[quote]Medical notes purported to be those of retired Formula One world champion Michael Schumacher have been stolen and are being offered for sale, according to his management.
It issued a statement warning against the purchase and publication of the documents a week after it was announced that Schumacher was no longer in a coma and had left the hospital where he had been treated since a skiing accident in the French Alps five months ago.
Sabine Kehm, managing director of Schumacher's offices in Geneva, said: "For several days stolen documents and data are being offered for sale. The offeror claims them to be the medical file of Michael Schumacher.
"We cannot judge if these documents are authentic. However, the documents are clearly stolen. The theft has been reported. The authorities are involved.
"We expressly advise that both the purchase and the publication of such documents and data are forbidden. The contents of any medical files are totally private and confidential and must not made available to the public. We will therefore, in every single case, press for criminal charges and damages against any publication of the content or reference to the medical file."[/quote]
Sauce: [url]http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/24/europe-news-michael-schumacher[/url]
Look, I know people will do anything for money these days, but you'd have to be a special kind of dick to sell somebody's confidential medical reports. I hope whoever's selling them gets caught and punished heavily.
What an asshole.
I wish diarrhea upon whoever stole those reports.
wow
what an asshole?
what do you think their worth? just curious
[QUOTE=Lurklet;45210319]wow
what an asshole?
what do you think their worth? just curious[/QUOTE]
thousands if they try auctioning it to anonymous bidders. Mind you, they've been very tight-lipped about his medical reports since the beginning, and lots of tabloids might risk it, those or people interested in resale for a profit.
Release it then? Or just enlighten us on his current state. Any of those two will ruin the thief's plans.
[QUOTE=Limed00d;45209875]What an asshole.
I wish diarrhea upon whoever stole those reports.[/QUOTE]
And not the nice diarrhea that feels good either
That painful diarrhea that lasts for hours
[QUOTE=Limed00d;45209875]What an asshole.
I wish diarrhea upon whoever stole those reports.[/QUOTE]
Do you wish them to have diarrhea or do you wish diarrhea UPON them?
[QUOTE=Simski;45210824]Do you wish them to have diarrhea or do you wish diarrhea UPON them?[/QUOTE]
The lack of the word to in his post implies the former, as the latter would be "I wish to have diarrhea on them"
[QUOTE=Simski;45210824]Do you wish them to have diarrhea or do you wish diarrhea UPON them?[/QUOTE]
Why not both?
[QUOTE=Limed00d;45209875]What an asshole.
I wish diarrhea upon whoever stole those reports.[/QUOTE]
I don't wish them diarrhea, but taste buds in their ass
[QUOTE=Ldesu;45212115]I don't wish them diarrhea, but taste buds in their ass[/QUOTE]
What if they are scat fetishists?
[QUOTE=JohnnyOnFlame;45212699]What if they are scat fetishists?[/QUOTE]
What if they want Michael Schumacher's diarrhea?
So confidential documents that only the sick and soulless would buy?
How long until TMZ posts them?
[QUOTE=Ldesu;45212115]I don't wish them diarrhea, but taste buds in their ass[/QUOTE]
While they have diarrhea.
[QUOTE=MatheusMCardoso;45210791]Release it then? Or just enlighten us on his current state. Any of those two will ruin the thief's plans.[/QUOTE]
Uhhhhh because HIPAA laws?
Quickly buy them back and try to find out who the guy is while doing so
[editline]26th June 2014[/editline]
Also, in contrast to popular opinions in this thread, I hope the thief gets a constipation because that's even worse
[QUOTE=Simski;45210824]Do you wish them to have diarrhea or do you wish diarrhea UPON them?[/QUOTE]
yes
[QUOTE=Limed00d;45209875]What an asshole.
I wish diarrhea upon whoever stole those reports.[/QUOTE]
While walking in a room filled with lego's.
[QUOTE=Lurklet;45210319]wow
what an asshole?
what do you think their worth? just curious[/QUOTE]
The person offered them for 50000 Euro
[QUOTE=Gunzers6;45217211]While walking in a room filled with lego's.[/QUOTE]
not only do I hate you for thinking the plural of lego has an 's' in it at all, but also because you put an apostrophe in there
I am so upset right now
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