• Chef gets 15 years for cooking wife.
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[QUOTE]"A US chef who told police he cooked his wife's body in boiling water has been sentenced to 15 years to life in prison for second ° murder." Source: [URL]http://www.smh.com.au/world/us-chef-gets-15-years-for-cooking-wife-20130323-2gm4m.html[/URL][/QUOTE]
I guess he's in the pot now.
Shouldn't it have been the other way around?
Not long enough.
[QUOTE]second ° murder.[/QUOTE] I'm going to burn in hell for laughing at this.
Eurgh...at least he didn't boil her alive.
It sounds like she got served.
How was she prepared?
Must have been a hot wife.
Wasn't this the reason Garry banned puns for like, 4 months
Puns À la carte
[QUOTE=Pikachu231;40020233]Not long enough.[/QUOTE] Definitely. You need to leave the body in a bit longer so the flesh goes a nice golden brown.
A human being is dead, and you guys are making jokes... [editline]24th March 2013[/editline] Just kidding I don't care.
Man I bet Gordon's gonna grill him good on this episode. He's gonna go to Hells Kitchen. A third Gordon Ramse-based pun
Facepunch, i'm not sure if I love you or if you scare me.
Both.
Neither.
People die, but in the end it's a good thing. What if everyone was immortal? Earth would be overpopulated in a few years.
[QUOTE=Darkwater124;40020656]People die, but in the end it's a good thing. What if everyone was immortal? Earth would be overpopulated in a few years.[/QUOTE] good point we cook you next
[QUOTE=Darkwater124;40020656]People die, but in the end it's a good thing. What if everyone was immortal? Earth would be overpopulated in a few years.[/QUOTE] Why even say that? Just why?
[img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100708111307/deadrising/images/6/62/Antoine2.png[/img] [i]"It's true what they say. Tastes like chicken."[/i]
To be honest, I don't know why we don't wipe sick fucks like this off the face of the Earth (aka death sentence) as opposed to hooking them up with a free living environment with a bunch of unfriendly friends. If you do something terrible to someone, then fuck you. You deserve the worst thing people can come up with. Fucking democracy.
[QUOTE=Cureless;40020727]To be honest, I don't know why we don't wipe sick fucks like this off the face of the Earth (aka death sentence) as opposed to hooking them up with a free living environment with a bunch of unfriendly friends. If you do something terrible to someone, then fuck you. You deserve the worst thing people can come up with. Fucking democracy.[/QUOTE] Once again, that isn't justice. It's vengeance, which has no place in a civilised country or its courtrooms. And democracy has nothing to do with criminal justice anyway, other than perhaps the indirect will of the people manipulating what punishments are available.
[QUOTE=Cureless;40020727]To be honest, I don't know why we don't wipe sick fucks like this off the face of the Earth (aka death sentence) as opposed to hooking them up with a free living environment with a bunch of unfriendly friends. If you do something terrible to someone, then fuck you. You deserve the worst thing people can come up with. Fucking democracy.[/QUOTE] Because there have been plenty of cases where innocent people have been sentenced to death and then afterwards the people realize that the now dead person was not the one who did the crime.
I hope he didn't just boil her in water, it sounds like a very plain meal he should at least add some herbs and spices.
Well done
[quote]"I loved my wife. I didn't cook my wife," Viens said.[/quote] that's right, you boiled her.
[QUOTE=Pikachu231;40020233]Not long enough.[/QUOTE] It's totally long enough. You guys have no notion of time whatsoever.
[QUOTE=Cureless;40020727]To be honest, I don't know why we don't wipe sick fucks like this off the face of the Earth (aka death sentence) as opposed to hooking them up with a free living environment with a bunch of unfriendly friends. If you do something terrible to someone, then fuck you. You deserve the worst thing people can come up with. Fucking democracy.[/QUOTE] There is always this guy in threads about murder.
Time to see what Prison is like!
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