• Philadelphia police looking for a cheese pervert.
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[quote]As police continue to search for the alleged "swiss cheese pervert," one woman, who claims she was approached by the suspect, is speaking out about her experience. "He told me he liked to put Swiss cheese on his private area," said Priscilla, who asked that her last name be kept anonymous.[/quote] [img]http://tribwpix.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/cheeseperv2.jpg?w=640[/img] [B]Source[/B]:[url]http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/weird/Police-Search-for-Alleged-Swiss-Cheese-Pervert--239759561.html[/url]
The cheese is the real victim here. Poor Swiss.
Police have warned that the suspect is considered armed and dangerously cheezy
[quote]He told me he liked to put Swiss cheese on his private area[/quote] who doesn't?
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;43536516]why doesn't?[/QUOTE] I'm don't know [editline]a[/editline] Arn't Swiss cheese holes really small
whats with his eyes?
Only in Philadelphia could people stoop this low
[QUOTE=Squad1993;43536661]Only in Philadelphia could people stoop this low[/QUOTE] No, just go across the bridge to camden then you'll see people stooping low.
[QUOTE=lech;43536672]No, just go across the bridge to camden then you'll see people stooping low.[/QUOTE] oh fuck, true. I guess they must have threesomes with cheese.
[IMG_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f7/Philly_cream_cheese.jpg[/img_thumb] ?
Get this guy together with the [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1348308]Japanese mayonnaise guy[/url], and find them a meat pervert and a bread pervert to make perverted sandwiches with.
[QUOTE=Murkrow;43536515]Police have warned that the suspect is considered armed and dangerously cheezy[/QUOTE] That joke is just way too cheesy for my liking.
shit my cover's blown
How dairy do something like this in a public space?!
He's either the most saddest or the coolest person ever.
fuck theyre on to me
First thing that came to mind [t]http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/72/49/507753bb14cadad2d35c6c8ae3630143-are-you-kinkier-than-this-cheese-hat-man.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=CheezMan;43537087]shit my cover's blown[/QUOTE] not fair my steam name is cheesesteak and i actually live in philly
I am Swiss, and this abuse of perfectly good Swiss cheese is just unacceptable.
Yeah this has been going on for like a week now. Honestly it's more hilarious than anything because he's literally just driving around asking to pay people to watch him stick his dick in cheese. 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
[video=youtube;N1IiNr9On5k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1IiNr9On5k[/video]
And with that, he was vanished. Nothing but his lingering scent on the bries.
found him [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVKCHZqax84[/media]
God dammit. Why'd it have to be my hometown!?
[QUOTE=VOSK;43536512]The cheese is the real victim here. Poor Swiss.[/QUOTE] Even worse, pedophile because baby swiss.
[QUOTE=CheezMan;43537087]shit my cover's blown[/QUOTE] Hurry and fly to Portugal you will be safe... Oh wait
I guess you could say... He dicks cheese.
Curd you guys stop with the cheese jokes? It's really gotten whey out of hand.
So what'd he do that was actually illegal? Harassment kinda?
He could've used cheddar instead but that would just be immature
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