Short incredible displays of stupidity that have happened to you.
For example
I blew on a spoon with cereal on it thinking it was soup :saddowns:
This post
and my whole life
Accidently leaving a pie in the microwave for ten minutes.
Then immediately biting into it.
I put a carton of milk on the counter, and put a box of cereal in the fridge.
I hadn't slept for three days, and was at the point where shit gets real. I had just finished breakfast, so I had a bowl of leftover milk in one hand, and a bundle of clothes in the other.
Walked into the closet, the bowl went into the hamper, walked to the kitchen, the clothes went into the sink.
Not fun cleaning it up, I assure you.
i do annoying things to my cat
in public
when people watch me
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LbNBEcovII[/media]
Wondering why they didn't have stainless steel in medieval games :downs:
- Was watching Seinfeld, it goes to commercial and I have the remote in my hand. I decide to change the channel to what Seinfeld was on (forgetting I was watching it to begin with.) After about a minute or so of commercials and fighting with the remote as to why it wouldn't change, the show comes back on and I proceed to drop the remote and argue with myself upstairs.
- I woke up on the bus. I shouldn't have woken up on the bus.)
- I woke up at the airport (after pulling an all nighter and blacking out on the bus.)
- One time, I was walking into my bedroom and forgot how to cough. I had to cough real badly and it felt like my throat was going to dry up and itch forever. So, I said "cough" a few times and didn't know what the hell was going on.
- One night, many years ago, I was trying to build something with LEGO. I remember getting a few pieces together, trying to make a hinge of some sort. Then, right after I pick them up I stare at them wondering what I was going to do. I recall literally just [i]staring[/i] at them endlessly for hours, wondering "What was I gonna do again?" I had like a pool of drool in my lap after snapping out of that stupid trance.
Sometimes I just completely forget the English language.
My biggest derp moment probably was when I was going to make a cup of tea and getting the cup and teabag but forgetting the water. Shattered the cup pretty well.
One time I opened my mouth to speak, and a bird call emerged. Startled, I closed my mouth, then opened it again to speak. Another bird call.
Then I shut my mouth and the bird outside called again. For a moment, I was really, really confused.
Pushing pull doors and pulling push doors
I mead ah popo n i fogot to clwen e up (Bad spelling on purpose.)
I put mustard and salt on my pancakes once.
I poured milk into my orange juice. Also the same day I put applesauce on my cheese sandwich.
I've walked into so many glass doors.
Ran into a pole.
Tripped on what seems to be either nothing or my own feet.
Constantly confusing left from right and vice versa.
Also, I'd be doing something, get distracted by something stupid (a shape in the shadows, maybe?), then completely forget what I was doing and wonder like an idiot.
Also, confusing my languages. Multilingualism sucks sometimes.
This list makes me feel really stupid.
ALSO, I somehow manage to defy gravity and fall up stairs. A lot.
I almost always have a drink to my left, so it's become reflexive to reach to the left for a drink.
Sometimes I have something that is not my drink to my left, and I will automatically try to drink it.
The most notable was a cup of .45ACP.
Also I once tried to eat duct tape, I was really tired and somehow mistook it for my sandwich.
Falling on slippery ice.
Goddamn it makes me feel so stupid.
I threw away my metal spoon and put my yogurt cup in the dishwasher.
I threw my candy bar in the trashcan and took a bite of the paper. I was tired.
Wasted 2€ for nothing. :smith:
Did the fingering movement with my hands in class while talking to my friend about him throwing the pen a wrong direction and me trying to catch it.
A friend-girl looked and was like; "Dude, wat"
I once opened a door, but was stood right in front of it and it just hit me right in the face.
There was this other day I was eating some hamburger with my friends.
I wanted ketchup, I grabbed the coke bottle, and you know what happened next.
My birth.
:derp:
I was thinking about name "William Shakespeare" and I didn't remeber what fruit "pear" was. I was in my toughts and looked out of the window. After a minute a realized that a lifting crane that was couple of blocks away had text "PEAR" in it. I was really confused.
[sp]I later found out that the text was actually "PEAB"[/sp]
Completely forgetting the word for something midway through a sentence.
When I'm in a conversation, and I'm thinking of a word. a regular, every day word. My mind forgets it completely, and it comes back 3-4 hours after the conversation has ended.
FUCK YOU BRAIN, FUCK YOU.
Took off running while in a rented vacation house, went right through the screen door, and even worse, I didn't even know why I was running.
Having a conversation and just walking off in the middle of a sentence.
[QUOTE=Nerts;26288747]Completely forgetting the word for something midway through a sentence.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Zakkin;26289529]When I'm in a conversation, and I'm thinking of a word. a regular, every day word. My mind forgets it completely, and it comes back 3-4 hours after the conversation has ended.
FUCK YOU BRAIN, FUCK YOU.[/QUOTE]
Happens to me all the time.
Gone to reach for a door to push it open, look at friend next to me to continue talking just as a girl opened the door on the other side which resulted in me grabbing her tit.
I felt awkward the rest of the day.
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