sitting in a recently abandoned house. What should I do?
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sup Facepaunch. I'm typing all this on a phone, so bear with me.
I'm lying on a mattress of the second floor of an abandoned house near where I live, right now. Pretty lame reason for its abandon,ent; the bottom floor getd flooded easily (it's right next to the lake) so no-one will buy it, or even admit to owning it.
So, unlimited, modern, squatting house ahoy. What should I do with it?
First priority is getting running water. I'm inthe UK. Do we have to pay the water board to magically pump water to our houses, or is it free?
Second priority is electricity. You think I can steal power from the nearest streetlight or something?
Yes i'm aware I am being exceedingly retarded, but I was still drunk when I broke in, and now I'm sobre I refuse to just go home :v:
Oh and wahey, 18 today. If I get b& for PUI at least it were for a good cause.
First priority is to seal it so that only you can get in.
This means blocking the windows and bolting the doors.
After that, go ahead and do whatever you want.
Honestly, if the damage is fixable and nobody even wants to claim ownership, then buy it for the abysmally small price they'll give you, fix it up, and live in it or rent it out to someone and make a few extra bucks.
I guarantee you OP masturbates at least five, maybe six times in abandoned house.
Vandalize it in everyway possible or Rig it so it looks like its haunted and make someone go in.
Have fun with your asbestos.
[QUOTE=Henry Townshend;20074002]Have fun with your asbestos.[/QUOTE]You don't magically get Asbestos from simply walking into an old abandoned building because it isn't airborne. It only becomes a risk if you disturb a weak surface where decaying Asbestos is present.
Fap.
Serious answer.
"I fapped in an abandoned house once"
Explore the place.
seems someone went through and rated us all Late.
seems someone went through and rated us all Late.
...
wait shit
[QUOTE=Monkeytracks;20074078]seems someone went through and rated us all Late.[/QUOTE]
I'll bet it was OP.
seems someone went though and rated us all Late.
. . .
Aw, god damn it.
Stockpile cats in it.
have sex in it. I've done it.
take a poop in it.
[QUOTE=TheDeadHo;20073906][img] http://i36.tinypic.com/bhnnv9.jpg[/img]
[b]BEHIND YOU![/b][/QUOTE]
Oh shit, it's the girl from the exorcist!
[QUOTE=TehDoomCat;20073884]Second priority is electricity. You think I can steal power from the nearest streetlight or something?[/QUOTE]
Does the lake have RUNNING water?
like in a current?
if so:
set up a water wheel in the lake, put a magnet in the center, so it turns on it's center.
wrap a copper wire aroundsomething so it's all coiled up, and put it near the magnet.
You now how 2 things:
an electro magnet, and an electric line running through this copper wire.
Get a FUCK load of car batteries.
[QUOTE=Mr Drover;20074173]Oh shit, it's the girl from the exorcist![/QUOTE]
:downsbravo:
Build up house, make it livable. Find some way to get the lake water into it. Running water. Install solar panels! Live like a king! :buddy:!
[QUOTE=PariahKing;20073996]I guarantee you OP masturbates at least five, maybe six times in abandoned house.[/QUOTE]
I've seen him there :q:
[QUOTE=Zedo Mann;20074115]I'll bet it was OP.[/QUOTE]
No it was me.
Show's over guys :( I got cold and tired and hungry so I walked home. I did, however, steal the (fake) Flight Lieutenant's Cap which had left been left in said house for some un-fucking-known reason.
I'll return next week with my friends, new ideas, and photograph our frivolities.
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