• Titanic II...No...Really...
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[IMG]http://www.theasylum.cc/images/posters/titanic2_large.jpg[/IMG] "On the 100th anniversary of the original voyage, a modern luxury liner christened "Titanic 2," follows the path of its namesake. But when a tsunami hurls an ice berg into the new ship's path, the passengers and crew must fight to avoid a similar fate." Now all I have to say about this is WHAT THE FLYING FUCK. As you can guess this movie is undoubtedly going to be utter shit. Apparently this abomination will be released on the 24th of august straight to DVD. Here's the trailer: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f720MNvOeVc[/media]
Whoever thought of this idea is a moron.
In 1000 more years: [img]http://theinfosphere.org/images/0/06/A_Flight_to_Remember.jpg[/img]
"Looks like history is repeating itself" Fucking christ...
Aaahahahahaa, oh wait... this has seriously been done. :wtc:
Stop using lobotomized monkeys to write scripts jesus christ. There must be a hundred thousand new, brilliant ideas around every day and they choose to make movies out of shit like this. Sob.
quite a fine night don't you think johnson? yes, indeed captain captain what's that? an iceberg infront of us? DEAR GOD, HOLD ON I GOTTA DODGE IT! *1 hour 30 minutes of holding the steering wheel left* that's some nice maneuvering captain THE END
:barf:
I'm ok with this. Straight to DVD films are usually crap anyway.
Wow, "DURR IT SEEMS HISTORRY BE REPETIN!"
No one should be surprised. The Asylum is making this.
[QUOTE=Agent Cobra;23708200]In 100 more years: [img]http://theinfosphere.org/images/0/06/A_Flight_to_Remember.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] That's actually a thousand years later :v: Well, I'd rage more if it'd get a theatrical release.
[QUOTE=rosthouse;23708374]That's actually a thousand years later :v:[/QUOTE] Damn, I feel dumb now. How could I forget?!! :v: Fixed!
a b movie. It looks shit.
what the fuck were they smoking?
Spoiler: The ship sinks.
Some of the Asylum film aren't that bad, I enjoyed their Sherlock Holmes movie, even though it had dinosaurs and Iron Man, but that was what made it awesome.
isn't it considered like, wrong, to name a boat after a another boat that sank in the world of maritime?
*clicks the trailer. Sees "The Asylum"* Oh boy here we go.
Titanic II is the most retarded name in the history of fake-ship-names.
[QUOTE=FeartheMango;23708438]Spoiler: The ship sinks.[/QUOTE] Fuck you, now I have nothing to live for. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Agent Cobra;23708200]In 1000 more years: [img]http://theinfosphere.org/images/0/06/A_Flight_to_Remember.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://bowjamesbow.ca/images/voyage-of-the-damned.jpg[/IMG] Doctor Who already did it :colbert: [IMG]http://docteurwho.unblog.fr/files/2009/02/voyageofthedamned2.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Mr. Agree;23709598][IMG]http://bowjamesbow.ca/images/voyage-of-the-damned.jpg[/IMG] Doctor Who already did it :colbert: [/QUOTE] And Futurama did it several years earlier.
[QUOTE=JerryK;23708265]quite a fine night don't you think johnson? yes, indeed captain captain what's that? an iceberg infront of us? DEAR GOD, HOLD ON I GOTTA DODGE IT! *1 hour 30 minutes of holding the steering wheel left* that's some nice maneuvering captain THE END[/QUOTE] :golfclap:
[QUOTE=Mr. Agree;23709598][IMG]http://bowjamesbow.ca/images/voyage-of-the-damned.jpg[/IMG] Doctor Who already did it :colbert:[/QUOTE] Sorry to pop the bubble but Doctor Who isn't reality. Plus on show related terms, Futurama did the reference first.
Wait so is this movie actually bad or is it one of those campy bad on purpose movies? [editline]12:42PM[/editline] img_thumb that shit
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA1xdz2w90I[/media] (Not the same as the OP, its a parody)
that looks like an awesome space titanic.
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i thought this would be a musical. Thank god. That rapping dog made me leave the theater when i saw it.
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