is sometimes good sandwich what the anus? Why did the guy Shit blood that was mixed with plutonium bacon bits Cunt lickers fuck midgets like you wanted to swim naked in butter bacon soup made engineer die a sexy pig no arse bacon is frustrating and a hobo smelling like some kinda bitch is with me in the scrotum.
The analfishers raped suddenly two peanuts big nuts. Tripfag from my Anus likes. Also The Willy was hot-swappable but he fapped ferociously And buttholes and toes doing buttholes and toes and buttholes and toes chocolate bars are the napalm plant’s rare buttholes and toes and they eat incredibly thin buttholes and toes which buttholes and toes aren’t huge faggot soldier maggots buttholes and toes stop that racket. It’s penis in hand with butter bacon balls penis bread eat them alive with Baconnaise Rebel fuck mothers penis in mouth full of penis and bacon goodness penis while arresting the penis after sex. Holy bacon fail? Microsoft Tyrone Biggums and obama collide penis for penis and gaybows and Olives. Then penis and bacon then testicle into explosion and penis rollercoaster candy canes that like buttholes and toes ended started and then he asploded buttholes and toes (HarryLerman is our lovely buttholes and toes spammer) from the monkey trains from the Gulag Buckinghamshire international stripclub along the way to Ukraine. Big potatoes fell in (AGHGH spam from InUndenial) and kicked me 86,000 times. Fapping in allosaurus is good no it isn’t. Obama tries to get the potatoes from Clinton by fucking smuggling them. Cocaine.
Then obama Mr. France became said looks that made he wanted pooped coke we in took her head to for good six ty-nine and antidisestablishmentarianism then she ran came over potatoes the hill and melted far potato away go (far potato away) … :derp: :derp: times 10* Obama derp you sure did We saw you ruin it you little… and no you broke it you broke it too just then no you broke it stop breaking the thread!!! Fixed. We sailed no until ( jabbering about brokedness) Living in Somalia (more breaking) is the nice though retarted anybody? Look its Mcain another fucking pirate human of my Anus and there the monkey did a mother penis vagina is potatoes best though penis sex overtoast solid_jake died! Because he flew took chode away forever. While buttholes and toast ( sigh Harry). Facepunch is fat because Gabe threw shit at Obama girl friend who happens to be assholes and toes bacon flavored mayonnaise called buttholes and toes ( hmm) without which bacon which which exploded after which nobody is eating lots of bacon flavoured piss droplets in our potatoes from antidisestablishmentarianism which in the fridge/freezer is cold like your scrotum. PANCAKES! Antifreeze is good at grumpy stuff. Like them shitty potatoes in Baghdad. 2012 is not real sex may he rest is in peace. Today shit it was good shit Trojan. Poop is … This is the end life is of awesomeness for whatever what and me what? Woah nice maybe :dick: :balls: penis We (lots of smilies) Stop breaking it! Stop breaking my dick Right, start again. Many things people do stuff you’re breaking my balls man. Aagh!! My dick is happening to everyone here and now.
So,. Shit happens when you shit take my my butt tocks oh lick my Lordy1!!!! No Day was fucked without incest me and whooooa the one two three 4 FIVE dwarfs were currently alright and stan went to his wife demanding meatloaf and cookies to fuel himself for raceing oncoming sex slaves satisfying none other than himself and besides no-one but he’s actually quite gay. In creampie land he fucked said mom. Who ate the cake from me and then likes cocks and your butt in lemonade. Bump the thread kill. After sodomy he kicked his balls and killed he’s maggot sized balls blew up with (German gibberish) John was a eating dead elephant with aids exploded then someone else wanked to music? (idiot above) Plane sailing crashed into the whitehouse in Wonderland while Mexicans cooked (Their Cocks) their cocks for ten minutes, lightly in leoplurodon.
world can not be bearable without simply raping trees, with pineapples ate pigs who grope other wankers. Following my tits toward which the giants ate erasers then ate chicken soup with their spoon bending erections that broke the universe as stupidly there with a any fork bacon is tasty but often eats our babies with its amazingly gigantic butthole flavors of mayonnaise within huge taco furry chips and bollocks. Penis sharks ate my dick but it died so I came with the elephant. Don’t touch my self where it stinks like (racism) my butt and sandvich that taste like like chicken shit on shit. Afterwords But what happened to Him? Dunno. What is that? My Mom smells like bacon. Sometimes, I watch monkeys doing sex while beavers cum presents from their hair penis vagina ass tits and cars drove into the sea full of ninjas who with Obama out and about that paradox made me puke the Lick seat from (dude stop messing it up) the big pimple and piss on balloon horde my king is gay however buttholes and toes ( back again are we?) don’t taste the same without mayonnaise burnout flavored beatles and Frogs but it’s spider laid because and chose to Team with Mario reds boobycrap ( quality gold) And crapbooby oral approaches bagles cautiously ninja gaiden and Mario 64 are OK. Big titties lag entire world which while a donkey had sex Craps his mom into up a cookie bum face. In shit hit my face with penis’ pancakes (penis pancakes?) stuffed with stuffing and king no it’s a forum full with crap and baskets cakes that bacon doesn’t make pigs fart a lot anyway…
they rushed with your mother him her feet smelled like penis ass and cum vaginaface Jenkins had aids because nana bumfucked pancakes for pancakes and tried raping is for dummies nana had Failed at Rape pancakes? What does for you judy pancakes with pancakes (unoriginal Vaught) the door opened slowly and a one little phallus pingass don’t eat slimy balloons pancakes! With biscuits and juice big chicken hearts that enourmous cocker spaniel which made a sandvich from Uzbekistan. Unfortunately the elephant portal what down after Hussein bombed Clinton’s house with bombs and blackberries spilled and he exploded on Hannah ‘s dress The large Hadron made wepon that came up to the black underwear that was amazingly banana with bullcheese smelling like the armpit of my banana in. Point at the last samurai with big Swords. And long time no clocks been before the age of dickz that pounded a badger carpet under a rock vegas just to have another shit on the postman who stopped posting because garry newman perma-banned lesbians and Manginas. Sucked like my boat. Once a cat had piles made you (assface post) You are stupid because my penis is gay powered by a electric motor which generates gay melted (Moltz…no)
I think holy shit there's no paragraphs.
How was i supposed to know where to put paragraphs I guess i could sorta ninja add them.
[QUOTE=Kymandu;19512413]How was i supposed to know where to put paragraphs I guess i could sorta ninja add them.[/QUOTE]
Ah fair point, yeah ninja them in.
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Have a heart.
Hahahahahaha nice one!
nevermind paragraph adding definitly did not work
That's funnier than a room full of niggers and police.
:hurr: attaboy
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